In the past month I've broken three of my sex toys. Two buttplugs and the neck of my Hitachi wand massager snapped in half. 🙁 They're hammering away at God's prostate now. 🙏

For some reason my partners bathroom lighting makes me look way more cut

1/ The other night me and my partner slept together in the bungalow in his backyard. He got up in the morning to take a piss and fell asleep on the couch. So partner's doggo came in and laid his head on the bed making wet snuffling noises. And I woke up and was all "Whats up boy? Everything okay?"

1/ New cocktail! The Reflecting Pool '26. 2 oz gin 3.5 oz Baja Blast Mountain Dew Spirulina Algae Powder Squeeze of Lemon Stir with ice and strain into coup glass, serve with torn strip of blue raspberry fruit roll up.

Reposting this pic of a squirrel with huge tits I saw a while back. #BigTittyGothSquirrel

Was chatting about what getting porn was like in the olden days & thought up a sketch of "Buying porn in the 90s pre-internet" and it's a guy in a top hat & monocle walking into a store & ringing the bell on the front desk. "Shopkeep! I would like to purchase your finest pornography magazine."

Oh shit. OH SHIT. *screams at @twinkelf.bsky.social*

1/ I was once asked why I wear a mask, so to answer: Being Asian American means you live between two worlds. Trad Azn culture is very modest & low-key and you're supposed to blend in and not make waves. Being American tho is about being true to yourself, loud & proud, and even confrontational.

So some thoughts: Being Asian American means you live between two worlds essentially. Traditional Asian culture is very modest and low-key and you're supposed to blend in and not make waves. Being American though is about being true to yourself, loud and proud, and even a bit confrontational.

Going thru old pix and man I love my fit.

I too would enjoy a situation where I get to enjoy all the tops.

some drawing advice that is very serious

Me and my bear partner. :3

I just came across vids of twinks in chastity who wear & jerk off a strapon and can achieve orgasm that way. I bet V.S. Ramachandran would be super intrigued. (now to play the waiting game to see if there's anyone here both horny and knowledgeable enough about clinical neurology to get that joke)

Perfected my new appetizer for Inari Noir's menu: Guac & Balls! Mesquite smoked avocado with shallots, tomato, lemon juice + zest, mixed with a generous scoop of homemade zhoug. Served with an onsen egg and golgappa!

In less than a month it'll not only be Pride but the anniversary of the Titan imploding. So if I happen to bring up a sub that can fit five men going down, just know I'm not talking about the one at the bottom of the ocean.

Normies often underestimate how validating online sluttiness can be for queer folk, especially ones who grew up in conservative environments.

Was chatting with one of my partners today and I mentioned that in my human anatomy class in high school I learned how to hold my breath until I could pass out. He described it as "the most himbo-assed thing I've ever heard." But hey this also means I can do real deep rips from my vape pen.

I've been mulling over getting a weighted blanker for ages- ever since a buddy threw one over me while we were baked and I ended up sealed like a yokai bc it was relaxing as FUUUUCK. But then I realized I had a 30 pound weighted vest. Slept with it on last night and holy smokes what a deep sleep.

Lookin' cute in my new tank top!

Sometimes I feel like I have dog software running on cat hardware.

Holy fuck guys holy fuck I got 100 mg packs of edibles for like 6 dollars each. That's barely more expensive than normal candy! Happy 420 y'all!

Had a double date the other day and my partner mentioned how where he grew up the car alarms went off so often the birds learned them as birdsongs. ME: "Eugh. Imagine being catfished by a Honda Civic."

Fucking Amazon Streaming. I'm on a nice solid dose of weed chilling out to Invincible and now I'm full of serotonin and oxytocin and it's all to a goddamn Dog Food ad.

In #dungeonmeshi Falin's entire arc is "Would you still love me if I was a wyrm?"

Did a nice fun dinner party last night and I made cocktails. Behold the Citrus Shockwave (it glows under UV light)

I wish I were a kitty so I could curl up on someone's lap and have a sleepies without someone calling the cops.

hey so I know it's an aut/sensory-seeking neurodivergence thing to enjoy compression (like tight bands or weighted blankets) but anyone else ever watch a snake crush the breath out of a mouse, look at the little rodent, and think "Lucky bastard?"

In the last 5 seconds after coming out of the gym and putting my gym bag back into my car: "Wait why the fuck is a used condom in my trunk?" "Wait why did I just PICK IT UP?!"

God I love coup glasses. Finalized my design for my new cocktail, the Citrus Shockwave. #mixology #cocktails

I'm watching bowling fails RN and I swear to god as someone with a decently high level of physical coordination and kinesthetic intelligence this is painful as fuck to me. It's legit the physical equivalent of watching a Flat Earther video on science.

JFC I know targeted ads are a thing but Incerun men's fashion needs to calm its fucking tits. p.s. I do like how that one shirt in the upper left looks like a Space Cadet uniform. For the Galactic Imperium!!!

Funny story: I was driving to pick up lunch today and just as I rounded a corner I thought I saw a Cybertruck but it legit just turned out to be a dumpster once I got closer. Then half a block further down there was an actual Cybertruck.

I personally removed STDs from my universe because it's nice to imagine a world with one less bad thing, and everyone is gay. Plus eggs are just a minor inconvenience not unlike a tummy ache. They're not fertilized until multiple breedings so WaiT Come BaCk I haven't told you about the EGG SAC YET-

"This better not awaken anything in me."

I just saw this meme and it's such a callout. I was JUST sitting on the stairs working on my laptop because it was more comfy than a chair and then took a nap in the hallway outside my room. I've also been known to nap in the stairwell like a cat.

Man #HeatedRivalry really is just Western yaoi.

I swear man seeing MAGA folk simultaneously regurgitate and swallow right wing spin on current events is like watching a dog eat its own vomit.

Inari Noir's recent bar menu btw! Everything was a huge hit. :D

Forgot to take cute pics of me at my popup bar but this was the outfit that night, except I had my armwarmers, different bracelets, my mala bead necklace, and cute ankle wraps.

lil bandit came by to the party where I set up a popup bar.

*hornyscrolling through feed full of porn artists' posts* "It was the best of times." 🍆💦 *doomscrolling through political news* "It was the worst of times." 🍊🌮🧨

1/ He looks like he's going to give very problematic opinions over a very plain Thanksgiving dinner that's a six hour drive outside of Flavortown.

I've known one of my on-again-off-again hookups for years and I still have no idea what the fuck his name is and now I'm too embarrassed to ask.

Why do queer autistic bottoms do so well at orgies? We're really into trains. 🥁

1/ So I learned something about myself talking with my friends last night over dinner. Turns out I might have hyperphantasia. Like you know how a lot of folks have varying degrees of aphantasia where they can only visualize say, lines and general shapes in their head? I'm the opposite.

Reflections on 2025 now that it's the new year. defector.com/what-did-we-...