What in the fkkn frijoles is this caca?!?! CA, please make good choices for my niblets.

Fare jumping is theft of your community. Don’t be a fucking garbage person.

If we friends, you can always hold me accountable. If I fucked up, let me know. I’m still learning and growing every day and accept criticism if it’s genuine.

Wake me when he’s dead. I’ve got a feeling. Call it intuition/ generational trauma/Spidey senses/ whatevs. It’s so close.

I have NEVER understood the cognitive dissonance between white people en masse in America celebrating Cinco de Mayo while simultaneously cheering on the murders and state kidnappings of Latino people. It's chilling to me. Always has been.

So wait there’s footage of the leftists new hero Graham Platner talking with a person who voted for Trump THREE TIMES going around right? Okay so all of you frauds that lost your shit about Kamala & Liz Cheney better get mad about this. No excuses. GTFOH with your bullshit

Humans who celebrate birth month are my humans.

Of all the freedoms hanging in the balance, none is more precious than the right to vote.

I was today years old when I learned Tampa Bay’s MLB team is NOT called Devils Rays. 😬 that’s how little the leather sportsball game interested me, until recently.

Sure you can have state Coach, but Buffalo is healing international relations via hockey. #OhCanada #BuffaloSabres

Women make up a VERY small % of pilots. Black women, even fewer. To support amazing aviators, consider a cuppa to Sisters of the Skies, a non-profit that support Black women aviators. sistersoftheskies.org

Am I reading this incorrectly cause it feels like a lot of privilege to decide to not vote, if the perfect candidate, to a single person, is not in the race for you.

No time to wallow fellownemics. Chop wood. Carry water. And STFU. We’re in the shit and it’ll be awhile before we can get out. No bitching, esp to your marginalized friends. Go collect your sisters, cousins and aunties. This is the perfect weekend to do it when yall are dressed up for Prada II

Y’all, I think I have a mentee! This excites me to no end. I’ve talked about my mentor of 30 years that I lost, devastatingly in 2021. And I’ve always wanted to emulate her. Honoring my dear Auntie/Surrogate mom/mentor Alice Newman in the best way I can. 🐾 💜

What a great deal! Whoever this bakery owner is must have their cost of sales on lock! Cries in $8 croissant.

That’s because Trump will be dead or rolling on himself by then and we’ll have a majority so let the fucking turd rot and die whole Fems clean the shit stained walls the GOP left.

Just watching my hall pass take BP #BlueJays

🧊✈️ HEADS UP SAN DIEGO‼️ ICE removal flight to Mexico 🇲🇽 ⚠️ GlobalX jet inbound to SAN Tail: N289GX – ETA 8am 👀

Today marks 1 year since the death of Virginia #Giuffre. Since her passing - so much has come to light, it's impossible to condense into one post. But maybe if Virginia's death sickens you or the #Trump cover-up disgusts you, maybe take a minute to post something to do with the #Epstein files.

The Duchess’ return to the silver screen is my favorite fucking show on the planet! Thank you MasterChef Australia!!!!

I work for a non profit. It takes a special kind of asshole to send this in our self addressed stamped envelopes for donations. Thank you for stealing from a cultural institution whoever you are.

Maine needs a Senator who will stand up and fight back against Donald Trump’s abuses and actions — not bend the knee like Susan Collins. I've done it before, and I'll do it again in the Senate.

The California governor race is super important to not stop any of the progress we have made and will continue to make. Support Xavier Becerra and please repost as much as you can. Thank you.

I see the way men view women and children and it’s disgusting. We are merely tools to their existence frequently.

I’m going to give a Mommy Update a few months ahead of schedule because I want the KHive to have something positive to focus on. Spread the word, friends: There’s a new Baby Bee on the way! 💛💜🐝

Just saw on a news crawl Ford is selling the jet he just acquired. Less than a week of us bitching. Or, what’s in it for him? I’m suss.

I’m gonna need to grim reaper to speed up his timeline for some folks

Life update: Percy the Dog irl is 15 yrs old. He has been diagnosed with doggy dementia. tumors are benign, unless they start hindering mobility. Bloodwork perfect. Teeth require major dental surgery to remove them all. The bill is 3K. 😭 he will die of infection w/o it. Pray for a lottery win

I’m almost got Nicole Simpson’d by my ex NFL benchwarmer ex husband. I’m sympathize with any woman who has been a WAG. Because it’s dangerous. It kills women, w/more regularity than is normal. It traumatized even more of us for life.

So I need to be clear, Medhi Hassan, David Hogg, IIhan Omar & the looney ass left are cool with MTG & Graham Platner but Kamala Harris & Jasmine Crockett need to go away? While you begging black folks to help James Talarico? I’m just asking.🙄🙄🙄

So glad I deleted my TT the first year.

Amy is a ww theydie who doesn’t give a shit about appropriation, even when people with lived experience tell her the words she insists on using are harmful. Impact> Intent Amy, you muppet.

Graham Platner claims he's changed. Why is he still using the r-word?

Well, now I don’t feel so bad about Joplin getting ripped off the ma a few years ago in a 🌪️.

So, class, what did yesterday's election in Hungary show us about forming coalitions to defeat fascism?

Between the Covid deaths and this. He will be responsible for the deaths of millions of people. More than Hitler, Pol Pot, the Serbs, Sudan… et al combined.

I couldn’t do this without you.

This week is Black Maternal Health Week — and Black women are still being ignored, dismissed, and disrespected, especially during pregnancy and childbirth. Over 80% of these deaths didn’t have to happen. This is your reminder to listen to Black women.

I just learned the history of voodoo dolls in America and it’s cool and devastating AF.

Cowards blocking people & disabling interactions because they don’t like people pointing out he’s giddily spoken of war crimes, misrepresents his background & employment, had an SS tattoo, actively slurs people, has a history of bigotry, hasn’t actually apologized for anything, & is unqualified.

You know what Xavier Becerra needs? Some OG #KHive juice! Maybe that's part of the reason I'm so excited. He's a great candidate, so people are immediately trying to take him down. We're gonna get the band back together, at least those of us in California.

I was clenching my butt cheeks for a solid 13 minutes til splash down

Everything he touches turns to shit.

Wave @qondintini.bsky.social another political bae candidate!!!!

Y’all, I just learned the Blue Jays as a loonie dog counter at every home game. Oh 🇨🇦, you have such a sense of humour.

How many times do we have to fkkn warn people. He’s gonna Fetterman yall in Maine.

Great start Blue Jays!!!!

My colleague came up with shorthand name for collegaues: Keke. They love it. Except she spelled it with an i where the first e is. I pulled her aside & explained she might want to change the way she spells it going forward. She had no idea or was a slur.

Thank you all. After my illegal termination from UCLA, forcing my 3000-mile, four-pet move home to Philly, I expect to figure out next professional steps in the coming months—but need your help in the interim, as none of my other financial obligations have changed. www.gofundme.com/f/support-jo...

Fuck Kegsbreath right right in the eyeball. Imagine serving your entire life as an officer, well on your way to earning a ⭐️, as was your goal when you started at West Point. Only to have him fuck you over from a general’s pension, because you have a vagina. Fucking monster