What if we got bunk medbeds 😳

Most cancel buttons can be replaced with a "give up" button

Birdwatchers are simply voyeurs for birds. What other hobbies involve buying binoculars, telescopes, and telephoto lenses?

What if there was top surgery that turned you into a top?

So long Gay Bowser

Bloods/Crips Merger Blocked by FTC

The High Cost of Free Benches

Parkour Civilization and the case for parkour prison abolition

What if we kissed at the Dunkin' on the other side of the Pulse Nightclub rainbow crosswalk...

Thank you, you're a credit to your neurotype.

The Wendigoon fandom is dying! Share if you are a true Wendigooner!

A shark that's like the opposite of a pescatarian (only eats land animals)

Happy Wako Wednesday #citytheanimation #animecity

I feel utterly broken because I can't stand being with people. When they get close to me I feel compelled to run away. I guess as people metaphorically approach me, I start to feel trapped. The stronger that I build a relationship, the harder it will be to get out of it.

Google's AI overview would be completely useless if they just brought back the I'm Feeling Lucky button

When you're a top everyone starts to look like a bottom

I hate sleep. I hate that my sleep schedule has to be perfect. I hate that when it breaks it can take months to repair. I hate that I can't be a full person when I need to be. I hate how unreliable I am because of my erratic sleep. I hate how nothing I say is taken seriously due to my lack of sleep.

Fake Taxi & Limousine Commission

Speaking is self-harm

Suicide expert? I bet you've never killed yourself!

I think what's being missed in the discourse surrounding payment processors and itchio is that Visa and Mastercard have been against NSFW content for a long time now. Puritanical organizations like Collective Shout aren't calling on them to change their policies, but to enforce them more.

Does anyone else intentionally overreport their taxable income to the IRS? I like to leave a tip to show my appreciation to the tax examiner and to reduce my odds of being audited.

Decolonize Staten Island

Curing lactose intolerance by adding lactase to the water supply

Objection, skill issue

The Fountainhead (2025)

Got kicked out of the Cash Cab because the driver doesn't go to "those kinds of neighborhoods."

Finally ending it all by stuffing my head in an Easy-Bake Oven.

Since Bang Bus is an origin-to-destination service, it's really more accurate to call it Bang Acesss-A-Ride

I'll have you know that it's a cuck *throne*

I hate that I lose so much. I lost my loops case yesterday. It felt inevitable. It feels like I'll lose everything I value eventually. It doesn't matter how much I value it.

(AP) A teen boy leapt to his death from the Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour exhibit on Thursday, the fourth suicide from the installation in 18 months and the first since developers closed it earlier this year to take anti-suicide measures.

Fairy Godmother's silence in the face of Lord Farquaad's forced displacement of thousands of fairy tale creatures into the swamp is deafening

The Bee Movie is just Jerry Seinfeld trying to share his experience preying on women and children in Central Park without getting arrested

USB-D will support EV charging

I like to think that I'd have a shot in the NYC mayoral race if I ran with the LDP.

maybe i'll like myself someday i'll take care of myself not out of hope, but out of joy i'll live up to my values make them real for once i'll be liked and i'll like how i'm liked

SMART Goals for Suicide I will die I will cease consciousness I will cause myself to cease consciousness I will cause myself to cease consciousness by jumping off of the Golden Gate Bridge I will cause myself to cease consciousness by jumping off of the Golden Gate Bridge by the end of the week

Why does Maryland have like 1000 license plate designs and why do they all suck?

nonconsensual monogamy

Luigi's Mansion 3 is the Dark Souls of Nintendo games.

What if the IRS was the IBS and instead of taxes we had violent bowel movements?

The Canada question is a domestic affair. The international community has no right to interfere with our sovereignty.

Are you satan? Cause if you are you legally have to tell me.

They should put red 40 in red wine to make it redder