If he fucks my period out of hibernation again I will demand steak as retribution 🙂‍↕️ the internet is telling me this is rational to expect out of men

Thank god this is something people want otherwise I’m gonna die alone.

I fear the mental illness has decided We™️ like the blonde. She’s sticking around for awhile.

Unfortunately I’ve turned into a fleece jacket girlie and all the coats I like are so expensive 😩 I need money 🥲 I wanna be a basic girl in a cute north face fleece jacket 😞

I love Florence and I love Ethel Cain This is the vibe of the evening I think open.spotify.com/track/4ZYuIN...

I’m kinda bored anyone wanna ask my stuff 🙃 ngl.link/hollyhoebby

Feeling anxiety? Time to get into walking again…I dunno maybe I’ll get serious about getting into running

I’m still so sad I didn’t get a picture of how much pussy juice I got on his chin 😞 licked him clean too quick Guess we’ll just have an excuse to eat me out till I scream and make a mess on his face another day 🥰

Just realized I haven’t posted any tits in a bit 🫣 my bad #nsfw #tits #boobs #horny #goon #mark #bruise #nipples

Would be nice to be laying between his legs, face resting next to his cock and balls so I can watch him twitching and getting needy 🥰💖💖💖

When I was sitting on him, seated fully on his cock, and he grabs my toy 👀 He couldn’t figure out how to turn it on so of course I took it to help him find the button Don’t know why he didn’t expect me to immediately using the vibrator on his sensitive nipples🤭🥰💖

Being fucked and him using my toys on me at the same time? Wonderful 🥰💖

I’d suck his dick for a pizza rn Also just cause I like sucking his dick 🥰💖

I just accidentally dumped a bunch of perfume on me, my phone and the carpet . It’s smells so strong I don’t even know when I got this shit. Already had a migraine, kill me 💖

Suddenly I’m in a very festive mood 🥰💖

Dam was just hit with a top tier childhood memory of snapping my glasses in half because my teacher was being mean to me and I needed an out to the nurses office lmao

I need to go to the eye doctor soon I’m so fucking blind it’s not even funny 😞 and my glasses are low key broken lol the arms are weak as shit

I’m overjoyed with this new album honestly. open.spotify.com/track/6mZJTL...

Seems like I drain him till he passes out more than he fucks me unconscious 🤭💖💖💖 #MrSofty

I second this

I got three BEAUTIFUL 100+ snipes on bf6 and didn’t get any footage. Going to cry myself to sleep 🥲

I need a sugar daddy/mommy specifically for all the video games I want 🙃💖

This is the best!!☺️ or when my hands get really cold and I grab someone’s arm haha

Oscar Issac. That’s it. That’s the post. He is The Moment 💖💖💖

Just finished del Toro’s Frankenstein. I feel fundamentally changed and see life anew. 10/10 a million rose petals thrown around the estate the freshest tomatoes an orphaned Victorian child could imagine

Woke up in a god damn winter wonderland?? I’m not ready for snow 🥲

“I think he’s kind of tired” Him laying down looking exhausted My dumb ass confused as fuck thinking he’s talking about a ghost or some shit He meant his dick 🙃 That being said he fingered me for awhile and magically He was not so tired anymore 🥰 #MrSofty #nsfw

sorry I've been like this for the past thirteen years I was dehydrated

My ‘competition’ is not the fleshlight he hasn’t used since the beginning of the year. It’s the long body pillow he spoons when I’m not in his bed 😠 Was in my spot 😤 He did fuck me last night while I laid on it tho 🥰 it’s very comfortable

“Did we have sex earlier this morning?” Groggy, no bones, just fucked me for the second time this morning. “You did, from behind with my face in the pillows.” Awake, delighted, full of cum for the second time this morning. He fucked me that good half asleep?? 🙂‍↕️🥰💖💖💖 10000/10 💖💖💖 #nsfw #MrSofty

Steal his pillows so he has to use my tits as a comfy spot to fall asleep 😇 This scheme has worked twice in the same night 🥰💖💖💖

My old coworker fell for some Facebook article about how the liberals turned the scooby doo characters gay, and she wanted my queer ass to be as upset as she was. Ma’am, they’ve always been gay. The only satanic presence is that their dog talks Could be gayer honestly Make it all gayer 2026

Chugging water to earn the crisp monster in my fridge 😌💖💙🥶 And cause hydration is important I guess 🙃💖💖💖

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

Thinking about getting a bunch of little tattoos all over my arm. Like a more expensive charm bracelet lol

Feeling like I should cuddle up with a hot drink and listen to Orville Peck and have Emotions™️ with and about him while the first snow hits the area 🙃💖

I am relating to this song rn. One might say. I’m coming around. Haha. Funny joke. 🙃💖 the caffeine has made me sleepy 😴 open.spotify.com/track/2aNCgj...

Feeling like maybe I should drink the other monster in my fridge… it’s nice and icy. So crisp. She calls to me, my angel of music (caffeine) Bout to act out all of the phantom of the opera having a will I won’t I with this monster can

The only alien I want to probe me 😌

I just want to feel wanted. Adored. Cared for.

I should have known I was in for a rough go of life because of how funny adults found me as a child. I had a tight five before I could tie my shoes

The only nice thing about my day bed is that I can kick my feet off the edge when I listen to my music. As a tall person™️ I don’t get to do that a lot lol

Had a monster with my ‘dinner’ and now it’s time for a nice hot coffee 🙂‍↕️

I did boxes 🌟 Can someone buy me a latte and a pastry and give me a bone crushing hug please? #nsfw #lewd #bra #boobs #blonde #glasses #horny #goon

My instagram provides for me and ye’

Today’s been a chatty day sorry, cleaning and packing stuff 🙃 maybe I’ll post some content after I get more tubs done haha 😅

THEY’RE REVIVING SCRUBS??? Please be good ill cry 🥹💖💖💖 Nostalgia to the MAX!!!