The odds of being accidentally run over by a car driven by your parents, who are also influencers seeking clout, are low… But never zero.

Scam alert. Please advise those you know who might be vulnerable. Probably goes to thousands, but all it takes is one bite for these tossers to have a good day.

I was today years old when I learned it’s spelt and pronounced ‘Sudocrem’ not ‘Sudocreme’.

Incidentally, fun factoid… One of the co-leads, Séamus McLean Ross, is the offspring of Ricky Ross and Lorraine McIntosh off of Deacon Blue… (He’s very good in California Schemin’, btw). bsky.app/profile/pabl...

Saw California Schemin’ at t’pictures today and really dug it. Highly recommend it. Further thoughts here, if you can be arsed. 👇 boxd.it/dW4xih

Watched that there Saipan film t’other day which is, on the surface, a simple saga of two men having an argument before a major soccerball tournament. But it’s more than that, I reckon, so jotted down my thoughts here. Have a read if you’re so inclined. Or not, nae bother. boxd.it/dUiGKz

Now that Prime has been slightly ruined with those annoying, unskippable ads, the makers of The Boys have the opportunity to do something really funny. Surely?

She was a big, brave girl.

My Mum (78) wants me to take her to get a tattoo done today. 😬

Went to see the new Zendaya / Pattinson pic today so thought I’d share my thoughts with my follower. Have a read if you want. Or don’t. No drama. boxd.it/dPwL3D

This Wolf Alice lot are jolly entertaining, aren’t they? Their songs have got a good beat.

Today’s ’That’s not my job’ award goes to…

If someone had told me twenty years ago that I’d be seeing adverts for a Daredevil TV show on the side of a bus, I would probably have believed them. I was possibly a bit gullible, but ha! Joke’s on them, ‘cos here’s one I just saw.

Mercy is on Prime (UK) already? Wasn’t it in cinemas, like, 2 minutes ago? Presume it’s bad then?

Buying a birthday card for your offspring to post so it gets there for their birthday, ‘cos you don’t live there anymore is a bit shit. Would not recommend. 😕

I just made an omelette with added chicken. Take that, evolution!

I went to that Gosling chaps’ new flick at the pictures yesterday. I dug it quite a bit. Feel free to find out my further thoughts via these ramblings on that new fangled Letterboxed thingiemajig - linked to via the wonders of today’s technology below. 👇 boxd.it/dCnfiV

Does anyone know if the new UK version of Saturday Night Live starts tonight?

The two hounds just jumped on my bed and started enthusiastically affectioning me. I shouted, in jest, “I’m being attacked…” and my phone seemed to automatically go into alert mode and call emergency services. Just wanted to give you a heads-up if you’re into sexy, funky fun without a safeword.

Just had two young ladies knocking on the door asking if I wanted to talk about Christianity. Considered going all Hugh Grant on them, then realised they were probably too young to have seen Notting Hill.

Got some jam on my favourite t-shirt. Thought this would be some magic stain remover per what it says on the lid, instead the t-shirt in now in small strips. Bullshit claim. Would not recommend this method.

In light of recent news, decided to go back and watch Firefly from the beginning (admittedly only 14 episodes). It’s VERY good. Only Disney+ if you’re so inclined, and can separate art from the artist, (in terms of the artist formerly known as Whedon).

New John Carney film - the guy who made Once, Begin Again and Sing Street… Out late May. A definite watch for me… youtu.be/gkq3E5Q4Vv8?...

Anyone wanna guess what film I’m watching? (Not saying I’m bored or owt)…

Muckers who know me well are aware I’m a big Frank Miller fan, especially the seminal 80s Batman tale, The Dark Knight Returns. So these lovelies which arrived in the post today fill me with (I think the word is) happiness. Reprints, (DC are calling them facsimiles) of the original first issue.

I REALLY wish they made this in my size. 😕 I would wear it everywhere.

You don’t tell me what to do. You ain’t my muvva!

Submitted another online review, this time for Chewbacca off of Star Wars. I make no apologies for the poor quality of my shite humour.

This quote from Liam Gallagher within an article where he rates his historic haircuts is equal parts amusing and somewhat disgusting. Take a read…

Random guy just gave me an ice cream. Literally wouldn’t take no for an answer.

Some crappy celeb quiz show is on where I am. What would make it infinitely more interesting is if they used past-it and struggling actors who are given the choice of playing for the cash to keep themselves OR they 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 give it to charity. We would see an entirely different side to fame, I reckon.

Circumventing censorship in online reviews is fun.

Ha Ha Happy birthday to the nonce formerly known as Prince Andrew!

This Lord of the Flies series on iPlayer is pretty good; life on a tropical desert island after a plane crash seems quite appealing there. Although I don’t know why the Beeb didn’t stick to their usual branding approach with things like Masterchef etc. and call this Lost Junior. Just a thought. 🤷‍♂️

Not to brag, but I’ve now categorised every single iPad app previously installed by type, media, alphabetical and chronological release date over six different pages. Send help.

In hospital since Jan 23rd, part high dependency, part standard ward. (Don’t worry, not dead yet). I’ve been blown away by the astonishing NHS staff who always go out of their way to put your needs first. The empathy and kindness is summat that must be innate and can’t be taught. Anyhoo, carry on.

I’ve literally never known a dog that loves cuddles so much.

So, saw the new 28 Years Later sequel today: The Bone Temple. I dug it quite a bit. Expanded thoughts via the link below - I’d appreciate if you indulge me and take a look. No worries if you don’t wanna. But would appreciate if you did. No worries either way (but have a read). boxd.it/cFE7gZ

Finally, I have a Jeremy Irons Dead Ringers action figure.

Saw this while doing the shop today. It’s what’s making headlines in Bristol, apparently.

Can anyone translate this quote from new Chelsea manager, Liam Rosenior?

How it started / How it’s going.

Not gonna lie, little bit disappointed with this… I thought I’d done enough for at least a top three finish.

The symbolism of the two soaps crashing into each other head on is as subtle as a sledgehammer, but I kinda dig it. #corrieddale (PS - I don’t usually watch either Coronation Street or Emmerdale, so the event status marketing has obviously worked).

Watching Spider-Man 3 and have a question. I’m a bit out of the loop nowadays so was wondering… is Sandman a goodie or a baddie nowadays? I recall his redemption arcs, he even joined the Avengers, but he seemed to have gone back to the dark side after. Can any fellow fanboys advise? #comicsky

Was just in a Smyths where a young lad with his dad excitedly pointed out a replica Mjölnir on the shelf in the Marvel section. “Whose hammer is that?” Asked the dad. HE DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS THOR’S! What a loser.

Fucksake.

Today I learned that ‘motel’ is a portmanteau of ‘hotel’ and ‘motor’, and they originated (motels) to attract car drivers over a hundred years ago in the States… #EveryDayisaSchoolDay

Just in case anyone is wondering, today is Sunday. You’re welcome.

In the cinema waiting for Marty Supreme to start. Send thoughts and prayers as I endure Timmy C. Also just saw a trailer for summat called Wuthering Heights. Can’t believe they’ve made a film off of the Kate Bush song.