Time to refresh the home decor again

Call me crazy but you could just wear whatever shirt you fucking like to the gig 🤷🏻‍♀️

Well. This album is an absolute TREAT

Life is demanding way more than I can give right now

Barely any boobs at all yet still managed to flash half a water park

Last day. Bucking the goth trend with this wicked tan.

This place blows my mind. Look at this landscape. Begging for horror shorts to be written in its honour.

Looks shit. I’m in.

Unpopular Opinion: voice notes are shit and ought to be stopped immediately

Good morning the five people who follow me here

First ever scuba dive experience booked and our instructor is called Ariel. I feel like someone is taking the piss.

Mildred is our 6 foot inflatable pool bat and it’s not a summer holiday without her 🦇

Out of office ☀️ 🏝️ 👙

Sorry no I’m not ready my playlist hasn’t downloaded yet

I’m sorry, you can’t watch me eat my breakfast baguette because we have certain rules in the UK now you know

He’s hot, damaged and clearly riddled with mental health issues so of course I won’t give up on him.

Never underestimate the therapeutic qualities of a really good sandwich

It’s 10am and I am already done with people for the day

Date night for us means eating until we black out

‘I hope there’s snacks’ - me, going anywhere

If Attenborough goes, we riot

Get in losers. We’re listening to Sabbath all day.

NO HE’S FUCKING NOT

I’ve just been told my telephone voice is ‘friendly, professional and with an undertone of menace’. I am unsurprisingly ok with this.

In the year of our Lord 2025, I am finally watching Game of Thrones.

Get you a friend with a narrow boat

I’m 41 and I still hang posters all over my walls

How much of a cunt you are in the gym I’d directly proportional to how much preworkout you’ve consumed within the hour

Six weeks off is too much

Every now and then I’m like ‘aaah yea, [insert band here] - these guys exist!’ and I spend a happy nostalgic few days in a back catalogue rabbit hole

Sorry I don’t really do ‘on time’, it’s always ‘awkwardly early’

Seeing #Letlive tonight will fix me

Upsetting gym wear elitists by not shaving my legs and wearing shorts.

Idk who needs to hear this but Oasis are definitely not the ‘greatest rock band of our time’

Feels like a fucking great time to repost this #BobVylan

LetLive in one week’s time. Pinch me.

I was into Bob Vylan way before he pissed you off

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This is my list of predictions for tonight, no spoilers pls!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social peak fame, being featured in Dead Ringers, surely!

Another day, another limited edition Opeth vinyl preorder 🖤

Me: it’s too hot to train Also me:

How pretty is my daughter’s altar this year ☺️ In both celebration of the equal light and welcoming the darkness’s return…Litha Blessings from mine to yours )O( #Solstice #SummerSolstice #pagan #litha #sabbat #wheeloflife

Getting more tattoos will fix me

Hate it when work tells me my ‘normal clothes’ will be fine. They won’t be fine.

I’m literally helpless without my Filofax

It’s 23c, wipe down your gym kit you fucking animal

Tea tastes better from a bat mug 🦇

Teenage lads will come to the gym in 24c heat and still wear a hoodie with the hood pulled up

Just found a note in my phone called ‘Things I’ve Forgotten’ and I’d forgotten that I made the note to remind myself of all the things I’ve forgotten and this is a pretty accurate depiction of my life right now