Tom Waits crusty hobo music cured all of my mental illnesses and then gave me new, worse ones

Happy Yes Day!

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

Anyway, here's Brian Wilson covering "Brian Wilson" www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjeW...

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

When you’re checking online to see if there are any Puerto Rican girls in your area that are just dying to meet you

You'd better start sniffing your own rank subjugation, Jack, cuz it's just you against your own tattered libido, the bank and the mortician forever, man, and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive

not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff

I think he's onto something here since a fighter that size couldn't get this deep into space on it's own

Seasons Greetings from all of us at Williams/Bally/Midway, 1997! #pinball #videogamehistory

TOTAN #Pinball: Time for some art. I always thought McMahon did great stuff but he pushed his boundaries for Arabian and it was insanely great:

Tales of the Arabian Nights #pinball dev: McMahon's early pencil sketch for the playfield.

TOTAN #pinball dev: Harem Lock keyline art by Pat McMahon. Ink on vellum.

the Chance Cards in this must be rough

Easy to take the classics for granted these days but they never really did make a better table than this one

Graeme Thomson giving Karl Wallinger the sendoff he deserves. He was a rare genius. It's nice to hear from somebody who gets that.

"You're skydiving with a Christian baby." "A baby? Why?" "A Christian baby, yes. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior."