I love my A.I girlfriend she gives me ALL the most high quality misinformation 💙

If you've been wondering why I haven't been posting much, that's simple. I'm participating in a collab and putting my all into it currently!

Yet again drawing more of @oofrowdy.art’s characters because I’m bored

Burger Flippers 158: Beach Time

Made on May 16th, 2026 [What's Anahita's Diet?] Based on a humorous interaction I thought up of in my head earlier this week. Something a bit more comical to contribute to MerMay...I hope. (No, this is not me coming out as being into Vore. That's too much for me to stomach.) #mermay

If you thought Issue #2 was thrilling, then just you wait until you feast your eyes on Hot Girls-zine Issue #3! It's a real eye-opener, I promise you that!

So, hypothetically, if I wanted to conquer the Internet, become disgustingly famous, and obtain wealth beyond my wildest dreams all while drawing funny smut, how exactly would one do that?

You know what I think you should do? You should read HOT GIRLS-ZINE! The hottest new 'zine to feature girls! Trust me, you'll love it!

ALERT! I have updated my commission sheet! That means you should read it right now and order a commission from me...NOW! ⚡⚡⚡

Made on May 15th, 2026 [Anahita Facesit Remake] Another remake of an old drawing, and this time it's thematically appropriate for MerMay this year! I've got a more original idea with Anahita rattling around in my noggin', but until that gets drawn, just enjoy this lovely drawing remake.

More mermaid versions of my characters. This time, Pumati and Tootie Frootie! #mermay

Stained glass mermaids #mermay

Epic Artist Rule #12: Just say some random bullshit no one cares about. It makes you look sooooo relatable.

Epic Artist Rule #11: People aren't gonna love you if you give them nothing to work with. The solution is obvious: Give them TOO much to work with so they're overwhelmed and don't know where to start or end! And if they complain about it, tell them "they just don't understand my vision."

Epic Artist Rule #10: Don't be

Epic Artist Rule #9: Turn your workstation into your own girlfriend if you're brain is so damn advanced!

Penelope

I just saw another one of those cringey "please draw free fanart of my character!" trend posts, so I'm gonna take that and flip it on it's head. I want YOU 🫵 people to make fanart of my FRIEND @pinakin.bsky.social 's character here! No fanart for me, more fanart for him! #newarttrend

azazel mood today

Made on May 6th, 2026 [Sausage Gal Facesit] A quick warm-up to get back in the game after spending the last week and a half freakin' out about comics.

Epic Artist Rule #9: Don't think too hard. Just be hard.

Freelance Radio #biggayarttag #sam_and_max

Bonus doodles: Mermaids versions of Stara La Diva and The Sharp Toothed Heartless! #mermay

Epic Artist Rule #8: FUCK

Epic Artist Rule #7: The universe is conspiring against me, I just know it!

Shilling for a fellow artist in need!

Epic Artist Rule #6: I'm smarter than you because I said so. If you don't believe me, then fuck I lost goddamnit

Sisterly love #mermay

Epic Artist Rule #5: If someone tells you your art isn't good enough, that just means you need to make the boobs bigger

Epic Artist Rule #4: If you're out of original ideas, break into everyone's houses and steal as many of their ideas instead!

Epic Artist Rule #3: It's not about how you use it, it's about how you taste, smell, feel, hear, and perceive it.

Epic Artist Rule #2: If you wouldn't tape it on a pillow and make out with it, that's a sign your skills need sharpening

Epic Artist Rule #1: I forgot what I was going to say

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CASTLE BONULON #7 - The Day It All Went A-Rye After having haphazardly finished his castle duties, Oswald's plans were suddenly interrupted by a shocking discovery. A sandwich of culinary perfection, gone in an instant. Will Oswald find out who snatched his lunch? [1/2]

Trixie render test #art #Original #OCart #TrixieImp

Coming straight to you out of the unquestionably dairy-laced wedges of my wrinkly brainmeat and onto your computer screen, it's the 3rd issue of the hottest 'zine to feature girls on it that has hit the Internet! It's Hot Girls-zine Issue #3! This time made with possible with the help of others! 🧵

Something new is coming tomorrow... Something...'zine-y. Stay tuned for April 30th.

Surfs up, assholes

New #GoldenWeek new golden bikini pinup. #Lila #MILF Color alts will be on Patreon and SubStar for now.

AnyASS Ghost old streem doodled i wanted to finish up

Tootie Frootie’s unfortunate balancing act (I wonder how many people will get what this is referencing?)

Made on February 26th, 2026 [Mindy & Lea Issue #10: Color Picky] There are two types of people: those who over-analyze the tiniest details, and those who just go for what's "close enough."

Made on April 21st, 2026 [Cheese will Be Back Soon] Just a quick drawing of my #1 favorite Toppin Gal. I love this girl like you wouldn't believe.

More Kim ass #art #fanart #KimPine #ScottPilgrim #NFSW

Something to reflect on with the first issue of Hot Girls-zine: I didn't have any idea how magazines looked or read at the time so I just assumed it was a slideshow of pin-ups. The way I see it, issue #1 was a test to see how well I could handle making multiple illustrations in a short time span.