i really liked my day in the life tiktok so here she is <3

made a day in the life tiktok and it was honestly so much work like sorry influencers for everything ive said www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DnoPKP/

me last night

there is no greater gift than rain when you’re hungover

at brunch and espresso martinis are $22… maybe i do support the death penalty

in bed, lights out, begging boyfriend to go to the clurb to shake ass for zohran

birthday weekend was a success <3

this is way too horny for a glasses store

been posting on tiktok a lot more recently and even had one blow up 🤭 so making a plug to my dear oomfs here to find me there!! some of you divas already have <3 www.tiktok.com/@mediocrehom...

im sorry but giselle not customizing anything for stacey was housewives gold

no thank u <3

there is nothing more new york than the amount of attitude the moderators of this debate are giving

went to a bottomless espresso martini brunch and this was the resulting review

brought out the pink lamborghini just to race with Chyna brought the wraith to chyna, just to race in china lil bad trini bitch, but she mixed with china real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to china

testing out the iPhone 17 Pro’s drunk selfie capabilities

fave hungover hobby is ordering two distinct meals for dinner bc i can’t choose and i shouldn’t have to

sent a glass of wine to victoria justice tonight and i’ve never felt c*ntier

god i love a mediocre sitcom

how did i used to get h*gh and go to trader joe’s

and i’d do it again

too nice out to be in the office — i just packed my bag and walked directly past my boss and out the door <3

omgg trump was spotted !!

4 drinks deep and liking insta stories of my former coworker’s kid’s first day of kindergarten

you ever have a hookup so bad you decide to change your entire life

dental hygienist went to town on my gums today — hurts so good

freakier friday was a masterpiece

keeping an eye out for selener

texts you wake up to from your ER doctor friend

when i was 17 i got into a car accident while the song Bleeding Love was playing on the radio

at the gym and they’re playing bags by clairo… great song but insane pick for the vibe

seeing tourists come to nyc excited to try bl*nk street coffee makes my eye twitch

a neti pot hates to see tate mcrae coming

ginger minj they could never make me hate you

New Lena Dunham and Meg Stalter show just used the song Itty Bitty Piggy in a scene and i’ve actually never felt more joy

why am i always the sweatiest commuter on the train — like how are you divas bone dry

heyy we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe

heyy we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe

gia is a gunn

boatin bois

why do the AJLT writers hate miranda soooo much

so hungover i saw myself in the mirror at the bagel place and laughed

i’m so good at compartmentalization it feels like a mental illness

I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di

hearing people on work calls in the delta lounge is so embarrasing like omggg you guys all sound soooo silly

has the new pope been to happy camper

wait what happened to olivia pope

new pope just dropped

was on the floor at brat last night shaking my lil ass and today i can barely move cuz i’ve thrown my back out — the duality of your late 20s

hey divas! selling 2 brat tickets for this Wednesday 04/30 at barclays :) dm if interested!