stop being so casual and nonchalant about things life is way too short to pretend so be weird be expressive and bathe in what you're passionate about without explanation and that's an order x

last night I had vivid dreams about being really nervous to go back to school after the summer holidays and woke up panicking that I didn't have my uniform ready I'm 30 years old and haven't been in formal education for over 10 years

PENGUIN IS EVOLVING 🏁🐧 #mariokartworld

hello here is this week's "completely unhinged microphone holder to record content with to farm engagement" 🥣🎤

So I've been thinking about my goals for the second half of 2025 and wanted to put them down somewhere to help manifest wonderful things. I've also created 7 blank templates for you to use if you'd like to do it yourself through the google drive link below! 💙✨ drive.google.com/drive/folder...

alright this heat is getting out of hand now can someone have a word with the sun 😵‍💫

this is who runs this account 🌝

These are my 3 main combos in Mario Kart World! 🏆🏁 Shy Guy - Rally Kart 🥇 Yoshi - Blastronught 🥈 Penguin - Pipe Kart 🥉 Who's your main in #MarioKartWorld? 🍄

The "Knockout Tour" game mode on #MarioKartWorld is the most pure, wonderful, fun & hilarious thing they've ever made - absolutely outstanding stuff 🏁

she yearns for the treats 🦴

I've been caught in a cycle of feeling sorry for myself these past few days, but it's occurred to me that it gets to a point where you just need to say to yourself "that's enough" and get your mind and body moving. Onwards. 🫡

If you're playing mario kart and you're not having fun then idk what to tell you 🤷

Breaking News: Penguin apprehended in #MarioKartWorld after carrying out various crimes relating to vehicular manslaughter, dangerous driving & food theft. The suspect is now in police custody. 🚔🚨

the key to an active discord is sharing very profound ideas & special moments 🍌

Special stream this evening! Lego unboxing / building & we're going to be opening some blind boxes! 🧱🎁 (17:30 GMT TWITCH LINK IN BIO) 🟪

I love doing normal household tasks while listening to vastly contrasting music. Just put the washing on the line with Disturbia - Rihanna blasting in my ears. 🎧

If you hate her, I'm sorry but you're wrong.

15 days until the switch 2 👁️👄👁️

I've been searching for a gaming magazine recently as a little treat for myself and ended up signing up for @edgemagazine.bsky.social and some of these previous covers are absolutely chefs kiss 🤌

Sometimes I think that having a @throne.com for stream was a bad idea (I'm 30 by the way) (how dare you) 👴

"this recipe takes just 15-20 minutes!" well that's a lie and we both know it

I just dropped a banana in the toilet. 🍌 A sentence I never thought I'd ever say, and no I won't be elaborating further. Thank you.

hello egg man over here has a fancy new shirt 🥚👔

I love people who are silly and whimsical

just cleaned my PC and I don't want to talk about how many metric tonnes of dust I've just had to remove 😶‍🌫️

"cool things I found on the internet for twitch streamers that are completely free" (part 2) 🤓

finished astrobot but I'm REALLY struggling to pick what to play next please help my indecisive ass 🥴 #GodOfWarRagnarok 🪓 #HorizonZeroDawn 🏹

well that was a wild 11 days good lord 🫨

Today marks a very sad day. My Trusty phone tripod has snapped and broken after 5 years of faithful service. I hope you'll support me during this difficult time. ⚰️💀

If you're ever feeling sad just remember that fajitas exist x

THE SWITCH 2 RELEASES IN 26 DAYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS NEARLY TIME RELEASE US ALL FROM THIS ANTICIPATION GIVE IT TO US OUR SOULS YEARNS FOR IT WE MUST HAVE IT AHHHHHH

Astro Bot but also what happens in my head when someone tries to explain the rules of a board game to me for the first time 🤖

Anyone else on team "I understand that GTA 6 is a huge moment for gaming culture but I'm personally not really bothered and probably won't buy it" or is it just me? 🤔

I'm always genuinely baffled when some streamers complain that a game "has no content" after playing it for 40+ hours over 2-3 days after it's released. 😵‍💫

Thunderbolts was FANTASTIC and feels like such a return to form for Marvel ⚡

why does youtube always pick the worst possible automatic thumbnail 🥴

6K on the clock app wahooooo 🙌

What's a very specific video game related thing that annoys you? I'll start! Bosses who constantly teleport around the arena. 😵‍💫

super handy FREE sponsorship resource for twitch streamers 🙌📈 #twitchstreamer #streamertips #twitchtips

"young people don't know what hard work is, they don't even want to come to the office 5 days a week anymore!" 👺 correct! well done! congrats! wow!

finally got round to playing Astro Bot and after a couple of hours I can absolutely see why this won GOTY 🤖

when I say "I got that dog in me" this is the dog in question

me externally ✨ me internally

another astounding discord message 😂

So I've finished Dragon Age: Veilguard and now I'm in gaming purgatory where there's a huge hole in my life and I don't know what to do with myself. 🥴 What are you playing currently? Looking for inspiration, all suggestions welcome! 💙

✨ Commission post! ✨ Black Ops Zombies themed Subbadges and Emotes for TheJxckal over on the purple app! #commission #emotes #subbadges #procreate

I love the feeling of being sat for a few hours and before you get up to move you have one of those involuntary full body stretches that feels like an outer body experience

I would like to lovingly dedicate this post exclusively to sweet treats 🍥🍰🥞🍩🧁

watching emma play infinity nikki and I have to ask why on earth is momo so long? 😭