... hey! There's a holiday this week you may have heard about, so today's got a bunch of updates with a new fun rhetorical device for you to enjoy! Give it a gander and LIKE! SUBSCRIBE! RECOMMEND! TIP! (Yes, supporting me is DAMN patriotic!) Thanks - and have an Independence Day, y'all!

A man whose goal is to actively try to make his penis as small as the leader he follows ... yipes ...

When you got nothing else to run on and have to support a racist who uses religion for cheap political points, you have to do what Daddy does because what else you got?

Here's your quick and snarky summary of The Year In SCOTUS - and yes, there was some good along with allll the bad. We will also talk about MAGA House flailing and the ongoing Trump State Fair Debacle p and MORE! Like, subscribe, tip, recommend on this Anniversary of mine (read to find out)! THANKS!

Here we go again - Lefties whining more about the birthright citizenship vote instead of trumpeting a WIN. How many times do WE pick apart a win to the point that WE make it sound like a loss? Alinsky 101 - TAKE THE W and BUILD on it. You get more people on your side with WINS than bitching. JFC...

So what's on today's Update? Empty anniversary celebrations and doomed non-peace agreements, icky assistants and teetering despots, flying soccer balls and gonna-need-them-NOW weather - and MORE! Go ahead - read, like, tell friends, subscribe, and tip! They'll appreciate it - and so will I!

It's like having Screech be your bodyguard ...

Today, a fun attempt to use one day's worth of Trump nuttery to prove a thesis provided by the always-entertaining podcaster Bob Cesca (free plug on my part) - and a sidebar about the NYC DNC Pha-REEK!-Out! Plus the usuals! Like, subscribe, recommend, tip - and comment on my work! As always, thanks!

A few updates, which are useful (election updates), will make you sigh (the President is back), will aggravate you (the reflective pool mess), will be enormous fun (crazy soccer fans) and maybe even inspire you (Olivia Rodrigo)! Read and like and tell friends and subscribe and tip! THANKS!

I was a tad under the weather midweek, so today you get an update LOADED with fun - including the Iran mess, angry Italians, a possible big change in Britain, more reasons to hate our tech overlord bags, and Obama love! Plus all The Trivias! Like and subscribe, recommend and tip! HAPPY DAD'S DAY!

Call this The One With Trump's G7 Breakdowns, or The One With That Iran Deal-Ish, or The One With THAT Final UFC Summary, or The One With Why Trump Hates Obama Part Infinity - and MORE! This is also The One Where You Will Like and Subscribe and Recommend and Tip! And ... thanks!

Today's Update is all about all kinds of numbers! Numbers that explain, numbers that are symbolic, numbers that are hysterical in context - NUMBERS! ENJOY THEM! Then like and subscribe and recommend and tip - I love those kinds of numbers (even though I was an English major for a reason)!

Wise words - and, is ABC using the occasion of Donald Trump’s birthday to interview Barack Obama? Well played, ABC …

It's not just Facebook - Messenger and Instagram and Threads are down too ... and on the same day as Ketamine McApartheid becomes a TRILLIONAIRE?! BOM-BOM-BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!! #FacebookOutage

Did The Master of Branding just gift his enemies the way to beat him? Read all about it in today's Update - along with Epstein Files news, FAFO news out of South Carolina, and MORE! Read and like and subscribe and tip and get your air guitar/bass/drum warmups ready - and thanks!

The events of yesterday's Spurs-Knicks game is summaried ... that is, this is an update about the full-throated BOOS dished out you-know-who! Plus election updates, late Iran news, and a return to the stage worth relishing. Like and subscribe, tell friends and tip, and keep this momentum going!

The White House tried to show the world that the President is, indeed, alive. How well did they do? Read and find out - then stick around for news about another reason why Pete Hegseth will wind up in Hell, California, and the comeback you never saw coming. Like, subscribe, recommend, tip - THANKS!

