"ok but imagine if-" imagine if ninja got a low taper fade. that would be massive, right? but he doesn't actually have one. so stop throwing around hypotheticals and get real

we know that "rawr" means "i love you" in dinosaur. so does that mean that the study of the ancient dinosaur language is,,,,rawrchaeology?

the most banger jokes are sealed away in the most obscure discord servers

gn bluesky

i never changed, did i

chat,,,,,,,,it may be time for me to come to terms with the fact that i'm a hawk tuah larper. (1/8)

dude i just found this image in my ~/Documents/Memes/Archive/ folder, i think this was for my price tag bfb twitter roleplay account. i also found a rom of pokémon emerald

travisscottually yours, vice

do yalls remember that one tweet that was like "me when i'm in a child grooming competition and my opponent is a splatoon fan" and then a qrt that was like "why are you in a child grooming competition"? all time classic right there

something i've noticed about myself in discord conversations: whenever i want to pull up a relevant meme, it either takes me 5 seconds or 5 weeks

tier list of my hawk tuah posts

check it out i'm in the hawk like tuah

why does he say "HELLO‼️I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR" and then later say "I'M NOT YOUR NEIGHBOR‼️NOW GET OUT"

YOU BE WHAT???????? YOU BE PROFEN??????????

this also applies to jokes. like sometimes my oomfs will drop a fucking hilarious one-liner and immediately backtrack and be all like "sorry sorry sorry i'm cringe i'm so cringe" not knowing that behind the screen i bursted out in laughter over their quip

fuck mojang www.reddit.com/user/bedrock...

i was looking for a job and then i found a job i was rizzing up a gyatt and then i mogged a gyatt i was looking up a job and then i mogged a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now

here is my nonsense late-night post for tonight: my bad, i think i accidentally left my home workout DVD in the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 section of the library

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TRICKY TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tricky tony better fucking reveal the chapter 5 release date like he never said he would

if triple t transitioned would her pronouns be tung/tung/tung/she/her

drop a character who's adorable,,,,uhh fuckin,,,,totsugeki from guilty gear idk (the dolphin) (the dolphin is actually called mr. dolphin) (the girl's name is may) (it's just that may says TOTSUGEKI when she rides the dolphin)

i'm just saying it wouldn't tung tung tung sahurt

dude i gotta give my bluesky some more love. i've been using twitter slightly more than this app

imagine ts but markiplier metaverse chibi

dude. chat. everyone shut the fuck up. this is it. this is the post that will finally get my bluesky account to well over 1k followers. hell, well over 2k. yalls better be sitting down for this. ready? here it comes

@bigyellowsilly.bsky.social yo, it still says your channel is based in ireland,,,,i thought you moved to norway, right?

chatgpt if sammy locked the FUCK in: it's not just a hawk, it's a tuah

shit i gotta finish off my bottom 10. i'll reveal the number 1 after two more honorable mentions though ::P🐾

daily pre-local warmup: 2 sets of button checking. 2 sets of forward jump. 10 minutes of trying to do a hadoken. then list character names until failure

from rick sanchez in great pain to an incel seeing a lesbian couple to getting fucking waterboarded

fun fact: the harder you get hit by a truck, the bigger your boobs will be when you wake up in a new world

oh my god they removed it. is nothing sacred in this world

iphone tip: spend your life savings on the pro max sigma plus model of the latest and greatest iphone. and once it gets an update that purposefully slows it down 5 days later bc they released a new one with a higher number in the name but the exact same Literally Everything Else, rinse and repeat

if rhythm heaven was good: 🕺🧍‍♂️🕺🧍‍♂️🕺🧍‍♂️🕺🧍‍♂️ hawk hawk hawk tu-AH 🧍‍♂️🕺🧍‍♂️🕺🧍‍♂️🕺🧍‍♂️🕺 tuah tuah hawk 🕺🧍‍♂️🕺🧍‍♂️🕺🧍‍♂️🕺🧍‍♂️

beavis and butthead if it was actually good: uhhhh huhuhuh. check it out beavis. this chick like,,,,spits on weiners or something

imagine a 2021 queer twitter teen working as an exorcist and instead of saying "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU" they'd say like "UNHOLY SPIRITS DNI"

two weeks. yes, we all have TWO WEEKS TO GRIND‼️

the matrix if it was made by dr. seuss: one pill two pill red pill blue pill

mangoes, mustard, and everything tuffer

fuck it. 20% on eternity for season 4 and 10% for a new darkstalkers game reveal after vsav grands. not like i'm gonna make it out of pools, let alone into top 6 of sf6 OR strive xX3🐾

nintendo offering a picture of the virtual boy controller as a pfp for your switch profile:

if i somehow manage to get top 6 in sf6 at evo, remind me to bet 5% of by winnings on eternity from the battle hub being season 4 dlc

if i ever stream deadlock, remind me to name the stream "what if it was called deadhawk (like hawk tuah)" and set the notification message to,,idk can yalls recommend smth? i plan on playing support, mainly kelvin

say YOU MUST DIE but replace YOU with BILLIONS. relax ytp fan, it’s called chud humor

sighhhh goddamnit

2 days ago but now i'm 20 (couldn't post bc i was in a mental hospital)

hi i'm mr beast collect my FUCKING crypto scams

imagine what abe lincoln would have said during the gettysburg address if america were founded in 1736