heard the news about trump blowing clinton, call that "The Gulp of America"

copped myself a movie from the 1980s. heard lots of positive reviews about it so let's see what the hype is all about

dumbest joke i've made in a while

if the 2nd european leg rumours for the MAYHEM ball tour turn out to be true i'm turning into a completely different person istg none of yall will recognize me

the CoUNTess

i missed doing these type of edits

i honestly don't know

doing it

honest question for the people born in december do you celebrate your birthdays on separate days, or on christmas eve?

cried today 👍

lady tealga appreciation edit v2

lady tealga appreciation edit

told this to some people but never addressed it publicly officially aroace 💜

made this immediately after the grammy nominations came out

MAYHEM NOMINATED FOR AOTY OMG

i went on a more simplistic route than usual with the editing here

gta vi delayed. again.

"TANZT ODER STIRBT" GIRL SHUT THE FUCK UP I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE 😭 😭

RUMOUR SAYS SHE'S PERFORMING IN DÜSSELDORF NEXT YEAR HAHAHAHA I'M NOT DELUSIONAL AND THIS WILL HAPPEN

haven't been feeling my happiest recently

i could make a very obvious & immature joke about the track's title but i refuse

hey berlin you cocksuckers how does it feel like to be living my dream in the next few days

silence, you narwhal

there he- HOLY FUCK did you see that?

this one's decent i suppose

wait a second i've seen you somewhere before...

this one's whatever

lady gaga ytp one day idk fuck it

i thought this one was a bit funny

no clue if i already sent it here but this one's also a favourite of mine

not sure if i like this one..

i've developed so many insecurities that when i say "hi" to somebody i immediately feel like a piece of shit

and here's one that i like a lot

here's one that tiktok seems to like a lot

have to share with yall my favourite joke from T&R2

did you know?: every zodiac sign each has a hair style dedicated to themselves except cancer

if you think that british cuisine looks inedible, or that polish food looks disgusting, then you have never seen what people in iceland eat

sure whatever

i wonder if annie is okay

when I look at Friedrich Merz, i sometimes think to myself… "what does this cunt do for a living again?"

there's always going to be someone in your family who still listens to Michael Jackson

the lion just finished writing the math exam (the lion is now considering suicide)

the lion does not concern himself with tomorrow's math exam (the lion is fucked)

christmas came early!

these "ideas" fucking suck, thx youtube <3

the lion can’t take it much longer

people have let david guetta get away with making shit music for far too long now

real talk. would some of you be interested in seeing some gaga edits i made? really proud with how they turned out and i don't want them to remain tiktok exclusive

IF YOU ARE GERMAN, YOU NEED TO CONTACT YOUR MEPs AND DEMAND THEY OPPOSE CHAT CONTROL -RIGHT- -NOW- the link below contains individual emails and everything, PLEASE do not sleep on this!