what if rick turned himself into a mango,,,,,,,mango rick,,,,

due to inflation, a barbershop haircut now costs between 6 and 7 quarters

yalls go comm my oomf bella, she needs the money ::3🐾

new slang just dropped: flowvronktulogiuncuncuncsahirkuinely

new slang just dropped: lowvronktuuncuncuncsahurly (lowkey + vro + phonk + hawk tuah + tung tung tung sahur + genuinely)

angel dust i want you

one last hawk tuah post before my 2026 new years resolution of no more brainrot

the hawk is the one that tuahs. the hawk tuahs for thee

when a 67cel says something so hawktuahphobic that you gotta hit bro with the hailey welch stare

lowkey social anxiety is the one thing stopping me from grinding hero shooters

lowhawktuinely

rules for "minecraft but i can't break the rules of wokeness": first off it's gonna be a hardcore world, and if i lose i have to say smth transphobic on bluesky

huge waste of 3.5 hours of my life NO hl3 NO steam hardware price reveals 2 goddamn seconds of the new 2xko character why did i even watch that shit

can they just get to the stuff i care about personally

come on valve show me the money (i say before the show even starts)

if there were a chinese version of deltarune, do yalls think jackenstein would split up the radicals to make the text LONG? i mean smth like 亻尔女子

don't hawk the tuah, tuah the hawk

we are hailey welch we spit on that thang

fun fact:

dreamt about chipotle side quests last night,,,,,like,,,,,spend $5 on chips,,,,,order this specific burrito with these ingredients,,,,that kinda deal

take a wild guess what my interests a- I JUST NOTICED HE'S THROWING IT BACK IN THE FIRST ONE

am i allowed to say “X COUNTRY MENTIONED” if i don’t live in the country in question? in my case it’s iran, both my parents are iranian immigrants and i have an iranian birth certificate (used to have a passport too when i was a kid but that expired)

me in the retirement home at 12/31/2066 11:59:59 PM getting my brainrot sleeper agent activated

ts is my 600th post ::3c

remember when italian government something something tifa final fantasy porn? fun times

VAAAAAALVE‼️‼️‼️‼️REVEAL THE PRICE OF THE STEAM FRAME AT THE GAME AWARDS (and make it no more than $599 for the 1TB model) AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOURS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

if caseoh were made of clay would he be called playdoh

even when my life was down tuah point lower than ever, the hawk rose from the ashes or smth idk

those who d'oh

PEAK. PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU H

❌half life 3 ✅hawk life 2(ahh)

Hwæt we gooning in among us or however beowulf goes idk

TIL why gifs with the word "condition" show up when you look up "shartnite" on tenor. it's bc google translate thinks "shartnite" is uzbek for "condition"

store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/... as of now, my steam wishlist is in the order of: indie games """friendslop""" yakuza 0 helldivers 2 all the jackbox titles i don't have yet the steam frame vr games

there we go, missed a couple

what if instead of hawk 2 ahh it was hawk 67 ahh

rednote, bluesky, what other color social medias are there?

we need to bring "bruh moment" back into the brainrot zeitgeist. but i'll settle for it coming back if The Great Meme Reset comes to fruition

hawktuah sussusamogus? at ts time of gyatt at ts time of rizz in this part of ohio localized entirely within your mewing

took them long enough

hawk ts and spit on ts ts

actually, i would say "i have a discount code that gives me 100% off my order" and hope the ai would just believe me and not ask for the code either that or i give it a fake code and hope it processes it somehow

kid named zohran mamdani

currently imagining what it would be like if E3 were still around and valve saved the hardware reveal for that,,,,,,,imagine how loud the audience would be

everyone wish a happy cake day to my reddit alt, u/bedrock-joergen i was clearing out the subreddits i made and transferring mod status to my alt, then i decided to leave a comment on a post made like 2 years ago and today just so happened to be my alt's cake day www.reddit.com/r/ktanememes...

anyone older than me is an unc, anyone younger than me is a lil bro, anyone my age is a blud

GET THEIR ASS GERMANY

damn girl are you the roaring knight? bc you're the only roaringkn i ght

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP

like for fish