This Sarah Blasko track just popped up and I thought it was Emiliana Torrino www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndvm...

“Abbott told delegates at the National Council last week: “Our job is to lead a people’s revolt to be rid of the worst government in living memory.” Says the man who led the worst government in living memory.

Is there anyone left who doesn’t know this? www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/2026/06...

I’ve long thought Marles is one of the government’s worst performers and comes across as ‘slimy’. This photo does not improve my opinion of him. Either he genuinely enjoys Hegseth or feels no compunction enthusiastically lying

Great piece from Secco God save us from the ghost of John Singleton and the money of the libertarian right. The bedfellows of Rinehart are shitstains on the body politic. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/media/2...

When Robby Kreiger or John Densmore die I imagine their will be a spate of jokes about 3 Doors Down. #musicjoke

I was today years old when I realised that 10cc sample their 1974 track "Clockwork Creep" at the start of their 1976 track "I'm Mandy, Fly Me". Oh, no you'll never get me up in one of these again Cause what goes up must come Down, down, down, down, down Down, down, down, down, down

Not the pineapple express. But maybe in a couple of months.

Another extrajudicial killing yesterday. Two more civilians murdered.

Howdoes the first bus of the morning get to be 20 minutes late?

Is using Bumble groom scrolling? In researching this joke I had to ask google what the most popular dating apps in Australia. I'd never heard of Hinge before. Suing. I've been using this sobriquet since 1992.

I wonder where the next war will be?

“We’ve seen the official list of known allergens, substances that trigger an immune reaction in susceptible people, grow from 56 in 1986 to more than 1100 by mid 2025,” Professor Lopata said. www.jcu.edu.au/news/release... I don't have any allergies - am I weird/rare/unique/common/lucky?

I wonder if they'll have a "I'm feeling unlucky" button? techcrunch.com/2026/05/19/g...

In a social media space where context gets lost, choosing to carry out an interview with a transnationally-linked Christofash influencer is a risky choice. Leaving the job to a novice is risky. Platforming genuine antisemitic tropes is terrible. #Auspol lucyham29.substack.com/p/platformin...

Ooh. New share function in @thesaturdaypaper.com.au (still had to do my own alt text though, devs)

I'm not an animal...

Damn, I only have a ten year diary.

No-one's ever heard of Roger Waters, or Brian Eno.

We are the knights who say Ni-Vanuatu. #MontyPythonInTheSouthPacific

Not rushing for the exits #safc #sunche

Alex Johson sets a new #nrl try scoring record #nqlsou

It's not rocket science but I think voting for a politician because they 'tell it like it is' or 'say what you think' is an aspirational choice (in that you too want to be a c*nt without recrimination).

Thoughtful assessment of the Murdoch outlets’ budget coverage. I’m recalling the US litigation where the Murdoch position is we’re an entertainment organisation not a news provider. In Australia not even entertaining.

I’m no fan of Julie Bishop but this @jksocrates.bsky.social story would have me sending FOI requests for ministerial correspondence to and from TEQSA. Surely TEQSA knew they didn’t have the power to enforce the demand they were making, so why make it? thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/educati...

This issue of @thesaturdaypaper.com.au has another mechanical issue, what is a callout about Pauline Hanson doing in an article about ANU/Brown/Bishop/TEQSA?

Found this weird widget in the catio. Thought I'd give google AI a shot at telling me what it is. American cultural projection.

I've had something of side project for 2 months trying organise access to my 400k+ mp3s on a Samsung T7 4Tb drive using MusicBee portable. I think I finally have it sorted so stuck it on random hoping to hear lost gems. Mission accomplished when this came up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j94h...

I smell CSS issues

Russians are waking up to the economic catastrophe of Putin’s war share.google/mD0BpiYCQbTZ...

Remember when George W. Bush's Axis of Evil was Iraq, Iran and North Korea - and not the USA, Russia and Israel? Good times.

Rock 'n' roll I gave you all the best years of my life... sincere apologies for the lack of quality.

This has gutted me. www.rabbitohs.com.au/news/jai-arr...

My office skink

Listened to David Marr on Late Night Live talking to Guy Shelev of Physicians For Human Rights Israel about the plight of Dr Hussam Abu Safiya. We are all stained by the ongoing war crimes of Israel and our tacit approval.

Nearly nodded my head off www.theguardian.com/media/ng-int...

LOL. Really.

Is there a greater proof of the non-existence of a Christian god than those who profess faith behaving like one doesn’t exist? www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/law-cri...

All 3 of Le Bris' recent subs combine in minutes to set up La Fee's goal (Diarra, Isidor, Rigg) #evesun

The article never mentions it but Jeff Kenneth’s government passed the legislation that put Victoria in this position. Victoria sued over native log supply www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/environ... via @thesaturdaypaper.com.au

I bought bubbles and wine to thank friends for lending me a car while they were OS. An alcoholic praying mantis is trying to steal it

First time I’ve played www.maptap.gg May 14 97🔥 98🎯 97🔥 90🎉 90🌟 Final score: 929

If you cut something you can’t point at it and say “that’s been cutted” so it’s better to chop it. #EnglishIsstupid

Just switched on 730Report to catch Christopher Pine talking shit. Still.

Wearing my 'not sure if offering the world advice or self-affirming" socks today.

I approve www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

NSW is a decomposed state? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...