Just added an Ewok picnic to my Redbubble collection www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/169481571

Death Starry Night

You again @herring1967.bsky.social ?

It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)

I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.

People often don't believe that I don't write books for the money (not the same as saying I don't want to be paid for my work). Mostly, I just want people to read my books, but understand why some can't spend £10. Kindle of "Why Don't Things Fall Up?" currently 99p: www.amazon.co.uk/Why-Dont-Thi...

Don't bother spending money in the Black Friday sales, because it's HappyToast free print giveaway time! I just plucked this Columbo/The Thing mash up from my pile, if you want it Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday. (UK only because of cost!)

Science! Wonder!

Here we go Bluesky: the already horrific Rees-Mogg reality show as a horror trailer.

Right Bluesky please do share this especially to parents of kids aged 4+. I’m doing my award-winning comedy show for kids in central London on Saturday November 30th. There will be: • Jokes • Songs • Weird stuff • A sausage bird • Drawing • More weird stuff underbellyboulevard.com/tickets/olaf...

Okay Bluesky another all time favourite for you. Here’s the Spice Girls in Dune.

I made my brother’s Guinea pig a miniature art gallery

I don't care how brazen this is: if this gets 20 reposts I'll post about one of the greatest tasks of my Taskmaster series, which would be talked about today as much as the trouser theft/texting/song etc, but which was NEVER BROADCAST ON THE SHOW. Or 10, whatever. I'd probably do it for 1.

A long day of colouring in and placing expensive print orders for Christmas cards done, so lets celebrate that minor victory by giving away another picture. Follow, Like and Repost for a chance to win a 12x8 Trick or Treating Stormtroopers print. More to look at or even buy at happytoast.co.uk