What gym membership do yall us

I deserve to be hugged

Where can I get prescription glasses for an affordable price ?

Having a family is buying 5 bananas one week, getting home and only getting one from the bunch because everyone ate them all.. Going to the supermarket the next week and buying 10 bananas. Eating 3 yourself. Then watching the other 7 spoil because everyone claims they don’t even like bananas.

Monitoring spirits will not stop us from succeeding. Amen 🙏🏾

I’m sorry, but I love to see the downfall of my enemies.

Women who aren’t confident in their relationships piss me off. Because how can you say I want to sleep with my own cousin?! Like EWWW

Just saw an accident in real time, and the guy at fault is acting like he is innocent

I hate being lust over

Niggas start coughing every time you ask him about something

Excuses, excuses, excuses. Eye fucking roll 🙄

All men do is disappoint

Where is the best place to get jeans for thick girls, both in store or online.

I’m only interested in spending people’s money

This year I’m thankful for my family. Over the past few years, I’ve had a hard time understanding what family means. Family are the people we add, the ones who stand up for us and the ones who care about us. I love my family, the one I was born into and the ones I’ve created. Happy Thanksgiving 🍁 ❤️

My ex, who cheated on me. Is trying to teach me about trust… Did hell freeze over?

My younger cousins call me aunty, idk how to break it to them. But that’s not how it works 😅

I swear I have been feeling a lot older, I need to be serious oo

Damn I’m literally watching my uncle as a dad. I remember when he use to pick me up from school as a child.

Does anyone watch From?! Please let’s talk about the ending

No one is inviting me to their Friendsgiving

Even God said come as you are, that man will be okay

Please I can’t spell, don’t come and disturb me

A lot of people don’t know how to compliment. I’d really love to give some tips or a master class on that.

I dreamt about feeding and nurturing cats. Anyone knows what that means?

We need to stop telling girls that if a boy annoys her, that means he likes her. This is a root cause to accepting abuse, because we’ve been conditioned to do so.

This guy I used to talked to was an “actor.” I saw a clip of him acting, and that was enough to know he wasn’t a serious person😂

I just wanna play dodge ball like we did back in school. But this time, the line up has to be all the people i dislike 😂

I just realized majority of my childhood friends are guys. I used to be running around like I was a boy, not a care in the world

So I have to wake up every day and go to work? That’s what yall be doing 😭

Working at a school will have you sick each day

I’ve laughed at like 6 of my co worker’s jokes. I’m hoping she leaves soon

Children love asking about your relationship status. Babes I told you I was single, yesterday and I’m still single today. 🙄

I hate when people try and talk to me during lunch break. Please I’ve used up all my energy, let me use this 30 mins to regain it

I spoke to him and now I’m feeling a little better

I love when my bestie and I talk shit.

I miss my man

Why do all the short men have such pretty faces

Applying to other jobs with my work WiFi.

One thing about me, imma fully mind my business at work. That has nothing to do with me.

The dating pool is in the pits of hell. And as God’s child in not going all the way there

I feel like since this weekend I’ve just been catching L left and right I’m just one person oo eii

I just found out my ex is getting married. Wow

Good Morning, how are yall doing. Feeling a bit sad this morning, but we move

I hate being lead on so much. I was minding my business, and now I feel love boomed

Happy Sunday☀️💙

I think I’m a bit straight forward, but if I don’t ask who else would 🤷🏾‍♀️

Friendship breakups be hurting deeper than a paper cut.