Armed agents in unmarked vehicles. Masks on. No clear ID. And now another person is dead in Biddeford, Maine. We need: ✅ Body cameras ✅ Unmasked agents ✅ Independent investigations ✅ Clear use-of-force standards

#ChinaWinning #ElonFixYourRockets

FIRST EVER controlled rocket recovery in China — a giant leap toward reusable launch capabilities. The future of spaceflight just got closer. 🌏✨

What makes someone put on a mask and march with white nationalists on America's birthday? Hate? Fear? A need to belong? Genuinely asking—what's the psychology here? 👇

TURN THE LIGHTS OFF— (hey!) Map went blue like a Smurf attack, Trump's toupee is pointin' back, Elon's tunnel got a traffic rack! TURN THE LIGHTS OFF— (woo!) Fox News hosts in fetal pose, Truth Social stock is down to toes, And Kato said, 'That's how it goes! NOVEMBER 2026 & NOVEMBER 5, 2028 .

Libertarian energy filming it all — cops had to show up so he could keep doing it. Irony much? 🤡 And honestly? Left, right, doesn't matter — she's a boss. 💅🏼

"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL WORLD IS GOING ON? Elon Musk just said he's 'aspirationally Jewish,' went to Hebrew preschool, forgot if he's Jewish, and most of his friends are Jewish—but he's not actually Jewish? This timeline is WILD. 😭✡️"

I'MMA EXPLAIN WHY YOU PROBABLY NEVER SEEN ME—I'm in a sunken place, no Instagram, no TikTok, no drip, no sauce, no swag. Just a suit from Kohl's, a diet of expired Yoo-hoo, and a deep, burning fear of anyone under 30.

IS THE WHITE HOUSE SERIOUSLY COVERED IN A GIANT PRINTED TARP TO HIDE SCAFFOLDING RIGHT NOW? 😂 We're footing the bill for a reported $600M ballroom**, a **$13M helipad, and a $1.2B construction blitz across DC—and now they're putting up wallpaper over the columns? Come on, man. This is insane. 🤦‍♂️

“The ceasefire? OVER. The MOU? DEAD. I’m DONE dealing with them — they’re SCUM. Led by SICK, VICIOUS, VIOLENT people. LIARS. CUCKOO. Enough is ENOUGH. — Donald J. Trump”

"It's close to midnight... and Mitch is creeping through the Senate floor..." 🎶🧟‍♂️

ERDOGAN: 'LEFT, SIR. YOUR OTHER LEFT.' TRUMP: TURNS RIGHT ERDOGAN: VISIBLY AGING 20 YEARS THIS MAN RUNS A COUNTRY. A REAL ONE. WITH NUKES. GOD HELP US ALL.

"Damn. MTG just called Mitch McConnell's wife a communist spy. Out loud. On the record. This is real life."

"HOLY SH*T. Trump just threatened to pull troops from Europe unless they let him take Greenland. This is mob boss diplomacy. He is a threat to the free world. WAKE UP."

So Trump is out here claiming he's #1 on "Tic Tac" with 16.6M followers… while Taylor Swift has 33.3M+ and Khaby Lame is sitting at 160M+ 😭 Bro, you're not even in the top 10. The math ain't mathing. 🤡📱

Sen. Cruz jokingly thanked Trump for "getting rid of the red card" — but red cards exist to protect players from dangerous fouls. Joking about rigging safety rules isn't funny. 🚩⚽

Planning my speech for if I ever see @AnaKasparian in public: Step 1: Say "YOU ROCK QUEEN" Step 2: Pass out from excitement. That’s it. That’s the plan. 👑💀

🔥 SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM JUST LOOKED AT THE CROWD LIKE “Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW...” AND STARTED COUNTING. 1, 2, 3... that’s not the score, that’s how many punks she’s about to whoop in order. 😂👊

MAGA IS ABSOLUTELY MELTING DOWN OVER THIS ZOHRAN MAMDANI VIDEO 😂

TWO CLIMBERS. ONE ANTENNA. ONE MESSAGE: "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace." Society calls it a stunt. History calls it a conscience. I call it a question—what are you willing to climb for?

Where's MAGA? Probably boycotting because the festival didn't have a 'stolen election' themed bounce house. Don't worry—I saved them a seat. In the back. Of reality. Enjoy the $80 parking, folks—I'll be over here with the adults. 🗳️😘

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING, LOL. MAGA is completely done—keep it that way.

"TRUMP SAID IN 2008 THAT ANY PRESIDENT WHO LIES TO DRAG US INTO A MIDDLE EAST WAR DESERVES IMPEACHMENT." So, uh... what the hell, bro? By your own rule, that means you, too. Should we fire up the articles now, or were those just convenient words back then?

We are living through a moment that history will not forget—and not for good reasons. Every day brings a new norm-shattering headline, another institution weakened, another truth buried under noise.

LEGALLY MARRIED? YES. Happily married? Let's just say his divorce lawyer is getting more airtime than his campaign ads. 💍💀

"WE DO A WATERGATE TWICE A DAY" — AND IMAGINE THINKING THAT MAKES YOU SOUND TOUGH RATHER THAN DEEPLY CORRUPT. Thanks to Rep. McGovern for calling out this insane admission for what it is.

