.....I should call her

❌ Getting down on one knee to propose and hoping it's real ✅ Fucking her to You Are Pregnant by Clown Core in the middle of a pit and knowing it's real Know your worth

Alright, the Daddy Dyke has returned with the milk, but going back out to lead a sacrifice

's that right? 😌

Whiskey & Kaylo

Pussy so tight it has abandonment issues

My favorite thing about edging is HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE IT, GOD DAMMIT, I'M AT WORK AND I JUST WANNA CUM

Cumming so hard that you have to claim your load as a dependent on your tax returns

reskeet a pic if you're one of the hottest accounts on bluesky (you are 🫵)

She bey on my blade till I RIP

The urge to breed her 'til her stomach bulges

Homophobes give me strength because, yes, you should be scared of me. I will fuck your wife I will invade your family's way of living Your children will love me more than they hate you You're erased I'm the spouse now Your family is happy I'm a feral animal and I'm better than you. Cope.

I'm NOT being a brat today, I'M the one supposed to be calling people good pup/good girl, and I'm NOT HAVING "POUTY" BEHAVIOR >:(

Some of my favorite sex is when I'm just watching/encouraging

It me

God, granted sometimes less than others but, fucking always

I'm so gay I love pretty women

In case no one's told you today - Your hair looks preem - You're alive and that's amazing - Your neck deserve my teeth around it - You are loved and respected - You're being so fucking strong

Thigh Thursday bb

"I just want a 'masculine' drink." Fellas, is it gay to drink?

It's kinda homophobic that I get home and don't have a person to kiss on the forehead, share a shot with, and remind what a pathetic fleshlight they are until their body breaks and brain just repeats "Eden's Fuckmeat & Pet". Like c'mon.

If I was a chicken I bet I'd be able to lay like 60 eggs in an hour, just to flex on the other chickens.