Inari Noir's recent bar menu btw! Everything was a huge hit. :D

Forgot to take cute pics of me at my popup bar but this was the outfit that night, except I had my armwarmers, different bracelets, my mala bead necklace, and cute ankle wraps.

lil bandit came by to the party where I set up a popup bar.

*hornyscrolling through feed full of porn artists' posts* "It was the best of times." 🍆💦 *doomscrolling through political news* "It was the worst of times." 🍊🌮🧨

1/ He looks like he's going to give very problematic opinions over a very plain Thanksgiving dinner that's a six hour drive outside of Flavortown.

blurred the nsfw content but lmao

I've known one of my on-again-off-again hookups for years and I still have no idea what the fuck his name is and now I'm too embarrassed to ask.

Why do queer autistic bottoms do so well at orgies? We're really into trains. 🥁

1/ So I learned something about myself talking with my friends last night over dinner. Turns out I might have hyperphantasia. Like you know how a lot of folks have varying degrees of aphantasia where they can only visualize say, lines and general shapes in their head? I'm the opposite.

Reflections on 2025 now that it's the new year. defector.com/what-did-we-...

I wonder if bondage kinksters ever accidentally get horny over building IKEA furniture. Cuz like, putting those racks and slings and stuff together is basically the same thing.

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

Random thought but fried rice is the Chinese version of the pasta meme. Wet the drys. Fry the wets. Wet the drys (with soy sauce)

Yesssssssss

My very first fat washed spirit. 25g bacon fat, 125g bourbon (1:5 ratio by mass). Heating element is on to keep the bacon fat liquid & stir bar is keeping it mixed. Letting it go for 12h before I let the fat settle another 24h before freezing & filtration. #cocktails #mixology

Accidentally ripped the handle off of the cable cross pec fly at the gym. Ended up falling forward the moment it snapped and skinned my knee. 🙁

Version 2.0 of the Stardust Sparkler is a gooooo. This time I let the muddled raspberries oxidize a bit to get a darker color, so it resembles the night sky a bit more. I also added some edible glitter and a bit more botanicals. Next time I'll also use dark rum instead. #mixology #cocktails

One of my friends is a femboy and after bantering with him online my feed has been tainted with this nonsense. >:(

7th grade teacher: "So now that we've collected enough Class Points, do we have a Pizza Party or an Ice Cream Party?" My Weird Ass Teen Self: "Let's have a Donner Party!" Teacher: "NO."

Wow first try w a new cocktail and it works out beautifully. Maybe a couple tweaks but it's great already. I'm calling it the Stardust Spritz bc it contains numerous compounds found in nebular stardust. Gold rum, raspberries, lemon zest, juniper berry, sweetened with honey. #mixology #cocktails

When I visited Thailand a couple years ago people were side-eyeing me for wearing nail polish. My Thai friend's v sweet & lovely mom wondered if I was in a delinquent phase. Small children asked if I was a boy or girl. Turns out nail polish for men is now in vogue in Thailand! I'm so happy. :3

1/ New pet peeve: When you use "I feel" as gentle language to critique someone's ideas (i.e. "I feel like you're making a mistake here"), and they shoot back with "That's what's wrong with you. You base things on FEELINGS, not FACTS."

It isTHAT kind of day, Coop. Right there with you, pal. PS You can get this hilarious and very cute mug by @jackaloo.bsky.social from his store page on RedBubble! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1747... Subscribe to his Patreon if you like great merch, fantastic stories and amazing art!

Friend's new buddyperson braided my hair and I feel super pretty. :3

Random thought but what if for Queer Halloween we egged people's houses by putting big trans pride flag stickers on their doors that say: "Hi Residents I've realized something about myself plz share in my joy ~With Love, The Front Porch"

I've mentioned before how my local gym has a bunch of other Asian hotties there. One guy in particular wears white pants and a black compression top and I'm like 90% convinced he's going for a lowkey Toji cosplay as he's working out and I respect the fit.

Toured a model home and this one is great. It's even got a little nook you can house your adoptive British child in.

1/ Having friends who'd been homeschooled is p fun. On the one hand they're a touch out of sync socially. But on the other they haven't been overexposed and numbed to the world like the rest of us and there's something wonderful about that.

Day 7 of my weed T-break and without those rose-colored glasses on the world is flesh toned and unappealing.

Waxing nostalgic over forced trauma bonding over weirdass butt stuff.

Progress pics! My partner's bathroom mirror makes me look extra cut.

Man I love how Halloween is both the most family fun-oriented yet sluttiest of holidays.

ohno a kitsune got in the pool

I must say I become much more socially adept when I've got my ADHD meds.

Hot.

Spider who lives in my side view mirror wants to say hi. I really like her as a little driving buddy. I swear if someone mistakenly thinks they're helping by cleaning off the webbing I'm gonna be upset. Don't destroy Webbifer Lopez' home.

Topologist reimagines their bottom's body as a donut. 🥁

Welp my pomegranate juice ended up inadvertently fermenting in the fridge. The cap kinda blew off when I opened it for a glass and I can't find it. It's tasting much less sweet, it's rather fizzy, and slightly boozy. Kinda awesome.

Went to the doctor today and when the person measured my height it was APPARENTLY 5'6" which mean I shrank by an inch since I last measured it wtf?!

Welp add me to the throng of people who are woefully disappointed with BlueSky's new kink moderation rules that are going to be implemented on the 15th. I'll be looking for another site to slowly migrate to yet again.

Couple more #Folsom pix. This one of my partner who put together a postapocalyptic Mad Max style outfit.

Fun at #Folsom! Wore a cute collar and had my partners take turns holding the leash. Turns out being leashed works out super well for me since I like being led around. One of them even put it up on the fence to hold me in place.

I've found that polyamory suits me very well since my ADHD makes it very hard to focus on one subject, even if I'm super passionate about that subject. Having multiple partners is most compatible with my neurodivergence. I love everyone in my orbit. It also suits me because I'm a slut.

When a judo hold turns into an excuse to blow raspberries on that tum-tum.