I knew it and I’m still frustrated. At this point, save Carl from this and leave him be. No one this season should get good things (except my girl trinity) #loveislandusa

I’m so irritated that they made me agree with Kenzie #loveislandusa

Melanie knows he lies and still wrote him a love letter so I can’t say free her. She where she wanna be. But she had limited options and I do want her to get a lick back so I need her to stay. Blonde bobblehead and robot can go immediately though. #loveislandusa

I don’t care that sincere has hair. He still a bald headed scallywag #loveislandusa

And if they don’t give us movie night this season, I’m knocking on producer doors down in Fiji. There’s been too much 2-faced behavior to let slide. I know they know they on camera. #loveislandusa

I see both sides in KC vs Aniya. Unfortunately I don’t love them together the way yall do. Actually all couples could break up at this point. Time for musical chairs #loveislandusa

No wonder sincere is comfortable lying to melanie and sol, he lies to himself too #loveislandusa

I don’t mean to be blasphemous but God what is you up there doing? You on vaca? There is a design flaw in this batch of people. Whyyyy did you put me here with the rejects????? I have a few vices - wine, a lil edible now and again and read some smut but I don’t deserve this. Help!

I have been a real negative Nancy that I’ve gotten on my own nerves. Committed to practicing gratefulness.

Once I start something I can’t quit. Please free me from not being able to stop reading/watching a book, movie or show I’m not enjoying much. Why would God make me like this. Just wasting my own time.

I think I’m finally recovered from Beyoncé ATL. I wish I could go again before it’s over 😔

I have a stone fruit allergy but I really want to eat this peach 😔 thinking about having Benadryl on standby and taking the risk

Why did I get stuck in the worst timeline? I’m not supposed to be here 😭 😭 😭 I want to go

I told that man run that thang over and he said he still out. He cheatin or Im trash huh?

I couldn’t keep my eyes open just to get in the bed and be wide awake. 😞

I really thought I could stay out all night and be ok today

Work is really ruining the amazing sleep I could be having during this storm

I cannot wait for hoochie daddy shorts. I’m ready for thigh meat. Can’t yall start a lil early this year please? Spark some joy!

There is a little pocket it hell dedicated to people who do not clean the snow off the top of their car. Just letting it blow off and blind the people behind them.

My intrusive thoughts are never helpful. Trying to convince me I deserve to live unburdened with responsibilities. Meanwhile it’s 14 degrees outside. Who else going to keep shelter over your head sis?? Put that alarm back on.

I got this Costco membership but I don’t need a 6 month supply of anything. What am I supposed to buy from here y’all?

I really thought I was about to have a perfect morning. It was nice and quiet on the walk from my car to the office. No one on the elevator so I didn’t have to do nonsense small talk. Soon as I unpacked my laptop here come the office chatterbox. Don’t you have someone to talk to at home bro!??!!

Is there a make a wish foundation to hook me up with Jalen Hurts?

Drake is ruining his music for me. Now every time a song of his comes on I used to enjoy all I can think is ‘Karen ass bitch’ and skip. I wish he stop.

My affirmations to get me thru returning to work after being out for 2 weeks: your bills are paid, your credit score is high, your ass is fat and boobs so big they sit in the sky. Amen. We can do this y’all!

I really should be prepping for this coming snow/ice storm but I’m just going to do nothing then be mad and regret my inaction later if something goes wrong.

I absolutely hate cleaning the oven. Worst chore ever. But I’m almost done with my pre new year deep clean and laundry. Then I need to soak my black eyed peas. Then finally it’s turn up time. Be safe out there yall!

If I turned into a balloon and floated away, I wonder where I would eventually drift back down. I hope I wouldn’t deflate though, just gently sink back down. I’d want to be red too.

Get yall one of these. This flu has been the worst I’ve ever had. I don’t know what strain is going around but it has a personal vendetta. Don’t let it catch you with your guard down. 0/10

Please release me from the temptation of baking another batch of cookies. I don’t have anyone to give them to until Tuesday and I can’t trust myself alone with them for that long.

Is life even worth living at that point? Everybody funky and we fighting over the last food. No thanks. Send me to the pearly gates to cloud surf and see my loved ones.

My heat is fully functioning again! I can get back to my Winnie the Pooh uniform

It’s cold in my house but I can’t sleep without my fan. So I’ll have both my fan and a heated blanket. Only God can judge me.

It’s unreasonably cold in my house and I hope that odd noise was not the hvac. 😭😭😭😭 👷‍♀️🛠️🥶❄️ lawd help me

I hope yall had a great holiday! ❤️ What good Christmas movies have yall watched? Like I promised myself after deep cleaning and hosting turkey day, I’m not leaving the comfort of my heated blanket today. I’ve already watched a few on lifetime. Switching to Netflix.

Yooooo. I forgot what I was about to say. Drunksgiving with my favs.

Remember, friends! Boundaries without consequences are merely suggestions. Set your boundaries, but also set consequences for when people cross those boundaries…because people will try to cross those boundaries. ☝🏽

Finally finished my deep clean after giving myself a headache when I forgot to keep the fan going. Had to break it up in parts. Now to food! Swear I’m not leaving the bed this weekend.

Got mine. Get yours! Can never find h cup on sale.

About to listen to Kendrick while I deep clean. Starting with the walls and will work my way down. What’s yall fav carpet cleaner? I have a little spot cleaner but I want one that will do whole rooms. My upstairs is all carpet.

Finally getting around to Ted Lasso season 3. Cut to me randomly talking in an accent for a few days

Minding my business has never failed me

I took my fellow drivers lives in my hands. I drove in dark AND rain this morning. I couldn’t see shit. Almost became adult bumper cars

When I work from home sometimes I play a hype song for the ‘commute’ from my office once I slam that laptop closed to celebrate the end of my work day. Am I weird?

Watch him take that chance if he left me alone with it for any length of time since he taking big risks ta-day

Made breakfast for dinner. About to snuggle under this heated blanket and find something to watch. I’ll probably be knocked out in 37 minutes.

I really cannot hang anymore. Now I got shades on and it’s overcast outside

This edible just slid on in. Didn’t even realize I was high until I couldn’t remember what was so damn funny that I was giggling about. This my type of carrying on.

I love to give a little ‘aw next time for sure’ for a little razzle dazzle

#addtoblacksky hey yall