Put a finger down if you were put into a diaper with a couple stuffers for a work-from-home day, just peeing here and there… then realized you never moved the chicken out of the freezer, so now you gotta get dressed, hunt for food, and do the thick soggy walk of shame outside.

Wearing diapers 24/7 is all fun and games until you have to sit down and there’s a 99% chance it’ll leak, so you cling to that 1% like your life depends on it.

Remember when I said I was excited for big baggy sweater season? Yeah… I take it back 😩 too cold, my diaper’s freezing 🥶

PSA: Don’t get distracted when getting your diaper changed, they might put a stuffer… or three!!

This is a message for my algorithm — if you’re not my algorithm, keep scrolling lol. If you haven’t noticed, I am not interested in potty training, so please *dramatic pause* STOP SHOWING ME TRAINING PANTS ADS! Thank you bye 😠

Who are you calling baby now, diaper boy? *takes a sip from the sippy cup* OBSESSED with the adult sized sippy cup by @alittleluvco.bsky.social ! It’s even bigger than I expected 😍. I was a bit nervous to order the mystery color block but it ended up being PERFECT. Go check them out!! 👏👏

Born to change my own diapers when they are slightly wet, forced to be changed only when my boosted diapers leak. Curse you diaper science!!😩

Can someone explain how I was literally sitting on the potty and still managed to wet my pants 😭 feels like the ultimate potty training fail. Don’t text and potty 🥲

A mega shout out to @gopretendagain.bsky.social for the time and thought put into their new launch!!!! From the design to the announcement. SPECTACULAR!!! A great example that it’s not just about the product but the user/costumer first! Watching the launch on repeat! 👏👏👏

Didn't know the “Diaper V line” was such a hot take! I’ve heard about the taco/burrito method to get rid of it but seems like some crinkle butts like it? ESCANDALO!

It’s finally baggy sweater + thick diaper season! Though the thick part… is year-round 😏 Excuse the diaper V line, that booster was really giving me attitude. @diaper-minister.com

Yup, that’s me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in a diaper… @diaper-minister.com

Physically in a diaper. Mentally counting down the days until fall/winter so I can live in big cozy sweaters that hide my crinkle butt.

I like them better in my diaper than my arm, not the type of “double booster” I normally get excited about but a very needed one. Lots of ouchies.

reminder for future me: wait for the morning coffee to hit then diaper up wait for the morning coffee to hit then diaper up wait for the morning coffee to hit then diaper up 😫😫😫😫😫

Trust me on this one: - Your thickest stuffer - Your preferred medical diaper Love how “discrete” tenas are (STILL TOO DAMN CRINKLY THO) but hate how thin they are. Loving this combo!!!

✋ Stop right there! You’ve reached the Big Boi Checkpoint 🚨 Failure to show your Big Boi ID will result in an IMMEDIATE downgrade to Smol Baby ID… and an extra super very thick diaper! *extends hand for ID*

There goes my attempt to quietly change my diaper in a tiny café… those plastic tapes are LOUD, lemme tell ya. 😬

What if there is a multiverse where everyone wears diapers and there is a PTTL (Potty Trained Toilet Lover) community? 🚽🧻🩲 The chances are low… but never 0….

Yeah, don’t even tell me about it… the double-boosted diaper life comes with a price. Off to get groceries we go.

The “underwear” drawer of your friendly neighborhood bedwetter (definitely too old to still wear diapers). The very same stash you’ve been stealing from… and oh, he knows.

Having your tapes perfectly aligned on the first diaper of the day — chef’s kiss 👨‍🍳👌

1/2 🧸 This post is brought to you by the word: Grateful 🌈 Being little (or Big!) isn’t always easy, but sometimes, really good things happen. I want to shine a soft light on those by giving a little something back: 🎁 A $60 AUD gift card for @onesiesdownunder.com ✨ (how to enter in the comments)

1/2 🧸 This post is brought to you by the word: Grateful 🌈 Being little (or Big!) isn’t always easy, but sometimes, really good things happen. I want to shine a soft light on those by giving a little something back: 🎁 A $60 AUD gift card for @onesiesdownunder.com ✨ (how to enter in the comments)

*pouts deeply, arms crossed* Hmph… I’m not a tiny baby! (the onesie tho, is very much so soft)

Well well well, look who showed up in the mail today. Still excited about these? (Absolutely!)

