I went to the tailor, but I disliked all of the options they presented. They told me to suit myself. #jokesters #puns

Trying to figure out WITCH #Halloween joke I should make. I want it to have a strong impact—something I can SKELETON (scale-a-ton). Something that will get my siblings excited to laugh, something that will PUMP-KIN. Ideally a joke that's free. I don't want it to COSTUME-uch money. #jokesters

What's a pirate's favorite discount? 3.14% They love Pi Rates #jokesters #puns

I write my jokes with an open window It's the best way to draft #puns #writingcommunity