👹 went outside for a few hours and immediately have sunburn on my face

That’s my baby happy birthday😌

My life has significantly gotten better the less I have engaged with social media 😭

Got a haircut where they didn’t fuck my shit up for once

You need to be executed if you’re making ai porn I don’t make the rules

Watched Pillion and idk how to feel about it

Love getting to spoil my baby for Christmas 😭

This pokemon dlc is pretty fun

Age verification said I looked 24, love this for me but hate that Australia implemented this

So many Spotify wrapped posts that are full of chops 🫨

Low key obsessed with where winds meet

I opened the door and it’s so muggy out here

Another day another homophobic encounter I’m so tired man 😭

This season of dragula is so good like everyone is batshit insane.😭

Why have I nearly finished every single facet of pokemon already 😭need to stop and sit at a cafe

Oh!

What do you mean 1000 battles for shiny charm 😭? I’ve only done 350

I’m having so much fun (I haven’t put it down all day)

overworked but bought myself a switch 2 as a treat 💃🏻

Need to sell enough feet (or hole) pics to buy a switch 2

Oh my god he leakinggggg

Ivory glaze reminds me of the kids I went to high school with in Sydney and idk if I vibe!

Big boy fashion ideas and it’s just chinos and a beige polo so many people are so afraid of colour lol 😭

Melbourne is such a shithole To live in lately like why is there a Nazi March at the end of the month???? 😭hello can we fucking not

I don’t think I’m sad enough to listen to Ethel Cain lmao

Scary dick jumpscare 🗣️

Superman was really fun 👼🏻 good start to the DCU

Attention seeking? On a Thursday? 👁️

Drag race has pissed me off for the last time 😭

She’s worked 7 days in a row someone hire me to do nothing thank u

Another couture week where half of the designers didn’t even bring anything interesting, Schiaparelli, Robert Wun and Glenn Martens Margiella ate everyone else up

I need another cat thread, show me your babies

I need more friends to talk about runways with 🥹

Crazy how much I disassociate lately

Looking in the mirror lately

Should I get these frames

Being attacked at work is so fun😃

Have to work my whole birthday weekend crying screaming throwing up xo

We watched Mickey 17 the other day and that was so much fun

My comfort meal this winter is jambalaya it’s so easy and doesn’t take long at all

Need this new turnstile album it’s so good already

Need me a cash pig to buy me soup so I don’t die from this flu I will step on you

This flu is trying to kill me oh my God

Oh!

I still find it funny that someone said they’d break my nose if they saw me, from a private account??? like actually get professional help I’m just a little guy

Final destination was pretty fun. 8/10

I fear I need to pivot to selling feet pics

Show me your cats pls

Absolutely struggling to go to the gym lately 😵