Wear your favorite non-solution and call it civic engagement. 🙏 #ThoughtsAndPrayers #MerchThatGetsIt

“Restoration” is just rebranding the past with better lighting and worse intentions. Funny how the glory days always need a rewrite. 🔥 #RetconPolitics

The Rapture: because apparently theology needed a disaster movie subplot. 🍿 #Theology #Rapture

When the pulpit needs a quarterly strategy deck, holiness may have missed the meeting. 🧾 #ChurchLeadership #FaithCrisis

Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown, because subtlety died in the Upside Down and came back wearing merch. 🍼 #StrangerThings #UncleBaby

Nothing explains denominational drift like a dad shirt engineered by sibling rivalry and weaponized affection. Truly, the Reformation never ended. 👕 #FathersDay #ChurchLife

Turns out scolding people from a pulpit is not a growth strategy. Shocking, I know. 🙃 #Nones #ReligionPolls

I write a lot about the danger of mixing religious ideology with political power. This story is stranger than fiction. And if the reporting holds up, it’s bonkers. Not “normal political hypocrisy” bonkers. More like: “secretive religious influence, government power & national security” bonkers.

Funny how sacred land always seems to need landlords, borders, and excuses. Time to retire the divine real estate pitch. 🗺️ #SacredSpaces #MythMaking

For when doing nothing deserves a uniform. 🙏 #ThoughtsAndPrayers #DarkHumor

🌈 Franklin Graham finally read the red letters. Didn't see this one coming. ✝️❤️ #HappyPrideMonth

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Jesus never said, "Blessed are the culture warriors." Join me as I talk with John Fugelsang about his new book Separation of Church and Hate and the strange transformation of American Christianity from a faith tradition into a political identity.

Turns out even rock gods can’t outsing heartbreak or outpray silence. “Love Is Blindness” isn’t just a song—it’s an autopsy with feedback. 🎸 #MusicHistory #AchtungBaby

Ever notice how some folks think the universe is their personal fan club? Turns out, theology’s got a favorite protagonist too. Buckle up. 😏 #Religion #HotTake

Ah yes, nothing says “freedom” like policing desire and slapping moral panic on pleasure. Kinkservatism: where control dresses up as virtue. 🔥 #PowerAndControl #CulturalCritique

🌈 Happy Pride Month to everyone still recovering from theology that confused divine love with a hostage situation. ✝️🔫

Sanity is just learning to say "this means nothing to me" to the right things.

Look who found their new favorite shirt! Wear it and let everyone know your level of "faith" is as casual as your wardrobe. 🙃 #SnarkyStyle #FaithfulFashion

Ah yes, June—when sunscreen sales spike and someone declares it “Fidelity Month” to feel endangered by equality. Bring on the performative patriotism and pearl-clutching. 🦴 #WhiteGrievanceMonth #CultureWars

Apparently, love got lost somewhere between the scripture quotes and the Sunday selfies. Time to speak fluent compassion again. ❤️ #FaithCheck #ModernChristianity

Turns out the threat of eternal fire might be doing some heavy lifting for faith. What happens when belief meets no consequences? 🔥 #FaithCheck #SpiritualHotTake

Finally, a shirt that says exactly what you're thinking: save the world one delicious bite at a time. Who knew saving anything could taste this good? 🍽️ #FashionFoodie #WearYourCravings

Turns out “fearing the world” makes it pretty hard to live in it. Who knew? 🙃 #Religion #Deconstruction

Apparently divine intervention now comes with campaign merch. Because nothing says spiritual awakening like another round of political drama. 🙃 #Trump2point0 #HolyChaos

Ah yes, the trad wife—because who doesn’t dream of turning 1950s submission into an aesthetic? Domestic bliss, but make it performative. 💅 #GenderRolesAreOut #CulturalKink

Forget to set your Rapture alarm too? Rock this shirt to cherish the good times left behind. #UnrapturedLife #OopsMissedIt 😎

Ah, yes—faith, time travel, and a bookshelf. Because apparently belief systems and physics both run on circular logic. ⏳ #BootstrapParadox #Interstellar

Apparently, faith isn’t the only thing people are selling these days. Turns out gullibility’s a booming business too. 🙃 #CriticalThinking #FaithNotFables

Ah yes, another masterclass on surviving leadership that feels like a group project gone wrong. Buckle up—this one’s part therapy, part survival guide. 🥴 #LeadershipFail #RealityCheck

White Grievance Reparations Season has officially begun. Make sure to spread mayo on doorposts! #1776

A theology built on male entitlement should not be shocked when it produces abusive men.

Because who needs more sincere blessings when sarcasm is your true calling? 😏 #BlessedBe #SarcasmFashion

Turns out endless copies eventually fall apart—shocking, right? Maybe there’s a sermon in that about what happens when faith gets mass‑produced. 🧬 #CloningCrisis #FaithInPieces

Nothing like dodging divine ego bombs while pretending it’s all “spiritual growth.” Here’s how to keep your sanity when your pastor’s halo is blindingly self-lit. 😏 #ChurchDrama #NarcissismUnplugged

Are things feeling uncertain? Having trouble knowing what to do next? The Tribulation Survival Guide Coloring Book is a wonderful way to color your way through scripture as the world burns. 🔥 amzn.to/4wHib16

For I know the planes I have for you,” declares the Lord, “planes to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jeremiah 29:11 ✈️ #snarkyfaith

Because what the world really needed was yoga mats mixed with conspiracy theories. Stretch your chakras while decoding the lizard people. 🧘‍♀️ #Conspirituality #ModernMadness

Who knew making a statement was as easy as wearing a t-shirt? Your devotees will surely love it. 🙄 #UnholyStyle #BoldThreads

Turns out every culture tells stories about gods—just some call theirs “fiction” and others call theirs “the news.” ⚡ #MythologyMatters #DivineIrony

Guess what—your city dreams died too, you just haven’t noticed yet. Welcome to the club. 🏭 #UrbanDecay #ModernReality

Ah yes, because turning faith into a corporate takeover plan has worked out *so* well before. Maybe just stick to actual mountains next time. 🏔️ #FaithNotPower #StayHumble

Ted Turner is dead and somewhere there's a VHS tape of him telling a stadium full of UGA grads they might not survive Y2K. The internet has never produced it. I have questions.

Feeling powerless but stylish? Send potent "thoughts and prayers" with this tee. Solving all the world's problems one fashion statement at a time. 🙄 #TeamSarcasm #FashionActivism

Another pastor “falls,” everyone gasps, and the redemption tour starts on schedule. Same sermon, different sinner. 🙄 #ChurchScandals #Predictable

Ah yes, nothing says spiritual growth like calling madness holy and slapping a halo on it. Dive in if you’re brave enough to question your Sunday school filter. 😈 #FaithUnfiltered #HolyContradictions

Nothing like a little light reading about the machine that runs on broken dreams and spin. Hope you’re hungry for hypocrisy. ⚙️ #ModernMorality #CorporateFaith

SCOTUS has dismantled affirmative action, Roe, EPA authority, presidential immunity, & the VRA in three years. Have a great weekend 🐑

“God is the name of the blanket we throw over mystery to give it shape.” ― Barry Taylor

This isn’t about cookies. It’s about how power works when it calls itself faith. Watch the pattern.