I don't know what else one would do with a whole chicken.

New book by long-time Linux Journal editor Kyle Rankin. "How to Write a Tech Book", a step-by-step guide. (Near and dear to me: there is an entire chapter on how to format code. Trust me, us publishers give bonus points to authors who can handle this.) https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/kyle_rankin

I probably should feel nervous.

This is what 10 cm dilated looks like. Get your mom something nice this weekend.