I swear I'll

The first wine reviewers: Person A: We need to create some terminology. How would you describe this liquid? Person B: Crisp. Person A: what Person C: I was thinking ...dry. Person A: WHAT

With the amount of ketamine Musk is doing, he must be so disassociated from reality everything must seem like a video game. He could probably be gaslit into thinking he can quicksave and go on a rampage ...Who am I kidding, Musk doesn't play enough games to know what quicksave is

I think that we should stop worrying about selling technology to China that their military might use against us in a worst-case scenario, and instead sell them technology so that their military could use it against us in a worst-case scenario

Guys I found out why Trump think Greenland and Venezuela are vital to the security of North America

Pros and cons of traveling to the US now: Cons: You have to scrub your social media and phone to not get detained and deported Pros: If he dies when you are there, it'd be like being in Brazil when they win the World Cup

Putting up a new post so the guy who likes one of my posts each time I like one of his posts has something to like

If Transformers were real, we'd have Transvestigators. People who pour over pictures of Gundams, claiming that the shoulders clearly are the rear of a stealth fighter

Why did no one tell me 50 Cent is 50. Think of all the jokes we could have made

So on Youtube I got recommended Chumbawamba's "The Day the Nazi Died" - the resistance is alive and everywhere

How is this the most rap name involved in the Kendrick-Drake saga

Bold of them to just advertise like that

They should decide it by an Eucharist eating competition. Whoever can eat the most Christ becomes pope

They should make Gabe Newell president. Only way to avoid World War 3

Five romance movies etc: 3-Iron July Rain Kamikaze Girls Chungking Express The Important Thing is To Love

Decided it was time to change. Turned my life around 180. Forgot I was on radians. Think I'm gonna vomit.

Happy Valentine's to those who partake. Personally, I feel that the expectation of romance lessens the impact. I much prefer to be romantic on days when you don't expect it, like Halloween or 9/11

Some Wikipedia pages whose title has pleased me greatly recently: Witches of Warboys Master of the Female Half-Lengths Bitch Wars

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you." - Childish - Nonsensical "The jerky store called, and they're running out of you." - Ominous - Savoury

Not saying anybody should do crimes, but if you do, it'd please me greatly if you could leave on the scene a ziploc bag inside a ziploc bag marked 'Evidence A' inside a ziploc bag marked 'Evidence C'

Good fences make good neighbors, electric fences make electric neighbors

The main reason Trump got re-elected is simply because a lot of Americans thought he has a big brain. ...Especially that one guy in Pennsylvania.

You want high IQ people working 80 hours of week for 0 pay? Best I can do is 80 IQ people working 0 hours for high pay