Feels like Chris Fleming is on a Steve Martin trajectory

Smacky eaters of the world, do you have people in your lives? Do you find love with the hearing impaired? How do you live with yourselves?

Global warming sucks. How am I still getting mosquito bites at the end of December

Putting that Trader Joe’s spicy honey sauce on triscuits and blasting off onto the stratosphere bitch

Is guy fieri’s dick as tan as the rest of him?

Ryan M*rphy is already rock hard and salivating over this United Healthcare situation

It is December and this is Texas

It’s been 2am since like 8:30 and it’s not even midnight