Dad in Dallas?

Bloody with a sidecar? Caramel apple martini? #sidehustle

Grabbing more ink. #tattoos. Just the start of the full arm sleeve.

I come off as an 8. I'm seriously a leveled guy.

Too bad this AWS outage didn't break Teams

I took a nap. Please clap. 👏 plus I did my #skyrizishot and I am in a fog.

We do. Even when tired.

Don't mind the gratuitous bathroom selfie but trying out the Lingo continuous glucose meter. My regular blood draws are showing an increase in glucose. Thought I'd monitor.

Just another day at the grind. Thought I'd try out the new camera.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Something to chew on.

Horses Hoe not at the Horseshoe casino but the Virgin. 🎲 #Vegas

Here fishy fishy. Serving draanks from 11-5. 🐠🐠

I'm such a fan boy. #apple I gotta stop.

Please be at your appointment 15 minutes early. I got here at 10:25 and checked in for my 10:30 appointment. It's 11:44 and I'm still in the exam room waiting on my urologist. Like c'mon, give me the DRE and let's jump.

There has been a lot of muting over here.

I may or may not be a bartender at a rally. I was asked to work. Figured I didn't have to work my day job so I signed up. Ummm. So there's that.

She chilling.

Woke up dreaming about focaccia paninis. Dough is on its first proof. Who am I? Off to the Italian deli for the rest of the goods.

54 years around the sun today.

Raleigh, eh?

music.apple.com/us/album/psy... My Friday mood driving into work today.

53 going on 13. I got a zit on my temple. FML.

Lap dog you say? 120 pound lab that has no clue.

I mean my God what is in those files?

Tending bar until 5. #EmotionalSupportHusbandDoNotPet

My chill tonight.

You've been conned.

My life.

Every morning I wake up I read the news and I just can't believe it continues to get worse. I think I would rather have my head sewn to the carpet than open the news again. #Disgusted

Can't wait for this to come in. #HoochieDaddyHat

Vote all of them out. Just saying.

On a boat.

Bad decisions in Playa del Carmen.

Haim with George Michael? WTF?!

Your dad got called into work. Gotta love the old dudes that are up at 6ish to take a brekkie shift.

30 Bear Complexes. EMOTM. Dying. ☠️

I mean. C'mon.

At one of the best Italian joints in Wisconsin. Waiting for it to open. #stalker

Over the past couple weeks I've gone through 8 interviews with a potential new company. I've been at my current company for 25 years. Hell of a time for a change.

Best term ever heard yesterday while bartending. >>> duplicitous whore

A whore has to whore, right? Off to my side hustle. #ammaright

Corporate guy eating like a 5 year old cuz the cafeteria sucks. #PBJForLife

How does Maroon 5 become even more cringe? #RandomThought

Haven't worn a suit in quite a while...

Couldn't pass up a cheap shot.

I never really thought that a whore's manopoulos was a thing. It is!

The Mater.

I took a hour nap. Please clap for me.

Another 6 miles? Sure. Skyrizi is kicking my ass. Nap next.