People are going to say with a straight face that he *needs* to serve a third term because otherwise he’ll be held accountable for his actions

On a large enough scale money isn't real and math becomes optional

Eurogame where you operate a lingerie shop in Alabama called Bras Birmingham

I still say we shouldn’t have let a sociopath who doesn’t know the law and doesn’t think it applies to him anyway have any missiles. Real bonehead move on our part.

"The failed shooting attempt that got nowhere near its target means we must immediately build a ballroom" is an odd talking point, and I understand that no one's willing to get fired over it but I'd love for just one reporter to respond with "that's the dumbest fucking thing I've heard"

Architect

He's definitely floated the idea of arresting everyone at the dinner for Treason and Wokeness, right?

I haven’t been keeping up on my comp jargon but at least I can say I’ve joined the dism 62.3% club

For real this was a really banging run

Drop your crime fighting Catholics Wait I fucked it up

“So to parse this, you’re counting on the reader being familiar with lefty Bluesky slang…” “Seems reasonable.” “As well as a Grant Morrison interview from… 2004?” “It’s not that obscure, it’s on their Wikipedia page.” “But hoping they overlook the first word being a typo.” ”I’d appreciate it, yes.”

Has we considered a Grant Morrison collective wank sex magick ritual to make it happen? Is that something we can float through the No Kings mailing list?

Somebody jangle some keys or something before things go full Strangelove

This is like when I get the exact right amount of cheese for my nachos on the first try

TV guest appearances have gotten too professional. Everyone is playing against type and angling for an Emmy but I want a visibly drunk Benedict Cumberbatch to show up on Yellowstone, not getting the vibe at all.

On this trans day of visibility, a reminder that not only is there no ethical consumption of Harry Potter, but it is moral and justified to steal from J.K. Rowling whenever and however the opportunity presents itself

Jesus Christ the Greenland thing was only 2 months ago

Stop saying that Taylor Sheridan writes every episode of every one of his shows. It’s physically impossible and it’s disrespectful to the uncredited staff writers who already have it hard enough.

This is why i got that “probably above the median at making out” neck tattoo

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Operation dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

At this point if I were to wake up in a puddle of goo with Morphius telling me the Matrix was real I’d be like “oh thank god”

I see that "you can refuse illegal orders" reminder video didn't seem to do a lot of good

Always nice to have a preview as to what *kind* of dread I'll be stewing in later

Every company on earth should start offering increasing amounts of money that doesn’t exist to buy every other company in an endless cycle of nonsense

As I believe the only person to have enjoyed Tales of Berseria‘s item system, I’m hoping to be able to clear some time to dive into the remaster

How the fuck did fucking Shoresy become fucking uplifting?

To this day I still use the phrase “fuck me in the goat ass”

Muppet show happy good

This just makes sense. I didn’t stop shopping at GameStop because of a shift to digital, a huge disparity in their buy/sell price for used games, or a desire to support indie studios by buying directly. It was the shirts.

They are already filming the executions, sir

Getting away from nazis — which worked, for a while

This is my second-favorite Leonard Cohen song (after Who By Fire) but full disclosure it is tied with fifteen others

My knee-jerk to so much of this administration's abuses is "why did you assholes vote for this asshole" so it's nice to see large numbers of people are pushing back against the biggest of the assholes

How’s that ICE recruitment drive going I wonder

It would go a considerable way to restoring my faith in humanity if any measurable number of DHS supporters saw today‘s killing and reversed course, rather than blindly doubling down.

Hemingway once said “the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.”

I genuinely do not know how you can reform someone who is willing to do this

May they never pee in peace again cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...

Of course it isn’t happening; the latest tithe of unsanctioned psykers to the Black Ships should buy at least another six months

If you interact in any way with any member of congress and don’t demand an explanation for why the president is allowed to threaten to take Greenland by force then what are we even doing here

This MLK Day remember that universal basic income would reduce crime, improve standards of living, and lead to more art in the world and the only reason we can’t have it is twelve jerks in suits who don’t want to lose a comma in their bank accounts.

Bunnies & William S. Burroughs, if you will

I think the problem is, we stopped punching nazis. That was a mistake.

Slightly diminish a game: Date Most Things

Swear to god I saw people talking about this and the idea it wasn’t hyperbole never there’d my head

My Getting High and Playing Video Games is an honor student at Couch Middle School

if only a squad of dudes in balaclavas would kick open the door to Kroger's and demand double coupons at gunpoint

Republicans have had no legal authority or precedent for anything they've done so far but yes let's definitely color within the lines rather than stop them