wrapped locktober taking loads at 5am in a basement 🎃

Sorry for the lack of #fcf posts, recently jumped into my first #locktober

being naughty and playing in a friends' bed while they're away 🤭

Man idk why schools teach abstinence, someone should've just told me being a slut was expensive. Good lube? Toys? Playsheets? Rocephin shots? Ain't cheap being this cheap!

Confused why so many bars/breweries are only serving 10mg THC drinks now. I don't want to get totally stoned on one drink, and don't y'all want to sell me multiple? Like...y'all don't pour 20% ABV pints of beer for a reason.

breeding is hot but giving someone a facial while their hole is riding your face, boys... too fucking much!

so horny might be a (rare) two JO day

perfect Monday night: stoned next the falls on the riverfront, eating pizza, and reading hockey smut

Me: "I don't think this edible has kicked in yet." Also me: * is jamming on the couch to this banger: https://youtu.be/N7xn5zeJ4D4 *

survived my first Market Days, damn Chicago is a CITY

PRed my deadlifts at an out-of-town gym, caught a pair of daddies gawking at me and...fuck that is just such an ego boost. These glutes pull baby 🍑

alright, now Superliner lavs might not be as snazzy as on a fresh Delta jet, but I still got my cock out for ya

exciting putting these back in my wallet 😈

gym progress going good 🧘🏼‍♂️

Absolutely unfair tease: seeing an absolutely horse hung straight man use the hip thrust machine. Just put me down ☠️

a little post action POV for #fcf

is it #fcf yet? too early...

been a little under the weather, send nudes to cheer me up 😈

Coming off of pride, always feel disappointed how widespread coke use is here. Probably my biggest personal ick.

been so zoned into pride that I almost forgot it's #fcf

supposed to be saving this load a few more days, but fuck I'm struggling

a friend volunteered my place for a Pride orgy and tbh not mad about it 😈

what scrolling y'alls #fcf posts did to me

last night went on a fancy dinner date with someone I met off Sniffies of all places, and tbh was cuter than anything I've experienced off the more chaste apps 🥰

stoned and watching people bake sourdough on tiktok

just finished a long ass ride and I stink so bad

feeling very cum hungry, really need at least three guys to nut on my face right now

sneaking in a last second #fcf post because I am suddenly horny

Buildings in Minneapolis with vibes that would be good for a bathhouse

ugh why are freckles so fucking hot

briefs - normal everyday trunks - when bicycling boxers - when really sick jockstrap - when horny thong - when horny AND subby commando - sleep and kickball

should probs talk to my therapist about how asking someone out in-person is one of the most awkward, terrifying things I can imagine, yet I openly asked a total stranger to piss on me in front of a friend this weekend 🫣

as a lifelong twink, holy shit the ego boost I felt last night when a guy traced the outline of my almost-pecs with a finger. like these ( ๏ 人 ๏ ) are coming in!

someone explain to me why playing with other guys' nipple piercings drives me absolutely NUTS

hello, I am horny and want attention and am too impatient for #fcf

love wieners of all kinds on my tl, esp ones promoting housing affordability 🍆🏗️🌇

so worked up on adrenaline from biking that I had to let my semi breathe the second I got home

Man we need to legalize bathhouses already because Tank being one of few large cruising spaces is not it. Pretty bad when I have to firmly remove the same hand several times and then bark about consent to get someone to stop. Too much aggressive behavior goes unchecked in these informal spaces.

cleaning while stoned is kinda a blast

kinda a small load but figured the bloomfies would enjoy anyway

turns out sticking to a program and meal plan yeilds results

Amazes me how often solid, flirty conversations on dating apps die the second you suggest taking them offline. Like, is that not the whole point here?

these briefs are too small to be scrolling #fcf posts

this felt a little too forward for insta 🟢 so here ya go

alright which of my irl bloomfs gonna do this to me?

sneaking in a late #fcf entry

problem with me reading these gay hockey romance novels: I develop this unrealistic fantasy that I too can have ultra romantic tree of a man whisk me away into a life of luxury and rough sex

#fcf got me feeling a certain way

really desiring a man at least ½ taller than me to be my big spoon on the couch and watch a lighthearted movie 😭

Started reading Him (very fictional gay hockey novel) and honestly don't think a book made me precum before yesterday 🥵