dawg i can't do shit 😂

someone needs to remind me i am TERRIBLE at making scripted videos

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhh

dude i swear to god if i hear another "waaaaah im worthless waaaaaaah i contribute nothing" im gonna lose my fucking mind

hey heads up you should PROBABLY NOT FUCKING REPOST MY SHIT SO THAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING RANDOS SEE THIS ACCOUNT

@davidpcm.bsky.social thank you for recommending these to me (they've been a GODSEND after being stuck with earbuds for several days) but also these deadass look like a modernized re-imagined Konami Laserscope to me 😭

new headphones arrived today!!! now i can finally use my computer without feeling like my ears are being fingered

"let's remake a game known for its really good animation but make it look really fucking shitty and also make the game play 10x worse than the original. it's foolproof! the people will go CRAZY for this" -gameloft ceo, circa 2009/2010

new fuckin pfp my autism wins yet again

watching youtube without adblock is fucking horrible how do people do it

i've doomed myself by choosing to stick with them. i have to go through the same cycle every time, praying that something doesn't go wrong, only for everything to fall apart yet again.

i knew this day would come

dude i dont know how much longer i can take this shit, its like every day it gets closer to everything completely fucking falling apart

i bought a cheap shitty pair of earbuds to fill in for my actual good headphones and Wow! these are a cheap shitty pair of earbuds

protip: stop buying shit made in the 2020s because pretty much all of it is gonna stop working in like a year tops

greaaaat my headphones right speaker is just. dead now. even though it worked FINE yesterday

shoutouts to unauthorizon for unearthing such amazing box artwork

GUYS SMILIMG FREIMS IS TRANSPHOBIC BECAUSE OF A 3 SECOND POST CREDITS SEQUENCE!!!!! ignore the fact they hired a trans artist to design a character for the very same episode

Fuuuuuudk

Birthday

That feeling when... Tommorrow Birthday

just when i though shit was gonna get good today

i dont care how many ads you put in my face i am not seeing Wicked 2 in theaters november 21st

why do i always do this

ignore me from now until tomorrow please i am very Angry right now

nintendos still fuckin charging 70 fucking dollars for slop that wouldn't even be worth fuckin 30

I FUCKING LOVE Y2K NOSTALGIA BRUH I FUKING LOVE Y2KCORE IM CUMMING EVERY FUCK I LVOE Y2K CORE

when she tuggin on yo nuts but you a gangsta

reinstalling vegas because i have stockholm syndrome

oh my god i forgot to turn off the fucking "{USER} liked your repost" thing im gonna kill myself

lrt i know nothing about cave st]ory i just like that Thing

random soup

Angry nerd: mm delicious SOYLENT™️ drink. now im ready to play shitty game

an important thing to note about myself is that i am indeed a massive hypocrite and also it's really easy to get me to retract any statement i make

oh great i'm sick again. just lovely

welcome to linux where instead of actually DOING something about our very buggy software we instead make bottom of the barrel jokes about it while also fetishizing trans girls (and femboys) in thighhighs for the umpteenth time

i can't fucking sleep

i noticed i've been playing nothing but good games for the past few days i need to play some real fucking GARBAGE every once in a while

i love it when people fucking lie to me thats really cool

snes force, magazine, advertised inside n-force magazine (1993) archive.org/details/nfor...

greaaat my internets out again

somehow FINALLY got my bitview account verified after like 3 months

oh my god will you just SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

dude i am like 3 fucking seconds away from completely losing my shit