Ate half a bowl of cereal before realising it was infested with pantry moths. Wbu?

Bought a comically oversized Hawaiian shirt for a fancy dress party 15 years ago. Sadly, weight and weather have escalated to such a point that it's the only comfortable top I've worn all week.

Was minded today of all the "Dept. Heaven" games on PSP that I own and finished and cannot remember a single thing about. A bit like The Last Remnant on the 360. Endless JRPGs which I spent hours playing but have left no mark in my life. Have I wasted my time on this Earth?

[Extremely Mac DeMarco voice] REAL SAUSAGES! REAL MASH!

Hate it, don't use it BUT it is objectively funny when someone tries to use AI to support their (normally right-wing) argument and the response comprehensively disproves what they're saying.

Only watched the last few series so I'm a newcomer but the one thing I've learned about ardent Taskmaster fans is that they're absolutely miserable about everything.

True Head Heads are raising a glass tonight to the original Adam Klaus.

Look, it's nearly bedtime and I don't want to cause you any unnecessary stress which may impact a good sleep so I'll just come out and say it: I'm over the hump in Mina The Hollower.

A bit annoying how everyone's got their own Discord forum now so if you just want to download some ray tracing mod for a decade old game, you have to join one with a general chat populated with people like this:

Was likely in the pit of a mighty depression during some of it but - amongst my 1000 hours in Destiny 2 - I'll remember working out how to play music through proximity chat and then blasting Let Me Show You by Camisra on repeat in the Tower while doing a DJ emote. It was all good fun.

Quite upsetting that young people have parasocial relationships with elite footballers or platinum-selling musicians or queer-baiting film stars and my parasocial relationships are all with balding men in their 30s and 40s who host podcasts.

Arteta's Rattling Reds have taken their final scalp on the TL.

Absolute irony of posting this but staggered folk are still doing miserable cunt gimmicks in 2026.

Last night I watched the 2002 Sly Stallone thriller D-Tox (a very generous 3*) and finished Aliens Infestation (2.5*) on the DS and the HD version of Arkham Origins Blackgate (2.5*). An aggressively mediocre Friday night.

Having to watch the bulk of Jean Rollin's The Night of the Hunted at 1pm on a Sunday afternoon because I keep trying to watch it at night when everyone else has gone to bed and falling asleep after about 5 minutes. Well I guess this is growing up.

Reposting this feels a bit like grandstanding but here we are again.

There's a lassie on Virgin Island who's conventionally attractive and is there for religious/medical reasons, and I've seen her described as "smurfing in low elo" and I can't share how funny that is with anyone I actually know.

IT WAS RELEASED 15 YEARS AGO, MATE

Is PONPONPON by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu still part of the broader cultural diet?

There's a recurring musical motif in the 1993 erotic thriller Snapdragon, featuring Pamela Anderson, that uses the same notes as the end of the verses to Fall On Me by REM. You don't get that kind of insight in snarky Letterboxd reviews.

I've probably given more money to Charles Cecil over my lifetime than any member of my own family.

Only for one stage, mind. He might be some sort of psychic paedophile? Hard to tell but I enjoyed it. It's a decently good game, I'm telling you.

No-one told me so it was a fun surprise but there's no chance you're thinking of playing High On Life 2 so I'll just ruin it for you now: Joe Pera is in it.

Easy Delivery Co. on Game Pass worth a couple of hours of your bank holiday weekend. A Short Hike meets Euro Truck Simulator. Seen some folk mention an undercurrent of Silent Hill but not for me, Clive. Could have stood to do with more game to it but it's enough to keep away the real world.

Had the "how the fuck is it 2am?!" jump scare.

Delighted that this was actually recognised by the game as a relevant plot point. Both the Paranormasight games are subtly so clever.

Going to do a live talks over of the fake live stream of that lad who killed his girlfriend. (Actually wild that you can just go and watch it on YouTube right now but I suppose it itself is not a crime. Fascinatingly grim)

Didn't happen after the Manchester synagogue attack during Yom Kippur. Or after the Bondi Beach shooting during Hanukkah. Or today after the most obvious display of antisemitism on a simple Monday. But I still hold out hope that I will eventually see some support for the Jewish community On Here.

Found you in Pokopia.

Becoming the world's first and only Tilly Norwood stan.

Played the Steam demo of Shutter Story and really liked it: store.steampowered.com/app/3798860/... Didn't shit me up but gave me the willies. Something quite chilling about being tasked with looking at photos and purposefully *trying* to see horrible things.

Happy #InternationalWomensDay

Getting so pissed off at Drilbur saying his habitat isn't dark enough when it's basically a cave. Nearly 40.

Thought of this and had to get it out of my system. Sorry, thanks.

We've not had curtains in the living room for a week due to alterations and I've struggled to do my pre-bed wind down gaming as drunk students have been heckling me out the window for my errant deductions in Sherlock Holmes: Crimes & Punishments.

Idly wondered whether Róisín Murphy was still dabbling in the old transphobia, since she's dropped off the cultural purview. Seems she's stopped dabbling and has Scrooge McDucked into a big shining sea of the stuff. Like one of those ASMR mums who got big into "adrenachrome".

To counterbalance two gripes: I thought Relooted (store.steampowered.com/app/3255890/...) was a multiplayer heist game so ignored it but it's actually a single-player heist game and does cool stuff with settings and characters and it's mainly been missed by everyone except racists so give it a go.

Another minor irritation with the world: starting watching Down Cemetery Road and while I understand shows constantly spoil the next episode or series because you won't put your phone down, this OPENS with "here's what's about to happen in the show you've just started". Ridiculous carry on.

Been spoiled on a character reveal in Resident Evil Requiem by the Steam trading card I just got. You can't just enjoy things in peace anymore.

Shout out anyone else who spent the first hour of the new Paranormasight completely maxing out their diving stats before doing anything else.

Fancied playing Avowed but, alas, I have Gamer Brain so have started Pillars of Eternity instead - for fear that I'll not get a reference I probably won't notice unless pointed out to me. Having a great time with it, at least. Not played a proper nerd CRPG for a while because I'm a grown-up.

WiZmans World Re; Try released today and has provided you with the disparaging reaction image you've been looking for.

Listened to the live album while doing the washing up. Great stuff overall. Kylie did add "In My Arms" for the South America leg and I found out she did "Turn It Into Love(!)" once in Japan (not on this release). I don't think I'd bother turning up to life after getting that.

Realise I might get cancelled for this but I've had enough of trying to be right-on and respect prevailing opinion: I like the tasks in The Traitors.

My slight issue with TR-49 is that, due to professional interest, I keep thinking it's called IR-35.

People (men) retelling their multiplayer game adventures is like listening to someone describe a dream. Not in it, wasn't there, don't care.

Sorry to say but I've given in and just refer to all film discs as "DVDs" in the house now. Not worth getting into the format wars or explaining the benefit of a dual-layer blu-ray.

As a former musician, I don't believe bands *should* get paid as it directly affects and contradicts the purity of artistic expression, so this Spotify story is actually good. TONE: half serious (whatever happened to selling out?)

Been watching the 4K boxset of Seinfeld this year (yes, yes, somebody's earning). Besides it still being the funniest sitcom ever made, it's just superbly shot. Not to say people don't care about their craft these days but I think technology means people don't need to care as much. (AI bad, etc.)