Y’all ever cry because you just did your laundry and dishes for the first time in a month because you can finally articulate your shoulder again? No? Just me? Ok.

The “alpha males” are so scared of people in frog costumes that they’re pepper spraying senior citizens walking home, and the Fascists are spinning that as “hand to hand combat street battles against antifa”.

Well. It finally happened. I used the last of my #Crew96 Barbasol. End of an era.

Me: “Why can’t I get any likes on these dating apps?” My YouTube watch history:

So let me get this straight, Ted Cruz just said, on the floor of the US Senate that he wants a bi-partisan effort to to stop: murders, rapes, and people attacking pedophiles. Ted Cruz is on the official government record that he wants to protect pedophiles. This is INSANE that people vote for this

Fire Zac Taylor. I’m done.

I’m watching Bananaball for the first time. I understand the rules. I understand what Bananaball “is”. I just don’t get it and it’s not my cuppa. But god damn look at how many people are having fun. I love Bananaball.

One of my favorite things about the corporate world is that “job hopping” every 1-2 years is apparently “frowned upon” for being unprofessional. But the SECOND you post a new job, you’re inundated with recruiters who act like your 3 weeks on the job is enough experience for the position they have.

This game may ACTUALLY be the thing that pushes me over the edge honestly

The pain in Ron Torbert’s voice any time he has to announce a penalty that helps the Bengals is hilarious.

THEY ACTUALLY CALLED A PENALTY ON THE VIKINGS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THEY ACTUALLY CALLED ONE.

1st Down: Run up the middle. 2nd Down: Run up the middle. 3rd Down: Incomplete pass or sack. 4th Down: Punt. I LOVE ZAC TAYLOR FOOTBALL.

“You’re a recovering alcoholic? What flavor/brand of sparkling water are you currently obsessed with?” First, I’m honestly getting tired of the fucking assumptions that most or all alcoholics in recovery develop some type of “comfort addiction” to sparkling water. Second, mango Bubly, fuck you.

Brighton's video with Samaritans for the Together Against Suicide initiative Well done Brighton 👏 👏 @officialbha.bsky.social

“I know a win against New England really isn’t anything to hang your hat on..” HOLY SHIT KYNDRA THEY’RE NOT EVEN DEAD YET

LOL@TFC

Based on that, I bet you that was a “fuck that, we’re talking zero chances” substitution more than anything. In the playoffs? I bet you Wessam stays on. #Crew86

WESSAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! 💛🇵🇸💛🇵🇸💛

Nebraska is gonna be a good team this year, holy hell that was tough. Time for Homecoming. You’re next, Wisconsin. #GoBlue 〽️

The Nebraska lineman was screwed either way. Illegal Touching, or let a possible fumble go. Good on Biff for declining that penalty, #59 did the correct thing. #GoBlue 〽️

On game days, Memorial Stadium becomes Nebraska’s 3rd largest city. And Bryce Underwood just turned it into the state’s largest library. #GoBlue 〽️

In a thread about the Yuuzhan Vong in the Star Wars expanded universe. Friendly reminder that the Galactic Empire was a direct allegory for the Nazis in WW2. The Yuuzhan Vong were first introduced in 1999. I’m sure there’s no direct comparison to American Conservatives at all.

THIS IS IMPORTANT Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭

Slowly realizing that my lore is so disjointed and confusing, it would leave the Kingdom Hearts writers stumped

Took almost a week, but finally have my AC joint as stabilized as I can. American healthcare is fucking CRAZY

I just got an application rejection letter. While I’m at a job I’ve been in for over a month. From a job I applied to in March. Of 2023. What the fuck.

We’ve tried “taking the high road”. We’ve tried “having civil debates”. We’ve tried “dragging them back to reality”. IT. DOESNT. WORK. Speak to them in their own language. It is the ONLY way they understand the world.

WESSAAAAAAM 🇵🇸💛

Don’t care how they go in, just that they go in. #Crew96

Scylla is confused. The apartment feels quiet and empty. I fucking hate this.

It was

This will probably be one of the longest and worst nights of my life. Stay tuned to see if I get a wink of sleep

Ura vs Midorifuji AND Atamifuji vs Aonishiki on the same day? Why, JSA, why must you torture me so early in the tournament? 😭😭

Well, my shoulder pain/stability is improving at an amazing clip, still waiting for the brace and sling to come in from the orthopedist to fully stabilize the joint though. Rotator cuff strain is annoying but just don’t move and it’s fine. The compensation pain, though? Holy. Shit. Save me.

So RSL made a fan take off their Red Cult Hat, but MLS made them apologize. Because their “no politics” rules “don’t include hats”. Attached photo is COMPLETELY unrelated, I promise. #Crew96

So was no one was gonna tell me to shut up and actually listen to how good Outlook actually is? Y’all were gonna let me think it was just for corporate boring types? I mean I’m a corporate boring type now, but man this would have been helpful to have earlier. ADHD melts away with it now, holy moly

2025 has legitimately been one of the worst years, if not THE worst year of my life.

I felt bad because I forgot deodorant this morning, but my orthopedist is the CBJ sports medicine doctor so I’m sure he’s experienced worse

You really don’t know how much of an effect breathing has on your entire upper body until you separate your shoulder. Coughing SUCKS.

There’s the Bengals defense we were waiting for.

Philly/Vancouver is one hell of an aesthetic matchup rn

That’s fine, I didn’t need my blood pressure to go down at any point this weekend anyway #Crew96

We’re just gonna park the bus and pay the last 8 minutes huh #Crew96

If we don’t get 3 points from this game, I swear to ever loving fuck… #Crew96

Did the teams swap shirts at halftime? #Crew96

At what point does this become illegal to broadcast? #Crew96

wtf is a “team gosh” you idiot? Man, posting with one arm and high as hell is difficult

Columbus burning down Atlanta with reckless abandon. We’re kinda good at that. #Crew96

What a gorgeous team gosh that was, holy moly #Crew96

Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.