This put into words exactly why I've felt so exhausted by people smugly calling out the hypocrisy as if it's a huge own. They do not care about being hypocrites. They only care about power.

Can someone explain to me why putting cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves in pie is good and delicious, but putting cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves in anything else is bad and worthy of ridicule? Bonus points if the reason isn't misogyny.

spirit halloween has a chance to do the funniest thing

Here's my #FourthWing casting prediction: Josh Heuston is Xaden and Emilio Sakraya is Dain. They'll announce them at the same time and lean into the love triangle angle.

My husband looked at this for two seconds and said, "Obviously you're picking 7." I have never felt so seen.

JD Vance: Excellent John Ratcliffe: A good start Micheal Waltz: 👊🇺🇸🔥 MAR: Good Job Pete and your team!! Carrie: Big is moving to Paris

Me but with the guy who invented vertical blinds.

Oh boy, President Peepaw has logged on to share his thoughts.

Don't mean to brag, but I'm getting followed by a lot of porn bots lately.

A few years ago, I asked my then-95 year old grandmother, "Grandma, do you know what Twitter is?" And she replied, "I know it's not good, whatever it is." She was a very wise person. RIP.