Since my post about getting to work with doggos kinda exploded I figured I’d share my own babies. I won’t be posting photos of client’s dogs because of privacy and consent, but these are my own loves I get to come home to.

Me: Posts here about nerd stuff, thot stuff , queer issues, and more with little to no regularity without much interaction. One Post About Dogs: “257 Notifications”

Life Update: I’m finally employed again. And I’m getting paid to play with dogs all day. I accepted a position as a shift lead at a pet boarding facility. I started this week. I’m so sore but I’ve gotten an incalculable amount of puppy kisses… it’s so worth it.

I’m gonna equip Slash with Mjolnir is not a thing I thought I’d ever say, but like, hit with a pumped up Tana, every saproling pings for 4 and that’s just gross… also, I’ve reallllly leaned into the payoff with Tana in the latest iterations, she’s morphed into a Voltron x Burn hybrid and I love it

Friends: @thelittleomen.bsky.social and I wanna play magic long distance, but I don’t have a camera or room to use spell table. Is there an online alternative where we can upload/import decklists and play (I see “EDHPlay” but know nothing about it.) Help?

I had a brilliant idea yesterday going through my bulk while building Kona, Rescue Beastie and sleeved up an entirely different deck that took 3 whole minutes to build… I need more basics but that’s what happens when there’s 97 of them in the deck…

Played two games at my shops “Girls Game Night” as my debut back to in person commander (it’s been 3+ years since I’ve played someone I wasn’t teaching how to play) and fared better than I expected given my sabbatical. Tana/Jeska did gross things, and Sveylun played Queen Maker. Fun was had!

Touching grass is a love language. Not included is the video of me thigh deep in the water talking to the minnows cause no one wants to see me in a sports bra

So I guess I’m on Arena. I have no idea how any of this works. I just finished the Spark Tier stuff, still fumbling around. But I’m there (I think that’s it) if friends are a thing…

I drafted tonight for the first time since DomU. It was also my first time playing in public since uhhhhh… MagicCon Minneapolis… It was nerve wracking, and the person next to me pivoted to Witherbloom at the same time I did, but I had a good time. Had a decent deck, still went 0-3, but would repeat

Since @thelittleomen.bsky.social has embraced spellslinging (Rootha and a Tatyova value deck in the works) and I am firmly entrenched in the realm of big stompy agro, this relationship reeks of some Capulet v Montague drama and I’m ready…

Great game against @thelittleomen.bsky.social who was playing Rootha, came back from the edge with a decisive 40/40 Vega the Watcher and all her flyers tapped down thanks to recycling adventures…

If you can’t be at #MCVegas have your own con at home. Bringing another ex-man (and my oldest dearest human) into the MtG fold. She would choose Prismari…

I say a lot of things in a lot of places on the book of faces. The fact that this is what warrants some sort of achievement is just… ya know… it’s choice 😂

So this week was a week… I quit my job in March. Like, walked out. It had been a long time coming. I’ve been unemployed for 6 weeks. This week, my therapist looked at me point blank and said “So are you ready to talk about disability yet?” It was a lot. It was hard to hear. He had a point. 1/

This thread is very interesting, especially since I’m coming back to the game from before the bracket system was a thing and am still unsure how I feel about it as a very casual goofy player. Where I struggle is when combos interact with turn counts, because they are not always congruent.

I was so incredibly butch last night y’all. Went to a professional soccer game (Lou City won 3-1!) and was absolutely watching the end of Wild v Stars Game 4 (Wild won 3-2 in OT!) on my phone during half time.

The same men who complained about Oko’s third leg making their totes masc wholesome game inappropriate are filling a thread on FB with “the hottest art” using Earthbind as a starting point so I’m replying a bunch of hot men. Other than Oko, Enthraling Victor and SLD Bearscape, who y’all got for me?

This freaking Chungus I love him so much already he’s had my heart since the first nuzzle.

