Less social media. #bye

OH SHIT! I completely forgot about you. Sorry boo.

Key lime is a favorite fizzy delight. #LaCroix

This flavor is delicious

I have had 3 fuzzy waters….. in the last hour.

We’ve been busy busy!

Hey hi how’s it going

I can drink all the fizzy water I want

I’m devastated today. We have been dealing with what we thought was a dental issue … it’s something much larger. Sufficed to say, our youngest “fur baby before our Baby” will be crossing the rainbow bridge Sunday afternoon. My heart is broken.

Angels, angels everywhere!

Little little babies

Her name is Mama Fratelli. She’s tiny. Don’t MESS with her.

I’m cool

Would she write a whole book like this? Sentence by sentence. At this point, anything to contribute to the dullness of interesting times.

I am starting to think the dead internet may actually not be too far off…

Where do we find people these days.

Hey, check it out. Occasionally, I put some effort into my look!

See... we have freedom of speech on this platform... DOMEONE PLEASE REMIX THIS AND MAKE IT INTO A BEAT SO WE CAN LISTEN TO IT REPEATEDLY....also, this is evidence of a crime.. it is from 03/09/2025, i obtained it from a tiktoker and it is not the first time he has publicly said this.

Uh oh AI… uh… uh oh.

So who is moving to the beautiful Matel countryside with me??

My last day on campus until August and my plans for the next 8 weeks. It’s an oddly solemn day. Sort of feels like a contradiction. A happy funeral. Something we are okay with laying to rest , but will miss all the same.

There she is

🚨 NEW: President @JoeBiden on the new American Pontiff, Pope Leo: "I think he's great. I think he's a good friend of Pope Francis. And, you know, I think he's going to keep moving the church in the direction of being more ecumenical and reaching out and I think that's all good." ♥️

Fun facts about me:

www.gofundme.com/f/help-alice... I just want to point out… that there is an evil racist who managed to raise over half million just being an unhinged weirdo. This sweet derpy angel never hurt anyone…. And her not so horrible human family is hoping to make that happen… see where I’m going here

chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202... …. Okay. Is it possible to make an atheist into a Catholic? 🫠

And that’s a wrap on my 28th semester 🥰. It was one for the books.

Welcome the new #WokePope, Leo! Hopeful for more progress coming out of the Catholic Church.

Gooood day from our sweet old lady Alice 🥰

Oh fuuuuuuuuck all the way off with this bullshit. Tina Peters better damn serve out her time.

I miss boring and normal.

I’m just running around showing everyone my pretty bowl of strawberries. But LOOK at them! They are perfect!

I can’t. I have to stay home and slow-blink with my kitty. #Lulu #Lufengosaurus

www.gofundme.com/f/help-alice... Racist lady gets 600k…. Maybe we can get Alice dental surgery? She’s not even racist.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-alice... Our baby needs surgery. Please share?

www.gofundme.com/f/help-alice... Our baby needs surgery. Please share?

Today sweet Alice (aka: mushy cat) is going to the vet and here’s hoping it’s nothing super serious.

Babies took off for their forever homes today 🥰

One minute of gentle bapping

Little fluffy angel

Bye.

From my junk email this morning…. Am I missing some information about tequila?

Dear social media, today was sad because when I went to Costco, they didn’t have Sargento Cheese Bakes. They had Cheeze-its though. So, I guess it wasn’t a total loss. -Alice (Not really)

Eepy kitten