This week's new low www.politico.com/live-updates...

Yeah! Science, bitch! www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

"Badenoch said: 'removing Churchill from banknotes is erasing our history.'" What a catastrophically stupid thing to say. Is the bank of England planning on erasing parts of the internet, burning countless books, and demolishing every museum showing WWII exhibits? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It's in your forties that you discover that it's possible to have too many sausages You can suspect it in your thirties but the forties confirm the hell out of it

Thought the orange blundercunt didn't like countries joining wars he'd already won

Why do boomers always need half a tree with their tea? He literally forced the dispenser open so he could take half of its contents

There's nothing quite like seeing a black BMW M3 estate drive past you absolutely covered in bird shit

Another flat line on the nation's feelings meter www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

When it's been a Monday and you realise you realise that there's a cheese stuffed crust pizza in the fridge

The legend died on Wednesday and BBC News have nothing at all up Double bastards

Nothing on BBC News homepage about Rob Grant Bastards

Been up a ladder with a power tool today One man card please

Fuuuuuuuuuck www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwS2...

For the nerds out there: OpenCode + Copilot = a surprisingly efficient coding tool

With farts youtu.be/iEPgDas-L6k

"Lord" Mandelson arrested

Nope. That's a new level of utter nope. Fucking nope. www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/s...

The magic eye of the 2020s www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

Massive lol www.reddit.com/r/coolguides...

Watched her live, she was awesome www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/Z...

Oooh, I'm back at the same table and they've just arrived at their same table There's a tension in the air :D

In a cafe where several elderly men, after causing much noise with racist overtones, left food/drink *covering* the table One suggested tidying and was met with a response of "Fuck 'em" Accidentally-on-purpose said, "Disgusting boomers", instead of thinking it; sniggers echoed gloriously :) Twats

Myself, last night, ordering a next-day delivery from Currys 15 minuts before the 9pm cut off, and clicking "Place order" as it announces there are no more slots www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBns...

How hard is the corrupt US administration working on scrubbing the internet of his highly racist video of the Obamas right now?

He should be moving into another building at his majesty's pleasure #porridge www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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🎵 It's breakfast... it's breakfast time! 🎵

I understand that wars have started for less www.reddit.com/r/Leakednews...

And there it is, my reason to persist #bbqsauce www.reddit.com/r/TedLasso/s...

I think Sinners Oscars nominations record is going to be smashed when Nuremberg 2 is released

The timing at 6:03 is chef's kiss perfect youtu.be/-VBJx116hqk

I think we need to ship Liz Truss to Washington D.C. so she can start shaking some hands

Who would've thought we'd end up missing 2016 Trump's America!?

When the dust settles, the US should handle these fascists like The Twilight Zone story 'To See the Invisible Man'; life sentences for all

Somebody went to a new dog park today and hasn't recovered since

More irony-meter breaking updates from the draft dodging demented orange

"Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?"

Hey, America

So they didn't kick the shit out of him? That's a damned shame.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Trump meets the rest of the world leaders today and they all just surround and kick the shit out of him www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKOJ...

Remember that part of Sim City 2000 where you got bored and just started lobbing disaster after disaster at the poor simulated fools... ... yeah.

This is the face of a bully. An ugly bully. This is what happens when you stand up to them. They boil in their own hatred. Boil, piggy, boil. 🖕