Listening to @wafflybollox.bsky.social today and apparently there are catfishes going around in the wrestling circles. Me: You don't say... #AEW

If #AEW pulled a wrestling tournament where the matches were ignored and a fan vote determined the champion there would be a world class hissy fit. The idea is... is...

Renee competing with the Frat House as a member of the rich kid frat house they have to beat in a boat race to become the top frat on campus. #AEW #AEWCollision

Hill I'll die on? The #AEW social media manager has earned more video packages and promo time than fucking Rush has.

🎶Bald. B-b-bald b-b-bald b-b-bald b-b-bald ba-ald. Bald bald bald bald bald bald b-b-b-b-ba-bald.🎵 #AEW

Iiiiit's Thursday, you know what that means! Three straight hours of Dynamite (legally split into a two hour Dynamite with an attached one hour Collision for contracted content fulfillment purposes) and more than a couple of surprises coming our way. Not you, SEScoops. #AEW #AEWDynamite

QTP with a cartoon with an awesome theme song.🎶 I still find myself singing this randomly.

Love that Claudio is setting up stories for years to come with the absolute loathing he shows when he looks at either of The Dogs. And Finlay sending it right back to him too. These two know exactly what they're doing. #AEW #AEWCollision

But daddy, *stamps foot* I love her! #AEW

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: - Red Dwarf - #AEW Dynamite - Taskmaster - Babylon 5 - Dark - Golden Girls - Money Heist - Robin Of Sherwood - Another - The Wire - Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi - Blackadder Goes Forth - Transformers Armada - Daredevil - Harpers Island

Did nobody tell you guys that only the monkeys drink tea here? And they make it from bags.

Watching Weapons, and we've all managed to get to it unspoiled. Something just happened that made us all go "What the fuck?" only for the character on screen to yell it out the very next moment. 🤣 So far, incredible film. Hope it holds up the quality.

Takeshita: "You should." #AEW

How could he get to this position and then betray the kids he's a role model to by smoking? #AEW #AEWDynamite

Iiiiit's Thursday, you know what that means! And if you don't, then where have you been babycakes? What? I call everyone babycakes. Yes, especially your mum. Anyway, four title matches with the first one starting... now, babycakes. So, uh, your mom mention me at all? #AEW #AEWDynamite

Even the fucking AI videos have started doing WHAT chants over WWE videos before the lizard people inside the skin suits start feeding. This is genuinely terrifying to listen through and also the source of many of the people criticising #AEW.

Reposting because fuck Bubba Ray.

Mmmmmurderboating. #AEW

Iiiiit's Sunday, 2:30am is far too late/early to start a show, you know what that means! Ooooo, starting strong with the Glom Glom Gang and Roddy has a new Orange Cassidy style shirt! Love this bromance! #AEW #AEWCollision

Too hot today. Just got home drenched in sweat. Thankfully, unlike Stokely on #AEW, I have something to cool me off.

Some days I just do more exercise than others, but this is getting ridiculous. Small chance my step counter is bust. I've only just left the house and already hit almost ten million steps with a walking time of 1,407 hours. Busy day.

Onto #ThePitt Season 1 Episode 5. Quick read of what I posted last time reminds me we ended on someone dropping in the waiting room. And we're opening on the same guy and a nurse callously sating he dropped. I would never... 😮

Anyone got the over-under on Timeless Toni Storm calling Statlander Shida's "cunt-oichi" when she returns? #AEW

14 quotes so far. Just gonna go grab some popcorn and (no pun) hunker down with them. You see, dude, pro wrestling has long been associated with WWE and its politics. But while they're the largest a shittiest game in town, they're not the only one. Wrestling as a whole leans left. The fans tend...

Iiiiit's Wednesday, etc etc... Somehow I'm still awake despite my step counter telling me I beat my personal best today. Suppose I'd best get some cereal and settle down for #AEWDynamite. Awww shucks, however will I cope. #AEW

Wake up. Neck hurts. For some reason I'm hanging off the edge of the bed rather than on my expensive pillow. Look down.

AEW will no longer have future PPVs stream on TrillerTV #AEW

Not normally one to share tweets (mostly through not being there or caring) but this found its way into my feeds this morning and just fucking LOL at this story. I'm currently pissed at #AEW for dropping the UnAcclaimed story, and they're still miles ahead of this.

