More irony-meter breaking updates from the draft dodging demented orange

"Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?"

Hey, America

So they didn't kick the shit out of him? That's a damned shame.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Trump meets the rest of the world leaders today and they all just surround and kick the shit out of him www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKOJ...

Remember that part of Sim City 2000 where you got bored and just started lobbing disaster after disaster at the poor simulated fools... ... yeah.

This is the face of a bully. An ugly bully. This is what happens when you stand up to them. They boil in their own hatred. Boil, piggy, boil. 🖕

Hell freaking yes! www.reddit.com/r/anythingin...

If Donald Trump died in his chair I doubt anyone would notice for at least 15 minutes He constantly falls asleep He constantly slouches like a sack of potatoes He constantly smells like bubbling feces I doubt anyone would actually care either

When present-you remembers that earlier-that-day-past-you filled the giant Thermos flask with posh coffee

I took the last bottle of Lucozade original from the local shop last night; there's a decent chance I created an unknown nemesis

What a thing to wake up to www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

First commute to central Manchester in 12 years... thank the elder demon gods that it's a one-off

Shots fired, bitch

Could've been a Trump

Even his sycophants are backing down You could hear a nappy pin drop www.reddit.com/r/complaints...

Has anyone reskinned the TVA guards from Deadpool 3 as ICE agents yet? I think the world needs this right now.

Is Civil War getting a sequel? No, not the movie.

Perfect example of irony, you say? "Look at this twat!" - bloated, racist, human-toad hybrid

Merry dissociation, Charlie Brown

If trump is Iago, who is Genie. An impeachment process? A massive stroke? A secret service agent that's changed house last golden nappies? youtu.be/zrH6LN7_B7w

World+dog still waiting for the American people to rise up against a tyrannical government or was that all just empty words?

Someone just leave a bottle of bleach in his office and I'm sure this will sort itself out (Leave the child proof lid loose though)

How did I forget this existed!? Take me to jail. open.spotify.com/track/7ouMYW...

Wossy is not going to be pleased

How does she think the lettuce felt?

Good luck, everyone

Donald Trump, the next Ken McElroy

I can hear George Carlin saying, "What a good thing. What a good thing!"

Hey, @happytoast.co.uk, I think this needs a giant hill of turds adding to it; the meme does require three near identical objects, right? www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/5MP...

Happy New War, everybody! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...

Bugger me, Wind River is a great movie!

It is new year's again

Fuck this year www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/...

If I see Katy fucking Perry on BBC news any more I am going to self harm

"US offered Ukraine 15-year security guarantee, Zelensky says" There are good odds the US won't even be around after the next 3 years! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Has anybody got their sense of time back yet?

It Ends has supplanted Cube as my favourite movie that doesn't need the mystery explained

Exactly thirty years ago I was once again on the bus to town clutching a stack of fivers and W H Smith vouchers with a grin on my face

"Jake Paul has had two titanium plates fitted and some teeth removed after Anthony Joshua broke his jaw in two places during the American's stoppage defeat in their heavyweight fight in Miami."

This looks amazing! Brett Goldstein playing twin sheep who move to bash cars! youtu.be/ZfNLApPCa8E

What a cesspool of a country the US has become www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

🎵 Oh happy daaaaaay... 🎵 www.reddit.com/r/movies/s/G...

Totally agree but what about misandry? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

That didn't take long