You guys have no idea how happy I am to see THICC Squirrel Girl in the new Marvel game. For all the talk of BODY POSITIVITY, the portrayals are either super obese or rail thin. The sort of in-between thicc girl (like me!) never got a moment to shine. Till now!

The Mouthwashing fandom has become the new Steven Universe fandom so gradually that I didn't even notice it happening till it was too late.

Uggffjhhhhh

Why is Twitter giving me ads for the Times Square M&Ms Store? I'd rather fuck myself with a hacksaw then set foot in Times Square

It hasn't rained in NYC for over 30 days now and we're in a serious drought. This also means that that brush fire risk has skyrocketed and there was a major one last night and now all of Brooklyn smells like a giant campfire

My IRL girlfriend I meant to say

My IRL is a trans woman and last night she called me at about 4am in tears over the election, crying so hard I didn't understand her at first. Trump winning scared the shit out of her and rightfully so and she swallowed a bunch of random pills, whatever she could find, and was scared

Looking at my AO3 stats, my top five stories are the following ships: 1) Andrew x Ashley 2) Jaune x Saphron 3) Jaune x Terra (only because Saphron and Terra can't afford a sperm donor so they ask Jaune to knock Terra up) 4) Jaune x Saphron 5) Yang x Taiyang I gotta say, number 5 surprised me

You know what, cheeked up in tight spandex like that, I can absolutely see why Beerus crushed on Cheelai so hard. He's a Destroy-Her God as in he's gonna destroy her pu

The former CEO of Ambercrombie and Fitch just got arrested and now Summer Girls is stuck in my head

Slang for vagina sexyness ranking: 1) Pussy 2) Cunt ... ...... 4,593) Twat

Once again I am forced to clean my own apartment without a cute femboy maid to do it for me. My life is so unfair.

Holy shit, I just realized Ashley now has more followers than Jessica! True, I've been slacking on posting as Jessica for a bit, but the fact remains!

Late post again! My boy Andy~ *melts* #tcoaal #thecoffinofandyandleyley #andrewgraves #andy

💚🩶 Hallo I'm new here I am still figuring out how this app works I’m Europa you can call me Euro I’m a fangirl by day & night I love to read from books to fanfics I sometimes write small HC, Promps or even short fics My Ao3 archiveofourown.org/users/Europaly

ABSOLUTELY

If you clap your fingers really fast against the base of the palm of your hand, it sounds like Plapping.

I can't explain why but when writing smut, 'pussy' sounds so much sexier and Seductive than 'cunt'

So doing some research and I guess I need African Black Soap (which sounds vaguely racist but is a real thing) to deal with these bumps on my ass.

Took a butt selfie for shits and giggles but then I took a closer look and I have bumps(?!) all over my butt?! Like lots of mosquito bites?! Wtf

⛓️ kinktober day 9: somnophilia ⚠️ incest (gravescest), degradation you should really be more honest with yourself, andrew 😔

I always feel bad when I don't tip a homeless person after they open the door for me. But dude, you just opened a door for me, that's all. It's not like you carried my groceries or something

Doodles~ #tcoaal #thecoffinofandyandleyley

Fun fact - the RWBY x Justice League movies introduced me to Jessica Cruz and so I went and religiously gobbled up any media, comic book about her I possibly could.

Greetings and salutations my name is Kdin Jenzen! I'm a trans woman voice actress & sag-aftra member living in Los Angeles (remote capable) & ALWAYS looking for more VO work! You can find my VO Reels, VO Resume, & contact information on my website: kdinjenzenvo.com #VoiceOver #VoiceActor #VO #VA

Oh, if I know you from Twitter, please let me know who you are

Oh shit, NYCC starts tomorrow? Fuck fuck, I forgot all about that and forgot to get tickets this year. Again. Grrrrr.

Hi! Call me Lewdie Cutie! I'm an Elder Millennial living in NYC! Wanna find me? she/her! I write fanfiction smut! archiveofourown.org/users/Saphro... And I have an Incorrect Gravescest Tumblr Account! www.tumblr.com/incorrect-gr... I'll update this pinned as time goes on

What should I do to get more followers on here? Post my ass again?

Hi! This will slowly become my home for more personal thoughts. I'll save the RPing for Twitter for as long as I can, but everything that's from me and not Ashley/Nora/Ruby etc will be in here