The Three Musketeers is about how if you challenge everyone you meet to a duel, you will soon find yourself welcomed into the baddest gang of cop-killers in all of France, and by extension, high society

Behold! The glorious majesty of our kingdom's might! #rts #gamedev #kaiju

Dracothopters are named after the mythical "dragon", a fierce beast that, despite flying and breathing fire, would always land to fight the hero in melee. #RTS #gamedev #Dragon

The Buzzards, an elite cadre of knights with decorative wings on their backs, are effective for crushing troop formations, and with their heavy pistols, can backstab lone tanks. These ones are equipped with a 1 use land mines ability, which, ah... don't go there, nooo #rts #indiedev #cavalry

Front Armor: 3 🤤 #rts #gamedev #shield

are you ready to die in glorious battle? #rts #indiedev #battle #armies

Yeehaw #rts #gamedev #car #war

Kenau is about how, if you're really stubborn, you can kill a lot of religious people

The Fast & The Furious is about an imperial spy in a race against time to infiltrate the feudal kingdoms and prevent them from raiding trucks before the truckers guild declares all-out war

Fast & Furious is about a legal and an illegal car-detective teaming up, doing cave-driving, and learning that the right thing is definitely to commit crimes and not to not commit crimes

Crimes of the Future depicts a fierce culture war, between the mainstream, people who lounge about and slowly, methodically cut each other's skin up and remove organs in elaborate displays of sensuous dissection; and the widely reviled counterculture, people who eat plastic

The Fly is about how if a man and a woman love each other very much, but the man gets disfigured in a science accident, they will agree together that he's become so ugly he must be destroyed

The Fly is a cautionary tale about the importance of code review when doing software engineering for hardware with significant safety concerns

The Dead Zone is what if Scanners but instead of the power giving him a headache when he's around people and he goes on a big adventure where he meets people all the time, the power doesn't have any flaws related to being around people and he stays at home alone for the whole movie

Superhero origin stories have been going downhill ever since comic books got involved... 😔

Videodrome hypothesizes about what would happen if there was a better TV: People would start giving theirselves special names to use on it, they'd be constantly hypnotized by its powerful stimulative properties, and they'd gradually start to see it as more real than reality

Scanners II is about the potential bonding benefits of telepathically taking control of someone else's nervous system as a trust building exercise

Scanners is about how the baby boomers got their name: from their crude but effective psychic abilities that can cause explosions with enough mental effort

The Fortress is about how, despite initially being a form of military government, feudalism's propaganda feeds on itself until the noble class becomes mostly a bunch of bumbling fools who blather on about dignity and can't be trusted with any military responsibilities

The Sovereign's Servant is a tale of silly frenchmen being thrown into a conflict they can't understand (because they don't speak the language). Man it sure was inconvenient back in the old days when not everyone spoke english

Nobody Wants to Die is like if in Soylent Green, the soylent had said "Soylent Green is people!" on the front and "Ingredients: 100% human" on the back and then the big reveal was that some rich people ate extra rations, but like,

The Admiral teaches us that the key to inspiring people to great acts of heroism in the face of seemingly overwhelming odds is to publicly execute a dissenter and then burn down everyones' houses.

Hollow Man is the tale of how even a super genius cannot find anything morally good — or even really neutral — to do with personal invisibility. Not that he tries at all...

The Nice Guys is a silly romp with lots of collateral damage, brutal mass killings to coverup a wide-ranging conspiracy, and laughs to be had

The Last Valley is about the difficulties of planning a vacation for the boys, when the boys are a bunch of bloodthirsty mercenaries who engage in hooliganery and moralizing with equal fervor

Full River Red is a kafkaesque mystery about how in a murder investigation it does not matter how many people die in order to find the truth

11 Rebels is about a "suicide squad" given a sketchy mission by the government which they follow with great valor, only to discover that not all is as it seems

The Great Wall is about that time the chinese learned about martial arts and whaling from the europeans, and about artistic motifs from the tyranid

Major Grom: The Game is about what if being a heroic cop who always goes solo and breaks all the rules to save the day isn't the best idea actually. Impossible riddles are pretty cool. Also Iron Man is there for some reason.

Major Grom: Plague Doctor is about a hero cop who refuses to wear a bodycam battling inverse batman, a superhero who always kills and attacks rich people instead of poor ones. The action scenes where Grom does some action hero fighting and then dies and then imagines trying something else are great

Brotherhood of Blades is about corrupt imperials going on a quest to slay corrupt imperials, but not all is as it seems: some corrupt imperials they were relying on as allies are actually corrupt in a different way! The different kinds of corruption mean a great deal and many people die over this

God of War is about how the secret to beating imperial savages and probably soon returning to bureaucratic glory and accolades back home is training plucky imperial peasants (of a different empire) to be an elite team of warriors with shields and bushes on sticks

War of the Arrows is about how the secret to beating imperial savages and maybe some day returning to a bureaucratic nightmare back home is being really sneaky in the woods and sniping people with a bow

September 11, 1683 is about how good guys worship a good god and do good strategies and take their children into battle while bad guys worship a bad god and do bad strategies and leave their children at home

Taras Bulba is about people with stupid haircuts lounging around and planning to randomly attack a neighboring country out of boredom, until luckily one of their other neighbors wrongs them in the nick of time so they have a righteous war to fight instead

Universal Soldier is a glimpse into the horrifying possible future if the US Government provided healthcare to its citizens. They'd provide so much healthcare that people would become super strong and be driven mad by the quality of service

The Last Unicorn is about how red bull drives people to do great and terrible things that are ecologically unsustainable for their own selfish amusement

The Scribbler is about how people wear masks to interact with polite society but if only they burned off the masks with electroshock therapy they could achieve their true potential and transcend the petty trappings of civilization

Fullmetal Alchemist is a drama about people politely expositing to each other and then one of them keels over dead

The Mummy is about a princess using life magic to control nature and call upon the aid of local birds and insects, opposed by jack-booted men with guns and a skull-collecting scientist. As the princess keeps kissing men, her clothes fall off

Virtuousity is Terminator 2 but way more realistic, throwing out the fantastical stoic and logical robot for a more realistic charismatic lunatic who copies historical figures one

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is a fun adventure through a fantasy land where being hit really hurts and magic powers are used reactively in an instant. They really were wise to license the Valve IP like that

Chain Reaction is about a man who does the last step in a globally important scientific experiment, and then he's chased through cold worn-down environments by people with guns and radios whose organization starts with C. There's a Freeman with a Doctorate and an airboat vs helicopter battle.

The Primevals is about how scientific expeditions with no oversight are really cool but you gotta watch out for accidentally genetically engineering your people to become deranged goblins

Split Second is about how if you mope around in grimy rooms enough, the serial killer you're chasing will stop by to attack people within 50 feet of you to give you another hint, and if they do it enough times you'll be able to find them eventually

Space Pirate Captain Harlock is a poem made of fancy spaceships and explosions. It's about um, uh, well, how destroying the things you love because you think they could be better is a bad idea?

Renfield is about how the cycle of violence will only end when someone is brave enough to stop, turn around, and commit violence in the other direction

The Thing is about how being frozen in ice for thousands of years makes you extremely impatient and if you could like, hold on just a minute longer, you could achieve your goals instead of screwing it all up.

Knowing is half the battle. The flailing and being confused half. The being trolled by people who know way more than you and don't really have to flex like that but think it's funny or something half