Aye aye, Captain! ⚓️ This little rascal’s ready to plunder snacks, bury treasure, and maybe accidentally pee in the seven seas… after a midday nap🐻🏴‍☠️💦 @onesiesdownunder.com

So… remember that post back on March 3? 148 days in, 553 days — that’s about 1 year and 6 month to go! …so yeah, I guess I live like this now. 😅 Thanks, internet. Should we add to it? 🤭🫣 ❤️ — 1 day 📝 — 3 days 🔁 — 1 week

Never felt the need to bifold a diaper… until today. @diaper-minister.com

As a (self proclaimed) dinosaur expert, the new Jurassic World movie was 👨‍🍳🤌. Could had used more T-Rex time 🦖 Double padding strongly suggested!

If you are thirsty, they are thirsty. Keep your diapers hydrated this summer.

One single comment and I jump

🚨QUICK! Put this double stuffed diaper on, no time to explain. HURRY!! 🚨

Serious question: Why is this called a “Diaper” and not a “Porta potty”🤔🚽?

🎉 Happy Anniversary @onesiesdownunder.com ! 10 years of making littles feel seen, safe, and snuggly 🧸🍼 (Coincidentally, that’s as high as I can count without using my fingers and toesies 😇) ✨ Limited anniversary onesie drops June 3rd at 8PM EDT!

Not Speedo targeting me on insta with a swim diaper ad. I’m offended since there’s none in my size… but also kinda honored by the algorithm. Surprise… I’m the baby 👁️👄👁️

That morning moment when you glance down at your wet diaper and remember exactly why it doesn’t matter where you are or who’s around—you’re getting diapered for bed, no exceptions.

What if you’re bedwetter AND narcoleptic? A recipe for mandatory 24/7 diapers? 🤔😴🌊

Don’t read this, or you’re baby. Uh-oh! Guess you’re baby now—teehee! 🤭

Potty training who? I don’t know her.

Sorry i can’t go out, i have plans. My plans:

Hot weather’s here! Time to waddle with these sunny day tips: 1. Sprinkle lotsa powder 2. Wear light ‘n’ breathable diaps 3. Drink up—but don’t flood too fast! 4. Change often!! Sunshine + crinkles = happy baby vibes

Skipped a day from your 24/7? The Diaper Universe demands balance!🔥 For every day skipped, you owe a booster penalty on your next diaper. Two days? Double boost. Three? You’re gonna be waddling for justice. Now if you’ll excuse me… I’ve got five days to catch up with!

I blame cartoons for somehow giving me the fantasy of being strapped into a diaper by an UNSTOPPABLE diaper-changing machine. Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s imagined this 😂😂

The bigger the diaper, the smaller the baby… @abuniverse.com

As a full-time crinkle butt, I’ve met my greatest foe: carpeted floor rooms!! Dead silent, so it’s just me and my padded butt sounding like a bag of chips in a library. Why you gotta do me like that?

Me: holds it all day so I can finally pee at home and not be soggy during the day. Also me: forgets to grab groceries Now me: doing the soggy grocery store walk of shame

Can’t tie my shoes, can’t tie my pants… good thing elastic waistbands are still around. @onesiesdownunder.com did it again!! 🌙🐺 Lunar Wolf Onesie + Bottoms Releasing next week at 8PM EDT, April 13 🐾⭐️

✨Physically here, mentally on my changing table.✨🙇‍♂️

Alrighty, get into groups of four and discuss the following: “Was the movie 2012 a real disaster film, or just the longest Goodnites commercial ever made?” Make no more than 4 slides.