Hiring in only certain cities or within proximity to offices is simply anti-DEI.

The new RTFM is "Ask Gemini"... or <insert AI here>

2032 is only 7 years away. Demolition Man is way off on the future.

Facts are just liberal conspiracies.

Shoutout to the Amazon Linux team for building the new AL2023 STIG! This long awaited STIG was released yesterday. Keep an eye out for updates to your scanners!

I recently was interviewed by Emily Long, CEO of Edera. Great discussion on the security landscape and how Edera fits in.

It's 2025 and we still have container breakouts. Maybe it's time for things to change. thehackernews.com/2025/08/dock...

I wonder if the anti-DEI crowd realizes that DEI helps veterans. #idiocracy

There is some debate on what to call "machine identities" or "workload identities" or "Non-Human Identities" (NHI). But what about "Automation Identities"? 🤣😂

What psycopaths use gel deoderants? Seriously feels like you're putting sweat onto your pits. Sensory nightmare.

For a lot of folks, their Jerry is Jerry Garcia. For me, my Jerry is Jerry Cantrell.

Maybe the three seashells in Demolition Man came about from an out of control dictator putting tariffs on toilet paper... #dumbass

These tariffs are taking away our freedom of choice. Freedom is choosing real coffee beans vs. whatever the fuck coffee is grown in America. (hint, coffee doesnt grow in the U.S.)

This tariff nonsense is America's version of Brexit... but dumber

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If you were wondering whether signal is compliant to store or transmit federal data.. it is most certainly not.

New tacky bar tape!

I love how AWS got "ec2" into the IPv6 address for NTP. fd00:ec2::123

It's looking like DOGE is becoming a real thing. I hope they take a close look at all the wasteful Microsoft spending and E5 licenses. It's absurd that every agency is negotiating it's own rates.

Having kids is a real lesson in nature vs. nurture. The propensity for my kids to run around like feral shirtless hooligans was not a learned behavior. This behavior has never been modeled to them....

There is a lot of hate against large meetings. What is often missed about larger meetings is the educational value they bring, especially with regard to security and Federal Architecture. Every week I invite engineers from across Okta to meet and discuss the big changes coming to the Federal program

Should SCuBA replace CIS and STIG baselines? There are some important aspects to understand about STIGs. First, they are build from the SRG. Second, there is no cloud SRG and no identity SRG. But SRGs, are really an academic approach to defining baselines. Blasphemy Rob! Blasphemy!