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ready for this news nation ufo reveal...

my love language is videos of tiktok influencers crying about losing their income.

need to run that severance episode back a few times...

do people think ross ulbricht is really getting out day one? i'd love to see it but i don't trust the orange men.

fuck x.

i suggested a child molestor be shot in the back of his head on mr. tesla's app and my account was suspended / muted for 12 hours which is pretty insane considering the things i see people get away with posting over there.

good riddance tiktok.

Godfather 2. #nowwatching

I hope Severance never stops being this good. Holy fuck.

I’m 3/4 of the way through Zone of Interest and totally get why this movie may have upset a few people but this is masterclass cinema. In legitimate awe of this film.

I need all the UAP / UFO people over on the X app to give it a rest. Such sensational garbage. More gullible folks on that app than anywhere else.

Clearing all my political accounts off my feed. The election is over. I don’t need to see your feelings about Trump every day. It gets old and tiresome.

Zone of Interest. #nowwatching

I want to make enough money to follow the F1 grid around the world one year. #AbuDhabiGP

I hate that even though I uninstalled TikTok it’s probably on my phone forever. It will probably somehow make it onto my next two phones even though I never actually download it to either of them. Sneaky ass China malware.

Best sleep I’ve had in a long time.

Feels good to have zero social media apps on my phone. I’ll update them via browser if I feel the need. Otherwise, nah fam. Keep this nonsense off my device.

I love how every year is the “busiest travel year ever” for Thanksgiving. I can’t recall a year where that headline hasn’t been utilized but there’s practically no way it’s true.

…exit stage left Is it really useful to leave X and be on Bluesky? I’ve been on microblogging platforms for longer than I’ve needed to in my life. I’ve gained nothing from it. Obviously tons of laughs and one pretty cool job opportunity with… https://humvn.wordpress.com/2024/11/24/exit-stage-left/

Fuck

George Russell has gigantic testicles. Is mister Saturday about to become mister sort of Sunday but still also Saturday? #LasVegasGP

Just wanted to preemptively congratulate Red Bull and Max Verstappen on their / his fourth championship. Good luck next year to all of the other drivers and constructors. 🏆 #LasVegasGP

I might have smoked too much of that Florida Haze pregaming for the #LasVegasGP. My eyes are getting super heavy.

F1 time.

I need everyone watching the #LasVegasGP to send a message to Liberty Media about how we’d rather not hear Danica Patrick say words outloud on camera about the “pinnacle of motorsport”. www.libertymedia.com/contact

I have a man crush on Lawrence Barretto. #LasVegasGP

This timer showing there’s 37 minutes left isn’t making staying awake any easier. #LasVegasGP

Colapinto took a massive 50G impact. I hope there’s no long terms effects as a result of that the same way Max’s vision has been affected by his big impacts.

Should I nap before this #LasVegasGP?

Can I pop into Cake Bake for a to go order?

ah yes, Pierre Gasly P3, like we all predicted #LasVegasGP

pierre fucking gasly

and where did that Gasly lap come from, P3 🥳🕺 #F1

Max can pull off P1. Las Vegas is his. Let’s put this nail in the coffin early. #LasVegasGP

There’s my boy Max with a solid P2! #LasVegasGP

I am TO FUCKING TIRED FOR THIS SHIT. Let's get this bitch on the road #F1 #LasVegasGP

Some of those Williams mechanics and engineers looked to be on the verge of tears after Colapintos crash. Long night ahead of them. No strip clubs or gambling of any kind for that crew unfortunately. #VegasGP

Happy to see Colapinto up and out of that car that quickly. Curious how many G forces that was. #VegasGP

Has any driver prior to Checo performed so bad in a car that’s so good? #VegasGP

I love Formula 1 but my beloved sports carbon footprint is probably one of the largest of any sport on the planet considering they literally traverse the globe. 😓

I’m like twelve seconds into this documentary and can already tell that I’ll be doing everything I can to drastically minimize my carbon footprint.

Buy Now: The Shopping Conspiracy #NowWatching

I’ve also never really been an Adam Sandler guy. He stopped being funny for me after Little Nicky. 💁🏽‍♂️

Watching 8 Crazy Nights for the first time, movie isn’t really doing it for me.

I have a theory that Cake Bake is serving Mexican Coke. There's a distinct difference I am noticing every time I drink a Coke their as opposed to everywhere else.

Am I going to Gwendolyn Rogers Cake Bake for the tenth time? Probably. Their chicken andouille gumbo with the Krystal's hot sauce and crostinis can not be matched by anything on property anywhere. Throw in the full size baguette and it's game over.

No regrets.

Come on guys, really?

I can’t believe how fast a Burger King advent calendar sold out. That was hilarious. We are beyond idiocracy at this point.