[Submitted by @quants.bsky.social] sorry for not posting as of late. kinda stopped caring about this account.

smocking wed 🚬 🍃

"GTA VI won't include a disc??? that is a scam!!!!!" ah yes like any of you were gonna purchase the physical copy in the first place

it's YOUR fault we have heat waves! YOU forgot to use a paper straw! ignore US burning oil into the atmosphere

yes i pre-ordered GTA VI yes i bought the ultimate edition for 100 euros no i don't regret anything

i hate summer

"38 degrees celsius? that's normal in texas" I DON'T FUCKING LIVE IN TEXAS

i hate Telekom

flies are the most irritating insects on earth i hope these cunts go extinct asap

checking my drafts

i want y'all to know that i'm gonna be unbelievably annoying when GTA VI comes out

for those who still somewhat care about this saga: i'm writing the script for time & regret 3

religious people are the most insufferable idiots i've ever come across. they can't go 3 seconds without mentioning the bible. "you can't prove god isn't real" a sheet of paper can't confirm his existence either.

day 8. dental check up today. got my threads moved. jaw still feels heavy.

can someone get that fat orange yankee doodle retard off of my TV already i can't stand seeing this cunt a second longer

day 7. nothing really hurts but my jaw feels heavy

day 5. i wanna cry

day 4. help.

being a fan of Gaga & Madonna is great when you ain't got two bitches on the internet arguing over who's better

day 3. can’t close my mouth shut.

day 2 after wisdom teeth removal and i can't speak properly

everything hurts.

getting all four of my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow

rihanna please come back to the studio i can't stand hearing katy perry & trudeau on the radio anymore

my day was going great till i remembered that i share birthdays with yoko ono

the word "woke" spawns such an unmitigated wrath in my body it makes me wanna break something. it's been thrown around here & there to the point it now means fuck nothing. what even is this "woke" you're talking about? gay? is that what you're trying to say? gay? just say gay, you pussy.

sorry to disappoint all of you but i will not be playing in the world cup

plums

when does my free trial of adulting end i don’t like this anymore

hey bro talk tuah is on

18 years old and I still don’t know whether the euro sign comes before or after the numbers

wishing all homophobes an extremely uncomfortable month

does anyone actually like hot tamales? i have never seen anyone eat them

house pets have it way too fucking easy in life

i pulled through

woke up feeling squeamish again and remembered i have another 9 hour internship to go through

woke up with a headache, threw up 4 times, had a 9 hour internship today and feel like death can i get a hooray or something idk

"what do you mean you don’t want kids? your child could’ve been the person that found a cure for cancer" yeah but my said child could've also been a serial killer so what’s your point?

best pop song ever made. argue with the wall.

stained my white shirt

what do y'all think of my roblox avatar

hey i'm a billion dollar company, would YOU like to donate $2 to someone in need?

am i really this ugly

nothing interesting has happened in Berlin in like the last 36 years and i refuse to believe people wanna visit that stupid fucking city

type shit i've been on

an elderly man said to me: "you speak german pretty well for an immigrant" thank you? i guess???

gen x: technology is frying the brains of the youth also gen x: hey so we created this A.I. tool

happy 15th anniversary to my favourite album