For a moment on social media there was a thought that IT happened - but it didn't. Hear all about it along with updates on dumb appointments, the racist Supreme Court, Tuesday primary results, and an odd way for Trump to celebrate Pride. Like, subscribe, tip, tell friends, ALL THE THINGS! (Thanks!)

It's a Three-Paragraph Update day with LOTS of news about how badly things are going for the President if anyone can find him, along with AI bashing, Ukraine updates, an IMPORTANT NO KINGS update, and an epic live Springsteen cut to wrap. Like and subscribe, recommend and tip, crank it up - THANKS!

… then it’s not a concert - IS IT?!

That Texas primary on Tuesday has me thinking lots of things about what the 2026 campaign is going to look like, so I put them together for your consumption and responses. Please give it a read! Also, THANK YOU to this latest influx of new subcribers - YOU CAN TOO Y'KNOW (plus tip and recommend)!

HERE'S the Memorial Day Weekend Update! Full of Things You Should NEVER Call Our President (which I do), summaries on the whatever's up in Iran, GOP angst, Colbert, and more! Read, like, recommend, subscribe, tip - then get outside! It's MEMORIAL DAY, for the love of Pete ... (Thanks for reading!)

It's almost the first weekend of summer as we celebrate and mourn not one but two premature media endings today. I discuss both but also provide some building karmic payback, along with perspectives on corruption and primaries. Give it a gander, like and subscribe and recommend and tip - and thanks!

Here are my three predictions for tonight’s last Late Show: - Colbert gets his interview with Pope Leo. - A snarky White House send off from Laura Benanti’s Melania Trump. - Jon Batiste leads Colbert and the audience out of the Ed Sullivan theatre in a New Orleans-inspired second line. Bookmark!

The big news is that "tax" "settlement" slash new big pile o' grift - and I got somethin' to say about it! So go to the update to read it, along with more pha-REEK!-out news, some good news, and an anniversary marked by that awesome picture you see! Like! Subscribe! Recommend! Tip! Enjoy! (Thanks!!)

It's a jam-packed Three Paragraph Summary update today - from a Trump-uttered Democratic theme to MAGA humiliations, from election updates to righteous and funny testimony, plus lots of fun facts and a cool music video at the end! Like, subscribe, tip, recommend, spread the word, and Thanks!

QRT with a doctor you trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr

Our President is heading to China! See what he was doing to "prepare" for the trip, along with what the White House wants you to do for your country (EW), the latest SCOTUS fkery (GRRR), rock star uplift (WHOO!) and MORE! Read, like, subscribe, tip - THANKYOU to my new subscriber, and Thanks!

For today's Update, instead of the frantic posting I hop on a soapbox to reflect on the re-redistricting wars, Putin, and my first stab at a 2028 roster of Presidential nominees. Ease back while celebrating Moms and then like, subscribe, recommend, tip, and whatever. Thanks - and Happy Mother's Day!

Geez - take an extra day because of Finals Week and all sorts of stuff breaks out! So here are my takes on TN and VA, Ka$h and Putin, Midwest elections and Trump's hands again. Plus the regular folderol! Read, then please like, subscribe, tip, recommend to friends, all the things! Thanks, as always!

This update is full of numbers most of you are likely to find encouraging! Plus, but there's news on another leader that you will like. And a cool story for those of us of a certain television-viewing persuasion, along with a jingle! So read! Like! Recommend! Subscribe! Tip! Spread the word!

There's a lot in today's update, from bad MAGA media news to good news in Ukraine - and a reflection on what is happening I had to get off my chest. Lots inside, so please read, like, recommend, subscribe, tip, spread the word if it helps and you like it! Always appreciated - so thanks as always!

While it's still been another no good very bad week for Trump, there is one very significant and gut-churning exception - and today's Update goes through a lot of it. Give it a read and help me grow with a like, a recommendation, a subscription, a tip, or a combination of the four. THANKS as always!

