⠀ ⠀ humanoid typhoon . ⠀

⠀ ( Chopping up vegetables. Aggressively. ) ⠀

⠀ Thinkin’ bout getting breast reduction surgery. ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕎𝔸ℕ𝕋𝔼𝔻 ⨳ $$ 𝟔𝟎,𝟎𝟎𝟎,𝟎𝟎𝟎,𝟎𝟎𝟎 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ꞋꞌꞋꞌ 人 間 台 風 ꞋꞌꞋꞌ ⠀ ⠀

𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 Okay but what if I made a Orcawood AU Roleplay account ⠀

⠀ 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 I’m alive I prommy 🙏 ⠀

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐈𝐍' ? #mvrp × #rpsky × #anirp × #animerp × #supernaturalrp × #jjkrp × #jujutsukaisenrp

⠀ Blink. Bliiiiink. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 Curious, hit me with whatcha think!

⠀ MY SHAYLA… ⠀

⠀ Sighing with relief he nods and takes a step back with an exaggerated sigh. “I know that!…it just looks so informal—! I mean..hell imagine if I had to go out and look for work looking like that! I had one or two people ask me if you put yer damn jacket in with mine that’s how bad it is!” ⠀

⠀ “The uh. Under shirt for my suit is. Pink now.” And quite frankly he didn’t know what the hell to do about it! “I look RIDICULOUS! What the hell kind of priest wears—gOD- just, know anyone who has bleach or something?” ⠀

⠀ “He doesn’t shut up and can be entertaining as shit…total nutcase.” He chuckles, taking a cigarette out and lighting it. ⠀

⠀ 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 Making Nicholas do some unserious hit cause I’m bored ⠀

⠀ “Go talk to Vash then, I’m sure he’ll fix that issue in a matter of seconds.” ⠀

⠀ Silently walking over to @60billion.bsky.social and without any words just standing there after putting his face against his shoulder. Unusual for him there’s no suit in sight. Instead he’s wearing…Pajamas?… “I um. Did a thing. By accident.” ⠀

⠀ 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 THIS IS PERFECT STOPPP ⠀

⠀ More than familiar with Vash’s weird and unusual-ness he allows the guy to do his thing while simultaneously patting his back and ruffling at his hair. “There’s a reason I’m called Wolfwood!” With Vash’s brief explanation of things his silliness falters and he gives him a serious look. ⠀

⠀ 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 Live Nicholas reaction ⠀

⠀ Yep. Slammed right on the ground. What more could he have expected from the humanoid typhoon? The most scary and brutal of all gunmen? The infamous double dollar man? “This some weird ritual plants do?” He comments sarcastically, staying static still until deciding to awkwardly wrap his— ⠀

⠀ He *had been* worried although he probably shouldn’t have been. Vash was a grown man. Strong and more than capable of handling himself and keeping himself safe. But with Knive’s recent antics? Anxiety was an instinct. “Whatever. Jus’ cause it’s been way too quiet without all yer yammering— ⠀

⠀ “HEY!! Yer gonna get my suit all gross and smelly!” He complains as if that’s ever stopped Vash. Knowing it wouldn’t, he rolls his eyes, smiles, and opens up his arms for Vash to inevitably crash into. “Whatcha want you big dumb idiot?” ⠀

⠀ Cocking an eyebrow and looking at him. “Somethin’ wrong?” ⠀

⠀ Blink. Bliiiiink. “What, Spikey?” ⠀

⠀ Staring at him. And I mean REALLY staring at him. “Where the hell have you been?! You had me worried sick, haven’t seen your babbling ass in days!” ⠀

⠀ “That. Hurt. Yea no that hurt.” ⠀

⠀ “Oh he can’t be that bad! He’s just a little guy. How bad can he be?” He coos while watching over it. He’s half tempted to continue asking more about the guy. Not wanting to be rude however he halts that just for now. “Sanzo, huh? Nice to meet you and your friend.” ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ❪ 𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗒𝗌𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗀𝖾. ❫ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀BLEACH; TYBW. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀ “Oh wow, whatcha make there? Cookies? Cakes? Bread? I’m an avid cookie baker when I get the time and place.” Which…was definitely rare. But he did love doing it! ⠀

⠀ YES!!! That ⠀

⠀ ( THE most ungodly squeal you have ever heard. ) ⠀

⠀ ( Chuckle ) Liiiiike a guy that…uh…I dunno how to explain it. ⠀

⠀ Nodding, Wolfwood takes a sip with a melodic him. By the look on his face, he likes it! Not something he’s really had before. Unfortunately Gunsmoke’s bars lack anything fancy. If this counted as fancy he didn’t know! But it seemed so to him anyway. “You make these for a living or somethin?” ⠀

⠀ Glad ya realized! ⠀

⠀ Like the happy idiot he is he watches her make it with a hum before fumbling around for his wallet and sliding her a couple of dollars. He wouldn’t let such kind act go unpaid! “What’s in it?” ⠀

⠀ 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿. ⠀

⠀ Glaaaaare. Then loud, over dramatic sigh. Saying there was something with his name on it yet not allowing him to know its contents?! Worst heartbreak of all! He was no good with surprises. “Fine, then not a word ‘bout yers is coming from me.” ⠀

⠀ Taking a loooong swig of the drink the stranger had so kindly poured he nods a little before speaking up. “This is the good kind! What is it, bourbon? Yer spoiling me!” ⠀

⠀ “HEYYYY ya can’t just say that!! How am I gonna sleep? Give me a hint!” ⠀