Bit warm, innit!?

Afternoon boys! It's gonna be a really warm week here 🥵

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Too much bulge? 🤔

Is there a dating app for old men who don't have their shit together yet? 🤔

Post nap semi...

Music is far better for my mental health than any therapist I've had thus far.

So I was saying night to all my mates last night, and accidentally said LOVE YOU. 😭

Why are some toothbrushes £600!?

Morning everyone, what are we up to today? ❤️

Horny on my friend's couch...

Is my beard blonde or going grey? 🤔

Happy #FCF! (I may have trimmed too short)

Weight loss is going well, but I have lost my bum :(

Are these too gay?

Oops I was naughty.

Birmingham can be pretty sometimes.

Anyone know a good chai to brew at home?

Does anyone have any experience with ball stretchers?

I got my teeth fixed!

Oh my god, I just had the longest wee ever.

Being likeable is more important than being good at your job. Weird.

I need a new phone, any suggestions? Around the £500 mark

I'm a doofus.

This heat has me 🥵

Pants of the day!

Bit warm, innit?

Sweated like a bitch moving my nephew into new place!

Lovely conversation with a handsome man, then out of nowhere he asks if he can piss over my living room furniture?

It might be cheaper to put the weight back on than buy a new wardrobe? 🤔

New little pond for mum to enjoy in garden 😁 Hopefully plants will fill out over summer 🌞

Just back from a first date. I can never bloody tell if it went well or not?

Should I trim? 🤔

You can tell how long it's been since I've had sex by the length of my pubes 🤣

Pants of the day!

I'm still finding it a bit weird not having any dating or hook up apps. I do however have a couple of social events next week, so see how things go?

Hmm, been invited to an underwear party.... Do I go?

On way home! X

Life is weird but you've still got to love it x

My current Lego collection...

Ok, so real life meeting of men sucks just as much as the apps. Am I doomed to be single forever?

I need slutty underwear, can anyone recommend any in the UK?

Eugh can't sleep. Crazy neighbour sent his mum round to negotiate for him today. No apology for his behaviour,she just spouted all the shit he made up about us as if it was truth. He's a liar, a bully and a coward.

So my phone is so old, I can't do any photo verification, at all 😭

Weight loss update pics!

The owls outside are going fucking mad tonight.

Oh wow, so the cheap scales I bought for home are obviously useless, saw doc today and I've actually lost 13kg since January!

Does anyone else struggle more at night when feeling down?

Shower time!

Send me a dick pic and I'll vote?