Change a movie by adding a word: THE LAST GENERATIONS’ JEDI

Five years ago, @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I did a story about rural Oregon's fever dream that Antifa was coming to their town from Portland. Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming. No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."

Totally just played an entire game of Smuggler’s Hold on my website! It’s janky and weird, but it works. Mostly. Had to play both players myself, of course, so I guess “art imitates life” LOL but the scoring is solid, the deck works, and the mechanics are all there. So crazy that this exists.

If I controlled an animation studio- any animation studio- I would jump both feet forth. Alas- for good or bd- I do not.

Mighty munchin' mynocks you guys! Like the xenomorph that grows overnight from a wee facehugger, our online 4.5 how-to-play Smuggler's Hold tutorial engine has evolved wildly from the unassuming little "dice roller" I built for the site earlier this week. #WIP

Made this widget to assign values to variables so my online Smuggler's Hold Tutorial engine can generate graphics from pure math instead of relying on hosted image files. It wouldn't take much to make this into a fully operational design platform for physically printed cards. SCIENCE!

Drop something MEDICAL

A song about #Hegseth Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerer of death's construction In the fields, the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds Oh, Lord, yeah

Fascists fight immigration, asylum seekers, black or indigenous people of color, Jewish people, Muslim people, the lgbtqia+ community, visa holders, higher education, and non-English speakers. Anti-fascists fight fascists.

The table read for SPACEBALLS 2 ⬇️ The table read for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS

When STAR WARS was first released, I was 30% as old as @markhamillofficial.bsky.social . Now? I am 75% as old as he is, and gaining on him every day. Happy Birthday, General Skywalker. I've been following you for a long time. I'll catch up to you yet.

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Happy Birthday, Mark Hamill! Still the galaxy’s favorite Jedi, still the king of epic lightsaber moves, and still inspiring us all—one Force-filled moment at a time.

I’m sorry wat

Added a shift dice roller to the bottom of the 4.5 Smuggler's hold page. Does this anchor link work? Does the dice roller work? fourpointfivecantina.com/smugglers-ho...

Y? Because we love you.

Dinner when the copilot’s off planet like

#IYKYK #Andor

Quote with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture:

Recycled packaging and janky-assed stencil logo is 100% on brand yo

Slow day at the 4.5 Cantina. Let's play some space cribbage!

Big D has always been navigating with Captain Jack's compass, I for one am not shocked to learn the thing never pointed north

Waitin' on that rapture like

Post a duo

"Hey nice blaster." "Thanks." "Is that a BlasTech? What model is that?" "Nerf!"

Even the luckiest traveler must endure storms

Subtly downgrade a band Figrin D'an and the Modal Node

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Disney really just did it again. They thought they'd lose money, so they made a choice. Then they KNEW they'd lose money, so they made a choice. Their compass still only points one direction.

Do artists/vendors still use Etsy to sell stuff? I remember hearing bad enough things that I never bothered setting up an account. Should I?

Pick a side. Choose a color! #antifa fourpointfivecantina.com/shop/p/this-...

One favorite moment in PADDINGTON (in a string of favorite moments with this film) is the “found” part of the “lost & found” sign illuminating once Mrs. Brown (Sally Hawkins) befriends Paddington. 🥺

I just adore this photo of Jackie Chan posing with his longtime stunt double.

Trying to attract more cribbage players into my orbit. Cribbage cribbage cribbage do you play cribbage? Where are you from? Who taught you to play? When was the last time you played cribbage? #cribbage #Boardgames #SmugglersHold

We do not fight fascists because we will win. We fight fascists because they are fascists.

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Disney execs hastily assembling Andor S3 about a group of charismatic Coruscant businessmen who just keep their head down and work with the Empire until the Battle of Endor and then say they were actually against the Empire all along and everyone cheers

We have a new player!

Honestly, Disney removing the “Cancel Subscription” button is itself just another strike against free expression

Honestly, Big D removing the “Cancel Subscription” button is itself just another strike against free expression

Let the Wookiee win

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

So we got to the “performing Star Wars stories live for your kids and neighbors like in REIGN OF FIRE” stage way faster than I’d anticipated

Andor writer Dan Gilroy: “This isn’t a skirmish. It’s a siege. Our industry faces the most sophisticated, venomous, creeping evil in America’s history. There’s no standing above this conflict. No impartial observers. If you’re on the sidelines you’ve made a choice and must live with it.”

Captain, we're being scanned

TIL early snow speeder concept was based on salvaged y-wing bits. I kinda love the little story this would have told.

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

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Happy “Talk Like a Pirate Day” every one! Here I’ll try: Yo ho ho check out fmhy.net