thing im thinking about: fragrances and perfumes have conditioned us on a societal scale to be aroused by certain scents. like prior to the invention of perfume/scents, the cavemen werent smelling sandalwood and perking up looking around because they associated it with hot guys. WE did that

you are not a slasher. you are not a cannibal. you are a 20 year old man on tumblr who posts pictures of angry dogs with glowing eyes and has the withered rose emoji in your bio

whats it called when ur a romantic but u hate romance. like i love love and poetry and the world and all its people but for the love of GOD dont kiss in front of me because thats yucky

highly recommend playing fnaf while your landlord is doing construction right outside your bedroom door for full immersion. random clanking noises and drilling and if you scream its literally all over

i wish i had like normal fun kinky fetishes and not "gets a boner from a scary entity staring at me from the dark" fetishes

literally on the internet, a vast library full of possibly almost all human knowledge and art and expression that is beyond even ones comprehension of volume, and im using it to read fanfiction of two anime dudes pounding each other in the butt

i just realized ive never seen men ride horses as a hobby. every equestrian ive ever seen is a woman

see if i was at the met gala, i would pay tribute to my favourite de goya painting by eating my own infant son right there on the red carpet

rap lyrics about rejecting someone elses girlfriend are always more harsh than lyrics about having sex with her. by rejecting her not only are you saying your rival's girlfriend is cheating, but that shes not pretty enough to cheat with, AND that you are a better man, you respect their relationship

supervillain in an armchair with a cat on their lap but the cat is doing claw biscuits digging into their skin and the villain is visibly wincing and cringing in pain through their evil monologue

vocal training keeps telling me to talk out of my chest, not my head. and at first i thought "but of course i talk out of my head, thats where my thoughts are" so i keep having to remind myself: most men dont think when they talk

ive never smoked anything that wasnt weed and i never will but i get this urge to hold a cig in my hands and drag from it, which i think might just be stimming idk. sometimes ill "take a hit" off of like, a pencil that im holding

smiling friends is to 4chan users what rick and morty is for redditors

i dont understand the fantasy of murrsuiting exactly. like isnt the illusion ruined? bc visually youre a guy with a crotch zipper with human flesh poking through, doesnt that mess up the fantasy of fucking an anthro monster creature

pms'ing so im putting together a compilation of my fave whimpering

mmngngnhhh.... dilfs....

my post of a painting that took like a whole day of work got 1 like and my post about explicit superbat yaoi got 3. okay. interesting website on here

im reading a superbat yaoi doujinshi rn and why is the art style so fucking good wtf. this guy put his whole pussy into drawing clark kent and bruce wayne fucking omg

i was about to post "is anyone else a good writer but a terrible visual artist" and im gonna be frank. ive realized im bad at both

i should be studying for an exam but im too busy losing my mind over a fictional man

I JUST SAW A THIRST EDIT OF A CHARACTER SO GOOD MY WHOLE BODY CLENCHED AND I GASPED AND LIKE. LOST ABILTIY TO THINK. FHUFHSJDJFNCKF I NEED HIM I ENED HIM

"shy but eager" is possibly the most erotic expression you could possibly give a male character

thank fuck my stupid end of term essay is done now i can draw bondage porn in peace

2 dog girl princesses. sisters. one is a cute puppy girl with a pink dress and a cone hat and sweet glittery eyes. the other is a badass warrior hound princess with big claws and cool armor. :)

i really appreciate that studio ghibli doesnt milk their properties by making sequels. like there isnt a ponyo 2 and there never will be. the story ends where it ends and its up to you, the viewer, to make up your own idea of what happens to the characters once its done

the rockstar is a sort of tragic theatrical character, similar to pierrot

cant believe kmfdm wrote a song about me

testing my antidepressant strength by playing rage games

if dc was real you know gym bros would be taking bane venom to do more reps and claiming its "not that bad for you"

having a real jam of a time trying to learn how to write good alt text for art

i cant fucking stand that bang bang bang til i take you down song on tiktok it pisses me off so bad. it does the same thing to my brain that invincible does idk

i am fighting for my fucking life against nausea right now

motherfuckers on itchio will make a pdf thats like two pages of some bullshit and then expect ten whole dollars from you for it

being in a fandom where you have to snipe the incest ships out of the tags of every website before you look makes you lose faith in humanity really fast

completely bullshitting my way through a paper about covid mandates right now. i think i hate my professor

posts from me take 3 forms: 1) stupid shit like "ate cheese today" 2) long winded rant which includes death threats 3) eroticizing and sexually fantasizing about the idea of a man doing something entirely non-sexual

i dont need to fuck him. i need to slowlyyyyy unsheath the sword from the scabbard on his hip as he watches me do it, handle almost lazily loose and borderline groping at the pommel, his eyes intense looking up at me with acceptance and lust

the phrase "i know it like the back of my hand" means nothing to artists. i still dont know how to draw hands and ive literally had them attached to my own wrists since i was born

drawing is such bullshit im literally uploading photos of my own hand to my drive because i dont know how to draw hands

my final exam essay for communications media is 1,208 words. my nsfw x reader fanfiction that i wrote in the same timeframe is 3,682. ive written THREE TIMES as many words to describe me putting that fictional man into a pretzel and sucking the soul out of him. dear lord

i think we as humans fart in the morning because our buttholes tighten at night to prevent invaders from crawling up there and causing havoc (i.e. cockroaches)

i dont like women (like in a gay way im not misogynist) but the way sapphics describe women and how theyre attractive makes me understand the appeal. im like yeahhhh i get it i get how you see it

i love trans men

havent eaten any real food all day. motherfucking french fries

when i die i want to be reincarnated as a fat rescue dog thats owned by a couple of gay millenials who is spoiled ridiculously every day and fed like a medieval king

i want to hear him breathe

yall will say "i listen to everything" but then whine and cry when rap comes on

its so funny when people's self insert ocs are super hot and they selfship with just. the most interesting looking character

the "he would not fucking say that" post but its me reading x reader and im talking about myself. i would not fucking say that