Good morning. It has been f̶i̶v̶e̶ zero days since your imposter syndrome has kicked in. You fraud.

I'm in this!

No matter what social media platform I join, one of the first things I do without consciously thinking about it? Immediately find and follow @weratedogs.com.

Silver lining living where it winters so hard? Knocking the accumulated slush off the wheel well. Truly one of life's little pleasures.

Got a haircut today and when the stylist asked how I liked it, I actually asked for more off the top instead of going home with a haircut I didn't like. Achievement Unlocked

Welp, I'm here now. Not sure what to do next...