Loves these comic panels from Avengers versus X-Men, where the injured Avengers are in their hospital beds with their masks on. Sincerely hope they recreate this in #AvengersDoomsday…

Being a big John Carney enjoyer, I was somewhat excited to visit the pictures to see his latest talkie, Power Ballad. Doesn’t hit the highs of Carney’s earlier efforts, but a decent diversion. Fuller thoughts, and a couple of fun facts, if you’re so inclined, can be found here. boxd.it/eAScDt

Met a comics legend today. (Signing at @excelsiorbristol.bsky.social)

Just had a guy at my door with a high-viz and smile. Before he could launch his spiel, I said, “Mate, it’s Friday night. If you’re chugging, it ain’t gonna happen.” Him: “What’s chugging?” Me: “You know what I mean.” He departed muttering audibly that I’m an arsehole. Genuine question. Was he right?

Don’t mind me. I’m just engagement farming.

This new street lingo da BBC are deploying is sick, innit.

I think I may be developing a bit of a drink problem.

Went to see a new Britflick romcom, Finding Emily, yesterday and dug it a goodly amount. Alas, likely to be ignored ‘cos of that Muppet and his daddy hitting silver screens on the same day, but that would be a shame. Fuller thoughts here. 👇 Take a look if you’re so inclined. boxd.it/evfb5d

A story of triumph and failure in three acts. Sad times.

Quite interesting, and kinda cool, marketing from Showcase for the new film, Finding Emily.

Watching The Long Walk. Reminds me of the time when I was a secret smoker, off having a gasper at work, when someone called to speak to me. My colleague answered and, thinking it was my then girlfriend, responded with “He’s out having a…” [thinks he’s saving the day] “…shit.” Caller was speechless.

P Diddy’s new album seems to mark a bold new direction.

Time for the annual post of this (which I used to do on a yearly basis on t’other place)… 𝘈𝘩𝘩, 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴…

I say we take off and nuke the entire ship from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

New Punisher fig incoming. Top money saving tip: Save a few pennies by buying the earlier Daredevil: Born Again one and adding the beard yourself with a sharpie. 👍

These intrusive and inappropriate adverts on Prime are getting worse. I just witnessed one that featured a giant cock. Ffs.

Just looking at pizzas on Deliveroo, because i very much enjoy pizza. Looking at the reviews for one place - could it be any more middle class? #doyoulikemyglasses?they’rejustlikejohnlennon’s.

Giving Interstellar a rewatch on the ol’ 4kizzle bigass screen with a superduper sound thing. It’s awesome. What shines through most of all is the brilliance of the writing, not just the science faction, but with lines like: “Now… we’re just here to be memories for our kids.” Loves it, I dooze.

Shamon, motherhubbards! I see that there Michael Jackson biopic today and decided to write up my thoughts. Short version if you can’t be arsed to follow the link? Meh. Full thoughts here… 👇 hee hee. boxd.it/e7hoiR

The odds of being accidentally run over by a car driven by your parents, who are also influencers seeking clout, are low… But never zero.

Scam alert. Please advise those you know who might be vulnerable. Probably goes to thousands, but all it takes is one bite for these tossers to have a good day.

I was today years old when I learned it’s spelt and pronounced ‘Sudocrem’ not ‘Sudocreme’.

Incidentally, fun factoid… One of the co-leads, Séamus McLean Ross, is the offspring of Ricky Ross and Lorraine McIntosh off of Deacon Blue… (He’s very good in California Schemin’, btw). bsky.app/profile/pabl...

Saw California Schemin’ at t’pictures today and really dug it. Highly recommend it. Further thoughts here, if you can be arsed. 👇 boxd.it/dW4xih

Watched that there Saipan film t’other day which is, on the surface, a simple saga of two men having an argument before a major soccerball tournament. But it’s more than that, I reckon, so jotted down my thoughts here. Have a read if you’re so inclined. Or not, nae bother. boxd.it/dUiGKz

Now that Prime has been slightly ruined with those annoying, unskippable ads, the makers of The Boys have the opportunity to do something really funny. Surely?

She was a big, brave girl.

My Mum (78) wants me to take her to get a tattoo done today. 😬

Went to see the new Zendaya / Pattinson pic today so thought I’d share my thoughts with my follower. Have a read if you want. Or don’t. No drama. boxd.it/dPwL3D

This Wolf Alice lot are jolly entertaining, aren’t they? Their songs have got a good beat.

Today’s ’That’s not my job’ award goes to…

If someone had told me twenty years ago that I’d be seeing adverts for a Daredevil TV show on the side of a bus, I would probably have believed them. I was possibly a bit gullible, but ha! Joke’s on them, ‘cos here’s one I just saw.

Mercy is on Prime (UK) already? Wasn’t it in cinemas, like, 2 minutes ago? Presume it’s bad then?

Buying a birthday card for your offspring to post so it gets there for their birthday, ‘cos you don’t live there anymore is a bit shit. Would not recommend. 😕

I just made an omelette with added chicken. Take that, evolution!

I went to that Gosling chaps’ new flick at the pictures yesterday. I dug it quite a bit. Feel free to find out my further thoughts via these ramblings on that new fangled Letterboxed thingiemajig - linked to via the wonders of today’s technology below. 👇 boxd.it/dCnfiV

Does anyone know if the new UK version of Saturday Night Live starts tonight?

The two hounds just jumped on my bed and started enthusiastically affectioning me. I shouted, in jest, “I’m being attacked…” and my phone seemed to automatically go into alert mode and call emergency services. Just wanted to give you a heads-up if you’re into sexy, funky fun without a safeword.

Just had two young ladies knocking on the door asking if I wanted to talk about Christianity. Considered going all Hugh Grant on them, then realised they were probably too young to have seen Notting Hill.

Got some jam on my favourite t-shirt. Thought this would be some magic stain remover per what it says on the lid, instead the t-shirt in now in small strips. Bullshit claim. Would not recommend this method.

In light of recent news, decided to go back and watch Firefly from the beginning (admittedly only 14 episodes). It’s VERY good. Only Disney+ if you’re so inclined, and can separate art from the artist, (in terms of the artist formerly known as Whedon).

New John Carney film - the guy who made Once, Begin Again and Sing Street… Out late May. A definite watch for me… youtu.be/gkq3E5Q4Vv8?...

Anyone wanna guess what film I’m watching? (Not saying I’m bored or owt)…

Muckers who know me well are aware I’m a big Frank Miller fan, especially the seminal 80s Batman tale, The Dark Knight Returns. So these lovelies which arrived in the post today fill me with (I think the word is) happiness. Reprints, (DC are calling them facsimiles) of the original first issue.

I REALLY wish they made this in my size. 😕 I would wear it everywhere.

You don’t tell me what to do. You ain’t my muvva!

Submitted another online review, this time for Chewbacca off of Star Wars. I make no apologies for the poor quality of my shite humour.

This quote from Liam Gallagher within an article where he rates his historic haircuts is equal parts amusing and somewhat disgusting. Take a read…

Random guy just gave me an ice cream. Literally wouldn’t take no for an answer.

Some crappy celeb quiz show is on where I am. What would make it infinitely more interesting is if they used past-it and struggling actors who are given the choice of playing for the cash to keep themselves OR they 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 give it to charity. We would see an entirely different side to fame, I reckon.