I jumped on with Michael to talk about The Tribulation Survival Guide—a satirical field manual for anyone who grew up fearing the end times and now isn’t sure what to do with all that leftover anxiety. If you missed the rapture, this one’s for you.

So God closed the door and forgot to leave a night-light? Guess it’s on you to find the switch. 🚪 #FaithWithoutFilters #RealTalk

Thoughts and prayers are cute, but how about action, policy, and actual support? Just a thought. 🧠 #MentalHealthMatters #DoBetter

Chuck Norris didn’t lose a fight with death. He just let it think it won.

Corporate media softens the truth. We don’t. The Quollective exists to push back—loudly. Join us for 50% off with code STUART50. thequollective.com

Ah, the shirt that lets you rewrite history and raise your kids right—all with one eye roll. Grab yours before it's divinely sold out. 🙄 #ParentingGoals #TruthBomb

Curious what happens if you get left behind?

St. Patrick didn’t drive out paganism. Christianity absorbed it—and called it holy. ☘️

Because nothing says “faith” like not knowing if you’re reading scripture or satire. Bless this holy confusion. 🙃 #PoesLaw #SatireOrSerious

Nothing says spiritual growth like obsessively scrolling through end-times theories between selfies and sermon clips. Amen to anxiety. 😈 #FaithFatigue #DoomscrollDisciples

Come for the "spiritual warfare," stay for the inevitable realization that your favorite brunch spot might soon require a purity pledge. 🥂⛪️🇺🇸

Because nothing screams “fun” like arguing with someone who treats politics like a religion. Survive the sermon, save your sanity. 🧠 #EmotionalDetox #PoliticalDrama

What if the church isn’t forming faith… just rehearsing it?

None of this is normal. And no one seems worried.

Wrap yourself in this much sarcasm, and forget divine intervention—it's all about divine shade. #BlessedWithSnark 🙏

The end times were supposed to be terrifying. Turns out they’re mostly ridiculous. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

The people calling for war will never stand in the toxic rain.

I want to insist this is not who we are. But devastatingly, it seems it might be exactly who we are.

Ever been told your doubts meant you were rebellious or that your pain meant you just needed to pray harder? That’s not always faith. Sometimes it’s gaslighting. I talked with author Becky Garrison about her book Gaslighting for God and the ways spiritual language can be used to manipulate people.

Nothing like a little “biblical clarity” to send people sprinting for their interpretive microscopes. David and Jonathan say hi. 👀 #BibleStudy #HolyDoubleStandard

When fear runs the theology, the only sane response left is humor. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

End times are trending again thanks to the "war" in Iran. Some people call it prophecy. Most of it is just stupidity. The Tribulation Survival Guide helps you navigate these deeply dumb end times with sanity and satire.

Evangelicals twisting themselves into theological pretzels to defend Trump? Shocking. Turns out moral high ground comes with an escape hatch. 🙃 #Politics #Hypocrisy

The End Times Playset™ includes a red heifer, Armageddon Action Missiles™, and our deluxe prophecy chart so the whole family can watch the apocalypse unfold together. Of course, if you’re looking for something slightly more useful when the end actually comes… there’s The Tribulation Survival Guide.

I sat down with journalist and author Becky Garrison to talk about her book Gaslighting for God — and the uncomfortable reality of how spiritual authority gets used to manipulate, silence, and control. This clip is one moment from that conversation. Full interview in the latest episode.

Years of sermons about the end of the world. Someone finally wrote the survival guide. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

The apocalypse was always presented as deadly serious. Which is exactly why satire was necessary. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

New episode of Snarky Faith. I sat down with journalist and author Becky Garrison to talk about her book Gaslighting for God — and the uncomfortable reality of how spiritual authority gets used to manipulate, silence, and control. This clip is one moment from that conversation.

The apocalypse was always presented as deadly serious. Which is exactly why satire was necessary in GTA. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

A lifetime of end-times panic eventually leads to two options: therapy… or satire. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

The apocalypse was always presented as deadly serious. Which is exactly why satire was necessary. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

Spiritual gaslighting is real. Author Becky Garrison joins Snarky Faith to talk about her book Gaslighting for God and the ways religious language gets used to control people.

A lifetime of end-times panic eventually leads to two options: therapy… or satire. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

Ah yes, another deep dive into how holiness somehow ends up serving the same old hierarchy. Refreshing, really. 🙃 #FaithAndFeminism #PatriarchyUnplugged

Spiritual gaslighting is real. Author Becky Garrison joins Snarky Faith to talk about her book Gaslighting for God and the ways religious language gets used to control people.

When you grow up fearing the apocalypse, you learn a lot about survival. Mostly how to laugh at it later. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

Markwayne Mullin is what happens when a box of rocks gets a security clearance.

When you grow up fearing the apocalypse, you learn a lot about survival. Mostly how to laugh at it later. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

It’s not fulfilling prophecy if you make it happen.

In this episode I talk with Becky Garrison about her book Gaslighting for God — and how spiritual language gets used to make people doubt their own experiences.

For decades we were told the end of the world was coming any minute. Nobody mentioned how absurd it would look. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

The end times were supposed to be terrifying. Turns out they’re mostly ridiculous. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

I recently joined Aaron on the radio to talk about The Tribulation Survival Guide—a satirical “self-help” manual for surviving the apocalypse and what happens when rapture obsession becomes an excuse to ignore the world we’re actually living in. Give it a listen. https://loom.ly/um85SOE

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The end times were supposed to be terrifying. Turns out they’re mostly ridiculous. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul.

Spiritual gaslighting is real. Author Becky Garrison joins Snarky Faith to talk about her book Gaslighting for God and the ways religious language gets used to control people.

This interview is fake. Just like the end times panic a lot of us were raised on. If you grew up with rapture anxiety, prophecy charts, or sermons about the world ending any minute, this book is for you. The Tribulation Survival Guide — satire and soul for ridiculous times.

For those who prefer preparation over panic: The Tribulation Survival Guide. Available now.

March 2026 Featured Writer at Patheos. Still poking the bear. Still asking better questions.

Megatron: the galactic tyrant who turns into… a sidearm. Nothing screams dominance like needing help to pull your own trigger. 💀 #Transformers #PopCulture