The effects of Saturday's event are shaking down in typical dumb Trump ways, documented with the requisite snark- plus updates on the Trump 60 MINUTES rake stomp, Jimmy Kimmel, dumb but good legal news, and more! Read, like, subscribe, tip, tell five friends! This will help you COPE! (Thanks!)

Oh, sure, if you wanted to get updated on both what is known and rumored about yesterday's White House Correspondents, you could go all over the inter webs, OR get a summary/snapshot/preview of them here! Then tell people and like and subscribe and tip! Thanks for reading - TELL PEOPLE ABOUT ME!

An early Update as I have things to do today - but plenty to look at, including the Virginia post-game, musical Navy chairs, utter digital beclowning of Trump thanks to Iran, and NFL Christmas! Plus the usuals. So like! Subscribe! Tip! Tell Friends! All the alls - and thanks for your eyes as always!

IT'S CLEAN OUT THE NOTEBOOK DAY! Using three paragraphs, watch me summarize ten - TEN - stories either breaking or simmering out there in the world, with the fury and snark I hope I am coming to be known for! If I did good, reward me with a like or subscribe or tip; if not (or did), comment! THANKS!

For today's Update, an alternative way to intepret what's going on in Iran - and the Ka$h Patel drunk off his ARSE story, elections, polls, Joe Rogan dopiness, and a story out of New York City that pegs the sweetness meter in the best way! Like, subscribe, recommend, tip, TELL TWO FRIENDS! Thanks!

“New York’s Cutest” - THIS GUY IS SO! DAMN! GOOD AT THIS!!

It's NATIONAL JOSEPH DAY! What better way to celebrate than reading today's update? The rake-stomping and self-nut-whacking of Trump and company are reaching dizzying levels and are worth relishing! Then celebrate MORE with a like and a subscribe, a recommend and a tip. Be an honorary Joseph today!

It's been a bad run for our President - from court losses to autocratic models falling to That AI Portrait of him - so come on down to the Substack and revel in his L's! Then like and recommend and subscribe and tip so more folks can enjoy the LoLs, today and in the future! As always, thanks!

Trump is now the old man who screams at the kids waiving a garden tool threatening to call the police every time they ride past his house - and each day more kids ride by because they laugh at the screaming …

How long before Trump says Orban was a guy who got him coffee and he never met the loser?

MAN we've got a lot of nuttiness going on - a lot admittedly stressful, but much hopeful, and even a thing or two that might bring a laugh! Jump into today's Substack, help me keep doing it (the like and subscribe and too thing) and help me get more people reading (the recommend thing)! Thanks!

WHOO DOGGIE - the fallout from the Tuesday Taco Bash is so bad that someone in the White House is bringing back the Epstein files - and the infighting is (chef's kiss)! Read all about it - then like and subscribe and tip and tell two, three, 10 friends! We will make it y'all! Thanks for reading!

I so needed this account with all the insanity of today's news!

If you haven't rode the social medias today, gird your loins by reading up on what's going down. It's a lulu, but it also includes Arrtemis II and B1G TEN news as well as this dusty and possibly soon-to-be-relevant again ditty. Like, subscribe, recommend, tip, and breathe ... thanks for reading!

A relatively brief Update, but things have happened over the weekend and this morning that are noted, along with the NCAA basketball championships set and a cool baseball thing! Like and subscribe and recommend and tip and all of that - but most importantly, have a peaceful and mindful Sunday.

It started by summarizing another really bad day for Trump - and includes major Breaking News that hit just as I was wrapping up. Give it a read and if you like and think others would too, LET PEOPLE KNOW! (I accept tips too!) Thanks to all - enjoy!

Today's Update, with news about large and hollow structures getting people mad for various reasons, legal and cultural news, a quiet effort to head back to the moon, and Final Four data galore. Plus the usuals! Read, enjoy, recommend, subscribe, tip - all here for you, all apprecited by me!