So, you take your daughter to an #AEW show dressed as Orange Cassidy and she gets pulled into the ring alongside the Conglomeration. How worried are you when Roddy Strong, who hurls Orange around all the time, picks her up?

Here's my #ForbiddenDoor picks for tonight. Not gone with what I think is gonna happen for the most part, but what would make the most interesting story. Snacks are being prepped and hopefully it'll be cool enough to fully enjoy later on. #AEW #CMLL #NJPW #Stardom

Mentioned to my friend that I technically get HBO Max for nothing and she wanted to see if we could find a new show to watch together. We're still going through the library, but it's good to know that well know DC Comic characters like Blade are being represented here.

So, did #AEWCollision just say it would be on at 1am for everyone else and then change to 2am at the last fucking second, or is it just me that Tony Khan hates because he knows I'm a better booker than him who would lead #AEW to a golden age?

Oh my fucking grap gods! The reign! The reign! THE REIGN!!! This man is operating on another level right now. Full Interview: youtu.be/M4s_2NvOLwg #AEW

Finally found an air conditioner that's both in stock, doesn't need installation (thanks Council, guess I'll die), and isn't dispatched anywhere within the next 1-5 months. Should arrive Tuesday. Woke up to this this morning, after begging #dog face in the heat we've been having for days. I kept...

Really want Skye to take this whole thing (especially if Thekla loses her title to Stardom). Ridiculously fun and dedicated hard worker who is the only one in the running to not hold a title in #AEW or one of its big partners. It's a crime she's not risen higher already.

It's the reactions that make this great. - Mox "well that happened" ing and just getting on with business. - Marina going into mother mode and helping him up. - Yuta just losing it and realising following Mox off camera is the best bet. - Dan's "you made a boo boo and CAN NEVER FORGET" smirk. #AEW

Ignore the mess in the background. Literally not moving today to conserve as much cool as possible. Slightly damp flannel on dog to help her keep cool. I've got ice cold lemonade with frozen dragon fruit chunks. Walked at 3:30am because that's as cool as it got today. Interestingly, I remember...

Iiiiit's Hotday, you sweat what that means! Temperature should finally be below 20⁰C by the time Dynamite is over so, rather than going to bed, I'll be taking my dog for a walk at 4am to avoid the 36⁰C weather incoming today then sobbing in front of a fan until I pass out. #AEW #AEWDynamite

AEW Canadian viewers Dynamite is on TSN 5 tonight due to FIFA on TSN2 Set your DVR's accordingly! #AEWDynamite #AEW #wrestlesky

Just got everything battened down against the heat and left the dog on her cooling mat watching YouTube. I enter the living room to find this on my screen from a video titled "Bully Ray Has Bitten Off More Than He Can Chew..." Shame. #AEW

Dont forget that a lot of medications interact badly with hot weather. Many prevent temp regulation and can cause you to dehydrate faster. Simply drinking water isn't enough to combat that. Please be careful and listen to your body. TIP: Liquid iv sachets are a god send.

Wait, I'm the new Prime Minister of the UK because my fried chicken recipe is "a better plan than anyone else has had in years"? Um, okay, feels like a setup but with the bar as low as it's been for 20 years, let's give it a try. First, #AEWAllIn will be live on all UK channels for free.

🎶Soooooome-Bully once told me It's only good in the E. He ain't the sharpest tool in the Fed. Thinks he knows how to sell out shows; If he's booked the crowd up and goes. Too many fucking chair shots to the head! Bubba... is an asshole... is a scumbag... we all know.🎶 #WrestleSky

Iiiiit's Sunday (and an hour after everyone in America started this show), you know what that means! Ah say, ah say, boy. I will mostly be reacting this #AEWCollision as a giant cartoon chicken. #AEW

What the hell? Another late start for #AEWCollision? I checked last week after that one had a late start and it said this one would be on at its normal time. One is rather annoyed #AEW. Don't make a habit of it.

This afternoon's plan: Load of us are putting on face masks, making the same meal, and video calling while we watch an opera singer vocally dissect rock music and have blatant orgasms over Sebastian Bach's voice. So, you know, guys night!

and what is the crime—enjoying her succulent penis? this is democracy manifest!

Gutted for Fox, but can't deny the lightning in a bottle that Lio Rush has captured with the reinvention of the Blackheart. I only hope that it means Fox climbs higher though, as he's so damn good. Also, that may well have been Action Andretti's best match, that I've seen anyway. #ROH

Screaming into the void I know but

New on MyAEW: - Capital City Championship Combat Mixtape 1 - Produce Superpower Slam (plus Pro Files) - Limitless Wrestling (12 episodes) - Create A Pro and WrestlePro (4 episodes) - Warrior Wrestling (5 episodes) Most of these additions seem to be episodes featuring current AEW talent. #ROH #AEW

Iiiiit's Wednesday, you know what that means! Men volunteer to be put in a cage, future champions will meet for a talk that might be the highlight of a wrestling focused show based on last time Ospreay was in this position, and HE may hath risen back to us. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Looked into this one and it's sadly as legit as it comes. For anyone who's been around wrestling Reddit, you'll know one of the few breaths of fresh air there was WrestleGirl. Always looking to enhance the fun of the place, she made Reddit feel like... well, not Reddit. #AEW #WrestleSky

This primer was put together to help dispel false preconceptions about wrestling that were likely built by the current US President claiming to like it.

