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Argentinian penalty any time soon...

This DJ. Has he only got one CD? NOW 11.

Is Madonna coming back on soon?

Imagine paying £1,000 for a ticket to this shit, then having to listen to this moron DJing in the breaks when you just want to go for a piss then get a beer but the options are piss poor Bud or Coors at $25 a bottle.

Is the Spanish league like this? Does anyone ever actually shoot from more than 5 inches out?

Pathetic. If you're gonna do him, do him!

If that wasn't bad enough, the BBC run a party political broadcast on behalf of the licence fee. GTF!

Christ on a fucking bike, call in an air strike now.

Play Sweet Caroline!

Come on Iran, now's the time!

WTF is this AI shit?

WHAT? A yellow card for Argentina? SORT IT, TRUMP! #FIFAWORLDCUP

The ghost of Guardiola's tiki taka Barcelona still hangs heavy over Spanish football. Risk free, dull shite.

Why don't the BBC just let Mark Chapman and Rooney do the live commentary... let 'em take the piss. Because these two are just... so serious and dull.

'Presidents together.' Fuck off BBC, you simpering twats.

Any time wotsisname appears on the big screen, whole crowd should just scream "SHOOOOOOT!"

WTF is this shit? #FIFAWorldCup

Another reason to back Spain tonight...

Janey Godley pic on standby for later... #FIFAWorldCup

Hey! Jude!

England are RUNNING AWAY WITH THIS MATCH when it doesn't fucking matter.

Don't like to be impolite, but this guy sounds thick as fuck.

NEVER. HOLD. IT. AGAIN. USA.

June, 2023: Keir Starmer: "I won’t hand out resignation honours if I become PM." July, 2026: "OK, maybe only 26."

Mahmood as Chancellor? Give me a break.

Blew it. Stupid, stupid subs.

On the other hand... Crusaders. 🙄

Kinell.

Gotcha!

Did not expect THAT! 👍

Fouled every time he gets it.

That's some noise! No love lost is there? #FIFAWorldCup

Game over.

🤔 Game's gone. 🤣 'Sophie Whilby, 27, does not ordinarily follow the sport but tunes into the games “when it makes sense for me”. “It’s all about the atmosphere for me and the built environment that comes with the culture.” www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026...

Just found this in the garage, first match I went to at Old Trafford. Stapleton, 1-0. Buchan still captain. Leeds relegated that season.

Well done, ECB. Only six months late.

'They'll be throwing beer in the fan parks of Clacton.'

Cheating, that.

Ah well, good news about the Strait of Hormuz. USA! USA!* *FFS! FFS!

Infantino looking smug as usual.

It's a bloody man's game!* 😡 *'70s terrace moan.

Nok et mål.

Lee 'top bins' Dixon. 🙄

Ooooof!

Running Bear?

That goal music's so loud my neighbour's banging on the wall asking me to turn it down.

Potential tabloid headlines if England beat Norway on Saturday night? I'm going with 'Harrying of the Norse.' One for history buffs... 1066 and all that. 😁 #FIFAWorldCup

He didn't 'miss' though, did he? The keeper saved it! #FIFAWORLDCUP

What an arsehole. What's he actually done for Clacton so far? He's never there.