Happy Birthday Charles Cholmondeley, you clever chap! 🦎 We’re living it up tonight in honour of the brilliant brain that helped hatch #OperationMincemeat, born this day in 1917. Agent @daveycumming.bsky.social will be bringing this trout discoverer to Broadway in a few short weeks 💛

Just dropped a piece of bread on the floor then proceeded to tell it off because it is, and I quote, “better than that”, in case anyone was wondering how my mental health is holding up

We are now a quarter of the way into the new millennium and I still haven’t been fucked by a robot. I demand a refund.

SACRIFICE AND SUCCESS: A 🧵 Just said goodbye to my whole family/friends up North, most of whom I won’t see before I soon move across the world for potentially over a year & it has got me thinking about how little we talk about sacrifice vs success - esp in the performing arts.

Ur #SpotifyWrapped called you a f*ggot? That’s cute. Mine bound me, gagged me and made me host a no-loads-refused party on Sniffies. We are not the same.

gay culture is constantly cracking the most heinously-horny graphically-detailed sexual jokes with your mates but barely saying three words to a man you are literally about to be inside

just saw a newborn yawning and it’s like wtf do *you* have to be tried about bro?! get real

God forbid a man has hobbies jeez

pret no sleep bus pret another pret

It’s always TED Talks about this or TED Talks about that. What I wanna know is when is TED gonna fucking LISTEN for once, you know?

This Monday! Come listen to some very interesting, clever people and me talk about what it means to put the Past on the Proscenium @newdiorama.bsky.social

omg no way i also had two older sisters growing up! so how is therapy?

Y-fronts are just a bra for your balls. Ur welcome.

I’m new here - what do I need to know? How does this place work? Any cool features I should know about?

Butterflies are so cool and mercifully ignorant of the fall of Western Democracy and that’s actually really nice 🦋💕 (Is that right? Am I BlueSkying correctly?)