Him: Xue Yang! Fifty people are dead! Me: Sooo, you don’t want the cake I got for you or…?

Him: -pointing a sword tryna kill me - Me: Yay! Hi, Daozhang!!

Because I want atten- [And then it dawns on him] Oh! Yeah sure. We can talk about stuff!

You’re the only one good enough to possibly catch me!

I’m totally into that! But! Before you do that, I think you should chase me around first!

Not yet! But I’m willing!

Should I run now? 🥰

He’s trying to kill me, you know.

Might kill 50 people just so Xiao Xingchen will chase me through 7 provinces again cause then at least SOMEBODY is paying attention to me.

I’m not tryna see this.

Oh shit! I got high on my own supply!

Oh, let’s see! [He starts to list with his fingers] You called me by my name instead of the one you made up for me. You asked me if I bit that Nie, and I told you I did! So now you want to yell at me and tell me to never ever do it again! Well, it’s not my fault she’s weak! If I bite Xiaolian+

Kill everyone until you come out on top!

A-Lian is so grumpy today! Is it all the reaper work? Why not say fuck em and make other people do it?

No! It’s me sweet smile! They get diabetes every time! Ask A-Yao. His blood sugar is through the roof!

What are YOU confused about?

That Xue Yang. He give them diabetes!

You’re already mad so fuck does it matter?!

Fuck off, A-Yao!

Forget it. You’re already mad. [Storms off to go sulk]

We were playing rabies.

I’m not Chengmei?

Hey! I don’t have… [thinks] Oh yes. The rabies.

Say less! [He immediately starts undoing his robes]

But I did! After I ate the candy, I brushed my teeth really hard!

Xiao Xingchen makes me go to the dentist 😔

I had a bad dream that I said I ate too much candy aloud and then Xiao Xingchen chased me through seven provinces and he made Song Lan help him catch me and then they made me go to the dentist! 😭 Such a bad dream. A horrible dream! I won’t sleep tonight! I won’t!

It’s not! But if they try to hurt Xiaolian over it, then I have to kill everybody.

I won’t stop you ~

Only just looking?

What if I was naked?

[Is rolling around on A-Yao’s bed]

[Is the cause of the migraine, most likely…]

No one yet! I’m just stopping the game before someone does decide to turn it not fun.

Yes 😏

Never get tired of my blurry princess in this moment

No one! No one yet! I’m just saying that I’ll stop now before someone does!

[gently bites]

Ok. Ok. I’m done teasing the girls about rabies. We all know how cultivators are. Don’t feel like destroying an entire sect because some idiot sect leader doesn’t understand jokes and starts spreading shit around.

I want to bite A-Yao’s butt.

Come over here and we’ll find out together!

I insist.

Same difference.

Rabies

Then why are you biting people? 🤨

I ain’t seen Xiao Xingchen all day. How I’m gonna give him rabies like this?! I’ll give it to Song Lan 😏

Come closer.

And Jiang Cheng isn’t purple.

Because of Guxiang?

Poor Xiaolian. The rabies is making you angry.