IRAN WANTS A DEAL VERY BADLY" SAYS WHO? YOUR PSYCHIC? Oil dropping like a rock isn't a victory lap, it's a warning sign. But sure, cue the Snoop Dogg while the rest of us watch gas prices and wonder if this man has any clue what's happening.

MIKE JOHNSON: HALF OF DEMOCRATS WANT TO LEAVE. HE SAYS WE CAN'T DEPORT THAT MANY. So the goal was never "rule of law." It was just targeting certain people.

PROTEST IS PATRIOTIC. 🇺🇸 This boss at the Reflecting Pool, "F*** Trump" shirt & flag in hand, speaking his mind loud and proud. That’s the First Amendment in action. No fear, just freedom. Respect. ✊🗽

Larry David: "I was embarrassed to be an American." The White House UFC event: "a travesty." He's not wrong. 🤷‍♂️ #LarryDavid #UFC #WhiteHouse

A CHRISTIAN. A MUSLIM. A JEW. Not fighting. Not fearing. Running New York City together. That's not a compromise. That's a flex. The people making money off our division? They're panicking. Let's give them more to panic about. Solidarity wins. Every. Time. 🌹✡️☪️

GOOD TO SEE YA" TO YOUR PREGNANT WIFE LIKE SHE'S A COWORKER YOU TOLERATE? 💀 And she RECOILED. This is the most awkward interaction I've ever witnessed. Who greets their spouse like this??

NEW: AT TRUMP'S PENNSYLVANIA RALLY TODAY, A PROTESTER SHOUTED "PEDOPHILE!" AS THE PRESIDENT SPOKE. Security immediately removed the individual. As he was escorted out, he raised his middle finger toward the stage. Trump did not acknowledge the outburst and continued his remarks.

"SOMEBODY WENT IN WITH A KNIFE AND CUT IT UP GOOD." — Trump, on a 350-ft gash that apparently vanished into thin air. Video coming "at the right time." Sure, Jan. 📹👀

THANKS OBAMA— PSYCH, WRONG PRESIDENT. 🫢🤷‍♀️ But fr, who signed off on turning our pool into a Smurf war zone AND then ran it over with govt vehicles?? This is fine. Everything is fine. 🇺🇸🔥😭💙

Bibi vs. The Donald. Round 1. 👀 Trump just learned — in real time, from a reporter — that Netanyahu publicly said Israeli forces are staying in Lebanon. His reaction? "Who did he tell that to? You?"

🚨 TUCKER QUITS THE GOP: “THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO AMERICA.” 35 YEARS OF LOYALTY WIPED OUT IN ONE SENTENCE.

2 question: should a private citizen be shaping this? Does this bother you? 🔵 Yes — shadow diplomacy 🔴 No — results matter ⚪ Not sure #Poll #Iran #Kushner #ForeignPolicy

1st 🎥 Touching the water at the DC Reflecting Pool? Arrested. 2nd 🎥 Storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan 6? Pardoned. Priorities. 🇺🇸

Touching water is not a crime. Intimidating the public with military presence is an abuse of power. There is no law against dipping your hand in the Reflecting Pool. Stop the fear-mongering. We see what you are doing. #ReflectingPool #AbuseOfPower #Freedom #Military #FirstAmendment #WakeUpAmerica

🚨 PAKISTAN PM LEFT SPEECHLESS. Iran's delegation walked out mid-meeting — right after Trump's threat landed. The look on his face says it all.

I'm not dead — but the internet sure tried to pull the plug on me today.

Trump debuts "Trump Force One" — a $400M Qatari gift-wrapped 747 that makes the press pool look like they just bit into a lemon. He peers over, grins, and asks: "Are you smiling? First time I've seen them smile in years!" Spoiler: They weren't.

💧 $1.7 MILLION. NO-BID. FELON-OWNED. A Trump donor with a bribery conviction just landed a no-bid contract to clean the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Greenwater Services. Taxpayers funded it. No one bid against it.

Watch. Laugh. Cry. Then drop a 🔥 if you see the difference—or a 🤡 if you think we’re being too harsh. Comments are open for business.

6 presidents. 6 first ladies. 1 opening ceremony. 0 invites for Trump. History wrote itself today. 🏛️

Israel doesn’t have a “right” to commit apartheid. That’s not antisemitism — that’s international law. Hasan Piker said it. History proves it. Free Palestine. #HasanPiker #TheBreakfastClub #JerrySeinfeld

"IF ISRAEL IS FORCED TO STAND ALONE, ISRAEL WILL STAND ALONE." — Netanyahu #AmericaFirst #IranDeal #Israel #Netanyahu #Trump

"HOPE HAS A HOME – AND THE LEGENDS ARE SHOWING UP."

A PRESIDENT DOESN'T BULLY. A PRESIDENT LEADS. 🇺🇸 Drop a ✊ if you still believe in real leadership.