Home and mildly annoyed. My Uber driver refused to take my prior identified and identity carded seizure alert dog, drove off while I was telling him to cancel the trip so someone else could take me, and then swung around and tried to fucking drive over us both. Took me two hours to get myself...

Just blocked this anti #AEW guy to save him time, and me the trouble of seeing him being smug about it again. Before doing so, I figured I'd have a look at the lists he's on and... How exactly does one get on MULTIPLE grifter, crypto, bot, AND genocide friendly lists? Honestly, kinda impressive.

Iiiiit's Sunday, you know what that means! Anyone who thinks all CM Punk fans would follow him to #AEW now, all AEW fans would welcome him, and all AEW staff could work through it... is banned from #AEWCollision. Also who seems to be an angry Osmond brother Bad Dude Tito is starting against Kenny.

While this 5starbooker thing gets intergender matches, it fails to grasp the vision of two infecty black ichor people facing off in a mystically misty match. The completely intergender #AEW Intermistion sadly has its weakest match as part of its namesake.

Anyone in the UK got experience of Universal Credit and Carer's Allowance? My friend's wife died last month and she cut off her CA on time, getting just two payments of it within the UC assessment period. That totals £172.90. She's just got her payment notification for UC and they're taking...

Iiiiit's Thursday, you know what that means... ...unless you're absolutely sure that it means the Death Riders were a Romper Stomper skinhead group who were totally going to be run by Shane McMahon. Yeah, nothing means or ever meant that. Anyway, back to sanity. #AEW #AEWDynamite

I remember my time on the old #Fable boards, talking to fans and devs alike, and making detailed posts that outlined so much of what's shown in the simulation part of this video. It actually earned me an enemy named after me in the third game. This design? This is MY Fable.

hi, wrestling expert here! this is not funny, wrestlers only do this when they're in extreme distress. 🤼‍♂️

New on MyAEW: - Dark has finally made its way in, with a new episode being posted every single day - New episode of ROH from Tuesday night - Dynamite Archives 2019 to 2021 - PPV archive seeks to have been made complete up to 2023 (2024 onwards still being made available as and when) #ROH #AEW

Okay, you guys want a laugh? Search for "just a friendly soul good vibes" (without quotes) to see the latest bot incursions. All following and liking each other too. Seems like there's about fifty of them. Found them in the likes of a bot whose replies were accidentally set up to be made as posts.

Conglomerate them! Conglomerate all over them right fucking now!!! Any combination of the Conglomeration and Speedball would be money... and keep the Ball out of the garden where the monsters live. #AEW

Looks like #Fable is heating up.

Clanker alert, #AEW. You're going to want to block @harper-scouts.bsky.social before they start taking up room from normal people.

Oh, fuck this bot shit! Get them both blocked, #AEW.

Iiiiit's Saturday, you know what that means! Only a couple of hours until Mox versus @theleemoriarty.bsky.social. You guys know I'm high on tech guys in general, Lee specifically, and Mox having hit a level where he can only wrestle guys he thinks should be top of the card. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Dave Meltzer belting out Coldplay's Yellow at karaoke: "Look at the stars; See how they shine for you, And the Tokyo Dome too." #AEW

Kinda ironic that I sit down this morning with my morning coffee and find out that Anthony Stuart Head has passed away yesterday. I grew up along with him trying to pull a neighbour by forgetting to buy coffee, before training local vampire slayers, of course. Thanks for the memories, Giles.

Me, watching the new #ResidentEvil (Code) Veronica trailer.

Off to bed. Text a friend to "wake me up" if I don't get in touch by a certain time in the morning as we've got an early meet. Spend the next twenty minutes sourcing and making this. #AEW

Iiiiit's Wednesday, you know what that means! Ospreay VS Davis. Speedball VS Knight. And the Wild Card reveal for the Owen Hart Cup Tournament, women's bracket. Who you got? Me? I like a wild card to be really wild sooooo... #AEW #AEWDynamite

It's fine... So fine. #AEW

I think y'all are being unfair here. Just because EVERY other NXT Great American Bash has taken place in July and August, not June, before now. And just because only one of the last ten Slammiversaries have been outside of July too. And just because both announced after the #AEW announcement...

Right then, time grab my #dog and do her nails. She, uh, loves it.

When the crew put the WrestleMania sign too high. #WrestleSky

Turns out his shadow kinds skimmed his story and has mixed a lot of it up with random Beavis & Butthead episodes. #AEW