Everytime I think about John Carpenter shitting on The Substance, I think of how bad Ghosts of Mars was

I think what I've learned from this depressive episode versus my last one is that people who genuinely care about you will actually listen to you, they won't go out of their way to purposely misunderstand you.

HER becoming another shitty Match Group dating app is so sad and tragic. I'm glad I met my throuple off it before it went to shit

I've considered top surgery but like, I really like my boobs and I like having my boobs touched

I wanna make out with girls, gays, and theys

Give it up for my partners, who survived my bi-yearly depressive episode 😭 I love them so much

My juicy boy puss is craving dick so bad 😭

Just has some cancelations on me so my shoot schedule is open! If you're in Vegas and tested for the @avn.bsky.social , this is your chance to work with the only actual futanari girl in the business! Cock and pussy are so much better when they're together~ #futanari

It's crazy how much taking zinc brought my libido back. I'm like feral lately.

My fiancee is in a test window for work, and I'm doing my part by sending her nudes and teasing her ☺️

I was able to ride my fiancee cowgirl style the other night, and I'm obsessed. I gotta do it again

Reactivated this account because these are too good to not post.

@cozygams.bsky.social wins

All right, I'm here with a new offer. Whoever can make me cum, I'll name a betta after you when I restock my tanks next week.

I made a horror group for local queers and had to boot a cis guy for monopolizing the space to whine about how he has no friends, hates my city, and also not discussing horror. Dude I am TIRED, how do these guys keep finding me

I'm going to date every trans woman being vigorously pursued by a chaser

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

Get yourself a girl who can do both. 📸: @jacobstyle.bsky.social

I'm sucking dick for Dickmas

What if I twerked to the Stranger Things theme What then

Dang, I'm actually engaged and shit?? I never thought that would happen to me 😭

I didn't get much use from this swimsuit this year lmao

We will not sink away. We will not disappear. We will not stop fighting for our rights. We will persist.

I was SA'd by a drag queen when I was 5 years old...... oh wait, no, that was a Catholic school kindergarten teacher.

Why are Homestuck fans acting like it's cringy that Vivzipop is producing the Homestuck series when Homestuck famously has one of the cringiest, worst fandoms of the 2010s? 😭

I love my girlfriends so much 😭

I love muscular women so much, I wanna be them and also want them carnally

Siri can I still give head with a temporary crown

Taking a nap on the couch with my girlfriend while my other girlfriend films porn upstairs is pretty peak

Can't believe this ass is a default setting

This would be such a great pride look tbh Also I did this look being in a complete mental spiral with brain fog, and that still blows my mind lmao

Curiosity got the better of me, and I unblocked ex-friend to peep their posts. Sure enough, they made a vague post about me. It's phrased in the same tone they used to complain to me about their past failed romantic/platonic relationships, and it made me really realize something

Hooked up with a FWB I haven't fooled around with in a while and had that reminder that she does in fact play guitar lmao 🫴🍑

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

The Tragedy of Menstruation* *at my horniest on my bloodiest days

One more session on this bad boy

Waking up with two girls in your bed is pretty top tier

Wanna get back to doing this stuff again

Sometimes I think my life is dull but I unexpectedly got to film a porno yesterday and most people don't get to do that

My girlfriends are coming back today my girlfriends are coming back today my girlfriends are--

I really am down bad, I had dreams about both of them last night where we were just cuddling

found a cool retro diner with homemade pies and had to have some damn fine coffee (they didn't have cherry pie, but the apple was fantastic regardless)

Obsessed with my girlfriends. Down bad, as the kids say

People don't talk about the logistics of trying to get enough participants for an orgy enough

I haven't taken any newer photos recently, but here's some ones I did from a solo shoot in like 2023 lol

Sending this to every woman I've ever had sex with

Hate that I didn't get to enjoy last January because my brain was being cockblocked by depression and now I don't get to enjoy this January because a necrotic husk and the most divorced man are running the country

I've made more progress treating my vaginismus with loving partners and no dilators versus the five months I did dilator therapy at the suggestion of a former FWB who told me "You should pick up dilator therapy again so I can fuck you properly" lol

What if I torment one of my girlfriends by sending her nudes while she's in a test window? What if?