Is there a way we can use this tech to link to wrestler ankles and wrists, #AEW?

Wow, I wonder what innocent "skeet" about WrestleMania this guy did that made "an #AEW incel" block him? Oh, only one on his timeline so it must be this one where he's talking up the guy who by all including his own accounts would've raped that woman has he not been too drunk when Vince called.

Feeling rough this morning so chucked on YouTube and, after CHUGS finished RE9, I let it throw gaming videos at me. If there's any gamers reading this, let me know one thing. Do you understand the concept of focused fire in games? How stopping moving and not hammering the trigger tightens your aim?

Just curled up with a friend and our dogs to watch The Monkey. This thing is listed on Prime Video as "Horror, Dark" and what they neglect to mention is it's fucking hilarious and very much meant to be. Highly recommend to anyone who wants Final Destination with more of a sense of humour. 7/10 🪓s

In other news, WWE fans being disappointed with the WrestleMania build cope by saying that Tony Khan (derogatory) isn't Vince (complimentary). Bashing #AEW in a way that actually compliments it really is the way these people mate with each other, eh?

Okay, on to #ROH and about fifteen minutes before I can grind coffee without risking waking my neighbours nastily. Survival of the fittest for the women? Cool. Don't know how I missed that. Might have to go over the old shows and see if there was a special. Starting with Lacey Lane and Big Billie.

Continuing my #ThePitt series 1 watch with episode 4. Despite Dr Robby's (terrible name) protests, there is definitely a problem with paediatrics. I'm putting money on this going back to his COVID trauma again with that being an emergency ward, as was happening at the time.

How's a guy meant to cook a roast when he's trapped like this?

Let's have a wee look at #AEWCollision that showed up early this week. Starting with Adam Copeland, and his declaration that he is the world's biggest Starfield fan. Good boy is taking the titles out of the equation and doing making him and Christian matter like they should. #AEW

Okay, so #AEW FAST Channel. Cody and Brandi Rhodes are seemingly decorating a Christmas tree with small dogs, for some reason. The door goes. There's a Christmas gift there but nobody around, implying whoever left it ran off onto their property somewhere. The gift is addressed to both of them...

Darby: *wins the title* BlueSky Devs: Hit the emergency stop! #AEW #AEWDynamite

I am once again requesting that the kids shirts be made available in adult sizes! #AEW

It's Wednesday, you know what that means! "Like it was nothing!" #AEW #AEWDynamite

New on MyAEW: - The FAST Channel finally added to the streaming apps - 5 hour 28 minute video on Jericho's best moments - Top 10 moments of the week videos gave started to be added (1st of April to the 7th of April is the first one) #ROH #AEW

Back from the hospital. They wanted to keep me another night but it's Wednesday, you know what that means. Also my message to my friend didn't fucking deliver (in 2026!) so my poor dog has been without her dinner last night. Found her fast asleep on my pillow and the moment I spoke she flew at...

I think stuff like this is important to share. A lot of us (and this is regardless of gender identity) don't actually realise that we've fallen into the traps that abusers set and we often need that one moment that makes us blink at the world as we see the light.

Iiiiit's Sunday, you know what that means! PPV picks, PPV picks as far as the eye can see. #AEW #AEWDynasty

Bah, #AEWCollision isn't on for another hour. I have forced sugary awakeness when I should be going to bed early so I can get to it quicker. Looks like it gets worse (2:30am start on the 25th) before finally returning to normal on the 5th of May. Fine, back to Perseverance Mills it is. #AEW

I hate doing my dog's physio. Painful stretches and joint manipulations followed by using an infrared laser machine on a total of 16 different spots for 30 seconds each, knowing that the heat of it hurts her but it is a greater good when it comes to her health. She's always so exhausted after.

Everything You Need To Know About #AEWDynasty

Why did nobody tell me that Wintermute Episode 5 was released??? For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, check out the attached video and read on. June 2015. That's when The Long Dark launched on Xbox One as part of their Game Preview (early access) program. I tried the limited demo...

Right, STILL waiting for my parcel that was meant to be delivered on the 2nd. Gonna watch #ROH while I wait. And we're opening with Ortiz looking somewhat familiar.