My son! Meet Blaze the aptly named snuggly chungus who came home with me today 😻

Nothing quite like another year watching the Wild blow it in the first round… there’s always next year 🫠

Y’all, I met Blaze at the local Feeder’s and it was love at first skritch. I’ve not had a kitty of my own since my ex and I split, and I’ve always wanted an orange boy. An older gentleman who just wants quiet snugs according to his bio…. I put an adoption application in as soon as I was home 😍

Y’all, I “organized” my collection for the first time in 3 years, and by that I mean I separated precons into their sets, sorted rares out from uncommon/common, and finally got the 3 WIP decks pulled and set aside instead of randomly strewn throughout. Next Linden and Svyelun get re-sleeved.

So I’ve gotten to love on some amazing beans the last few weeks. Apollo is the sweet 6 month old orange boy at The Man’s, Daisy’s my momma’s sweet old Lady, and Doc is the nervous himbo boi who I’ve taken in as mine.

I love Berta. This is now a Berta Stan page. Berta is gonna be gross with Mutagen Man and Lonis… Am I a Simic Girlie now?

Ok Y’all, I saw Mutagen Man and wanted to build around him immediately. He doesn’t quite fit in T/J but I’m in love with some Simic Token Shenanigans, and the obvious choice for commander would be Donny/Mike partnered… but this is me, and I still don’t like obvious. 1/2

Wow so I guess I’ve been gone so long that I left mid migration and never added most of the old MtG gang on here, so if you just got followed by me, it’s cause I’ve logged into this site like twice since everyone moved from the old hellsite…

In Non-MtG news: In the 4 years I’ve been gone, a lot has happened. I went from a secure polycule to divorced and single, loved an abuser, experienced homelessness, and had a long run of being That Bitch with my company (including running the location inside Mall of America)… but then…

So hey, I’m playing Magic again, sort of. Tana/Jeska is in working order, Linden isn’t far behind, and only Sveylun is unplayable still. And I have pre-release plans this afternoon. Who’s still around and where are the cool kids hanging out these days…

A Letter To The Editor: Are you there Tana, it’s me, June It’s been a while. A lot has happened. I miss Magic dearly. I have had a difficult relationship with the game for the past couple of years. I sold out a large chunk of my collection including anything worth more than $3 from every deck…

I never post here, or anywhere but the one site really, but I’m just dropping in to say if any of my old MTG folks still follow me, thank you. Prof is making headlines and I know he isn’t doing it alone. I’m not around a lot and barely play anymore (I’m teaching a noob tho!) but I miss y’all.

I forgot this app existed for a bit so yeah. Status update, recently uncoupled, a good thing. Bigger bitch, bigger stoner, bigger hedonist. Ask me about Miranda. Have a sensual selfie of me high AF eating Tonight Dough in bed.

Knowing I had to be at work at 11 tomorrow which is earlier than normal I set an alarm to be in bed by 1. It is now 5 am, I have watched 9 episodes of heart stopped and would still be watching if my AirPods hadn’t died.

Just thinking about the pickle booth at the MN renn fest. I wanna go there again…

Bella, say it!

Hi, I’m real cute.

Good Morning. Say it back. Or don’t.

One year ago today, this moment changed the trajectory of my life. I reconnected with part of myself I had lost, kneeling in front of my good friend Sir Ivan on the patio of the Saloon and eating the ash from his cigar. Thank you

I would do so many terrible things to sit on this man’s lap and tell him I’ve been naughty.

Got an anonymous CMM care package in the mail. Damn. I actually feel guilty sleeping the Fierce Guardianship into Svyelun… it may come right back out and get traded.

If you’re coming from the dead bird app: I’ll still talk about nerd shit here, don’t worry I’ll also still post about my shenanigans BUT I’m also gonna be hella fuckin thirsty. This place gon be spicy. I’m entering ho phase 3.0 in my life, and imma harness it!

Hi. I’m June. If you’re here it’s from one of two other social media hellscapes. If you aren’t, you’re lost. Welcome. I smoke weed and know things. And only occasionally lure innocent men into my bed.